TopTenz Author: Jason IannoneTop 10 Things to Know About Jason Iannone
10. He is an editor at TopTenz, makin' sure everythin' on this here site reads pretty gud-like.
9. He has been featured on Cracked.com on several occasions, each time with traffic exceeding a million views.
8. He occasionally referees for independent wrestling shows, most notably Inter-Species Wrestling.
7. If he ever meets George Clooney, he's definitely getting his eight bucks back for Batman and Robin.
6. His favorite list of his is Top 10 SNL Characters Who Deserved Their Very Own Lame Movie..
5. His favorite list from somebody else is Top 10 Awkward Bible Stories.
4. He's ginger, but still has a soul. A filthy, polluted soul, but a soul nevertheless.
3. He can play guitar well enough to not make ears bleed, but not well enough to impress any talent scouts.
2. He is 0-for-3 in Presidential elections, probably because he keeps voting for third-party nobodies who don't ever get on TV. Gonna be 0-for-4 come November 2012, probably
1. He loves stand-up comedy, even though there's almost no way he could ever do it himself.
The Latest 10 Top 10 Lists by Jason Iannone:
- Top 10 Sad Excuses For Drinking Games (They Expect You To Buy)
- Top 10 Worst Attempts At Badass Corporate Mascots
- Top 10 Clever Jokes And Observations (That Everybody Makes)
- Top 10 Celebrity Feuds That Can Only Be Settled In Brutal Deathmatches
- Top 10 Ways To Make The Pixar Sequels Awesome
- Top 10 Shocking Things That Weigh 1000 Pounds
- Top 10 Important Feats Accomplished By Unimportant Presidents
- Top 10 Reasons Gingers Are Your Worst Nightmare
- Top 10 Most Pointless “Extreme” Adaptations
- Top 10 Ugly Animals (That Are Shockingly Delicious)
- Top 10 Debut Albums That Sound Nothing Like The Artist Of Today
- Top 10 Lottery-Related Stomach Punches
- Top 10 Ridiculous Old-Timey Sports Logos
- Top 10 SNL Characters Who Deserved Their Very Own Lame Movie
- Top 10 Lamest Origins Of Hip-Hop Nicknames
Anyone can make anything into a drinking game, with just a little imagination and a near-total disregard for one’s liver. So why, pray tell, would you give somebody else money to come up with a game for you? You COULD spend $20 on a box with a bunch of plastic and cardboard inside, booze sold […]
When corporations trot out a mascot to help sell their product, they usually aim for light, fluffy, and friendly. That way nobody gets upset, nobody writes angry mails, and everybody keeps paying out the nose. Some companies want to look cool and badass though, in the hopes of attracting those who want only the edgiest, […]
Original, interesting comedy is great, but crafting it is so damn HARD. Luckily, imitation and unoriginality are just as popular, if not more lucrative. Dane Cook, Jay Leno, Carlos Mencia, Denis Leary, and millions upon millions of Internet commenters can’t be wrong. Not to mention the guy in the grocery store checkout line who thinks […]
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The good citizens of Sequelsville welcome its newest member: Pixar! The success of the Toy Story sequels, along with Cars 2 because God hates us all, has apparently made Pixar as sequel-happy as anybody else. Monsters Inc. 2, a prequel to the original hit, is slated for next year. Sure glad they’re tying up all […]
All this week, we at TopTenz will be celebrating the publication of 1,000 articles, with a series of articles centered around the number 1,000. Along with letting The Count from Sesame Street act out his ultimate wet dream, the 1000-themed week will showcase many great articles, this one most of all. Modesty is for weenies. […]
Not all Leaders Of The Free World are created equal. For every Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson, or Roosevelt, there are at least five no-names who became President basically by default. To many of us, they were seat-warming figureheads who did next-to-nothing with their time, who only got to keep the job for four years because they […]
OK, that’s enough; the jokes are over. For too long, my brethren and I have sat idly by, while you and your stupid little buddies mock us. “Gingers. BAH,” you spit with disgust. ”They have no souls. They can’t walk in the daytime. They’ll steal people’s children in the night. They’re like pale Pokemon: gotta […]
If the 90’s and early 00’s taught us anything, it’s that anything that’s normally totally bogus and square can be turned awesome and tubular simply by making it EXTREEEEEEEEEEME. There were (and still are) a lot of extreme variations on mundane everyday crap, such as TV shows, food, sports, and everyday household items. But how […]
One of the upsides to skinning our food, cutting it up into several little bitty pieces, and then drowning it all in tasty condiments, is that it allows us to have dinner without considering that animal’s face. If every plate of burger and fries featured the head of a cow staring at you, with those […]
Every musician has to evolve. If the music you put out in 2012 is the exact same crap as you put in 1982, then you’re either an unoriginal, talentless hack, or AC/DC. It’s expected that your art grows and matures as you grow and mature as well. Some musicians, however, take that idea to the […]
Nothing turns an otherwise educated and logical human being into a drooling moron faster than a lottery ticket. The recent Mega Millions jackpot, which reached $640,000,000 before finally being hit, featured 1:179,000,000 odds of winning, which did not stop everybody in the universe from scrambling to buy as many tickets as possible because HEY YA […]
Chances are, your favorite team has a fairly silly logo. The vast majority of them are cartoonish in nature, but at least the ones today look good. Computer animation, slick artwork, and fine-tuned quality control churn out logos that may be geared toward children, but at least look good on that ridiculously overpriced Official Team […]
It’s been two years since Saturday Night Live attempted a film based on one of their recurring characters (MacGruber). It sucked. Before that, it had been TEN years between movies (Ladies’ Man). That one REALLY sucked. In fact it’s pretty much the definition of public knowledge that, aside from Blues Brothers and the first Wayne’s […]
More than any other type of music, hip hop relies on stage names to help sell the artist to the public. Usually, these names are derived from childhood experiences, and are designed to sound utterly bad-ass. For real, even if you had no idea who Ghostface Killa or the Notorious B.I.G. were, would you screw […]