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There used to be a time in history when the only celebrity that anyone knew about was the leader of their country. Enter the age of television and the talkies and that changed as the world stepped up their view on what was hot or not! Fast forward half a century and celebrities have been [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Sunday, June 29, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Filed under All, People, Sex · Tagged with Alec Baldwin, Angelina Jolie, Ben Affleck, Billy Bob Thornton, Billy Joel, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, celebrity breakups, Christie Brinkley, Ethan Hawke, Heather Locklear, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez, Justin Timberlake, Kim Basinger, Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon, Richie Sambora, Ryan Phillippe, Tom Cruise, top 10 list, Uma Thurman
10. Voiding the Sofa Warranty
9. Evacuating the Carpool
8. Exhaling Through Dad’s Special Whistle
7. Broadcasting the Expiration Date
6. Updating the 5-day Forecast
5. Dropping an O-bomba
4. Tipping the Dry Cleaner
3. Making Way for Éclair’s
2. Critiquing the Meeting
1. Cutting the Prime Rate
By former Letterman writer, Jeff Sawyer. For more laughs visit his blog, http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/
Top 10 Handy New Euphemisms [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Saturday, June 28, 2008 at 1:41 am
Filed under All, Humor, Quick Lists · Tagged with Euphemisms, fart, farting, humor funny, jeff sawyer, letterman, Passing Gas, top 10 euphemisms for passing gas, whistle
“Take Me Out to the Ball Game” turns 100 this year (2008) so I feel its only fitting to give it a top ten list. This favorite sing-a-long to America’s past-time has been a staple of the seventh-inning stretch in many baseball parks, but none more famous than the performances given [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Filed under All, Humor, Music, Sports · Tagged with Chicago, chicago cubs, Danika Patrick wrigley stadium, Devin Hester, eddie veder, Harry Caray, jeff gordon, Kellie Pickler, Mark Grace, Mike Ditka, Music, ozzy osbourne, Pearl Jam, penis, seventh inning stretch, Take me out to the ball game, Tony Romo, top 10 list, William Hung, wrigley field, Wrigley Stadium
If you are male (and a probably a few females), at one time or another you have sported a mustache. While most of us don’t have the testosterone to do the ’stache proud, here are few individuals, both real and imaginary, who have pulled off the the mustache with great aplomb. As a matter of [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Wednesday, June 25, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Filed under All, Bizarre, Fashion, People · Tagged with adolf hitler, Badamsinh Juwansinh Gurjar, Bizarre, charlie chaplin, cowboy hat, Fu Manchu, gene shalit, Groucho Marx, handlebar mustache, moustache, mustaches, rollie fingers, Salvador Dali, Tom Selleck, top 10 list, top ten, Yosemite Sam
Yesterday’s post on gangster nicknames was a bit on the heavy side, so today we will lighten it up with something more comical. Not many people may realize Ronald Reagan had quite the funny bone and was one of the more humorous Presidents, never taking himself too seriously. Whether you are Republican or Democrat you [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Monday, June 23, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Filed under All, People, Politics · Tagged with clint eastwood, Comic, Humor, humorous quotes, Jimmy Carter, oldest profession, presidency, presidential debate, Republican, ronald reagan, Thomas Jefferson, top 10 list, walter mondale
This top ten list contains themes that are not meant for children and I caution you. It does deal with the Mafia, organized crime and the underworld, therefore some criminal descriptions are included. When choosing the Top 10 Underworld Gangster names the criteria used included: how infamous the criminal was, how clever the nickname was [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Sunday, June 22, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Filed under All, Crime, People · Tagged with "Golf Bag" Sam Hunt, "Scarface" Al Capone, Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel, Charles "Lucky" Luciano, Charles "Pretty Boy" Floyd, Gangster, George "Machine Gun" Kelly, Israel "Icepick Willie" Alderman, Lester "Baby Face" Nelson, Mafia, Mobster, Nicknames, Thomas "Butterfingers" Moran, Underworld, Vincent "Mad Dog" Coll
Ah, the kiss. The strange ritual of pressing lips together, exchanging breath and a small amount of spittle while clicking teeth and touch tongues. Sounds disgusting, but we love to do it. So much so you spend about 2 weeks of your life performing this romantic act. So just what are the top ten most [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Saturday, June 21, 2008 at 8:53 am
Filed under All, History, Movies, People, Politics, Sex · Tagged with betrayal kiss, britney spears, jesus, john schlesinger, johnathan prevette, judas, kiss, lisa horne, madonna, murray head, peter finch, Rodin, ruth van herpen, sexual harassment, Sleeping Beauty, spider-man, sunday bloody sunday, the kiss, top 10 list, True Love's Kiss, VJ-Day kiss
Everyone loves board games, right? Right? I mean, we all have fond memories of playing with our kids, parents, Uncles, Aunts and friends, don’t we? Actually, when you stop and think about it, you probably didn’t like playing board games as much as you thought. Now, its all coming back. A nice, friendly game that [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Friday, June 20, 2008 at 1:04 am
Filed under All, Games, Humor · Tagged with Battleship, board games, candy land, candyland, Checkers, children, Chutes & Ladders, Clue, Games, Hasbro, kids, Life, Milton Bradley, Monopoly, Operation, Parker Brothers, Sorry, Stratego, top 10 list, top ten, toys
As I am a child from the 80s generation, I can fondly remember many of the animated shows (cartoons) listed below. Some I watched Saturday mornings and other I watched after getting home from school. A good dose of nostalgia and be found in these top ten 80’s cartoons so take a moment and watch [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Filed under All, Comics, Television · Tagged with Battle of the Planets, cartoon series, cartoons, classic cartoon, don adams, Don Most, DragonMasterHiro, Dungeon & Dragons, dungeon master, g force, GI Joe, He-man, Humor, Inpector Gadget, inspector gadget, japanese cartoon, Masters of the Universe, sidney miller, Smurfs, spider-man, Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Thundercats, top 10 list, Transformers, willie aames
Back in the day when comics weren’t the big business they are today you only had a few underpaid and overworked people pushing out a large number of comic books every month. And those overworked employees and freelancers did an incredible job of laying the groundwork for the high quality of comic books we [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Monday, June 16, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Filed under All, Comics, Humor · Tagged with Avengers, bloopers, Comic, comic books, comics, dc comics, doc ock, fantastic four, hank mccoy, Hercules, jean grey, manhattan island, marvel comics, marvel girl, Reed Richards, roy thomas, savage sword of conan, spider-man, Stan Lee, Superman, top 10 list