TopTenz Author: Jason Iannone
Top 10 Things to Know About Jason Iannone10. He is an editor at TopTenz, makin' sure everythin' on this here site reads pretty gud-like.
9. He has been featured on Cracked.com on several occasions, each time with traffic exceeding a million views.
8. He occasionally referees for independent wrestling shows, most notably Inter-Species Wrestling.
7. If he ever meets George Clooney, he's definitely getting his eight bucks back for Batman and Robin.
6. His favorite list of his is Top 10 SNL Characters Who Deserved Their Very Own Lame Movie..
5. His favorite list from somebody else is Top 10 Awkward Bible Stories.
4. He's ginger, but still has a soul. A filthy, polluted soul, but a soul nevertheless.
3. He can play guitar well enough to not make ears bleed, but not well enough to impress any talent scouts.
2. He is 0-for-3 in Presidential elections, probably because he keeps voting for third-party nobodies who don't ever get on TV. Gonna be 0-for-4 come November 2012, probably
1. He loves stand-up comedy, even though there's almost no way he could ever do it himself.
Jason can be contacted via e-mail at jayviniann@gmail.com. Follow him on FaceBook at http://www.facebook.com/genericwhiteboy. His Twitter is sometimes active, but usually not.
The Latest 10 Top 10 Lists by Jason Iannone:
- Top 10 Sad Excuses For Drinking Games (They Expect You To Buy)
- Top 10 Worst Attempts At Badass Corporate Mascots
- Top 10 Clever Jokes And Observations (That Everybody Makes)
- Top 10 Celebrity Feuds That Can Only Be Settled In Brutal Deathmatches
- Top 10 Ways To Make The Pixar Sequels Awesome
- Top 10 Shocking Things That Weigh 1000 Pounds
- Top 10 Important Feats Accomplished By Unimportant Presidents
- Top 10 Reasons Gingers Are Your Worst Nightmare
- Top 10 Most Pointless “Extreme” Adaptations
- Top 10 Ugly Animals (That Are Shockingly Delicious)
About Jason Iannone
Top 10 Things to Know About Jason Iannone
10. He is an editor at TopTenz, makin' sure everythin' on this here site reads pretty gud-like.
9. He has been featured on Cracked.com on several occasions, each time with traffic exceeding a million views.
8. He occasionally referees for independent wrestling shows, most notably Inter-Species Wrestling.
7. If he ever meets George Clooney, he's definitely getting his eight bucks back for Batman and Robin.
6. His favorite list of his is Top 10 SNL Characters Who Deserved Their Very Own Lame Movie..
5. His favorite list from somebody else is Top 10 Awkward Bible Stories.
4. He's ginger, but still has a soul. A filthy, polluted soul, but a soul nevertheless.
3. He can play guitar well enough to not make ears bleed, but not well enough to impress any talent scouts.
2. He is 0-for-3 in Presidential elections, probably because he keeps voting for third-party nobodies who don't ever get on TV. Gonna be 0-for-4 come November 2012, probably
1. He loves stand-up comedy, even though there's almost no way he could ever do it himself.
Jason can be contacted via e-mail at jayviniann@gmail.com. Follow him on FaceBook at http://www.facebook.com/genericwhiteboy. His Twitter is sometimes active, but usually not.
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