Top 10 Sexiest Politicians
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Here is my Top Ten List of the Sexiest Politicians, certain royalty not withstanding. Hey, it’s my list. You want different rules, write your own. And I’m not limiting myself to the living. Although please let the record show any departeds mentioned here are being thought of as in their living state.
The obvious choice on everyone’s minds right now, I’m sure, is our President here in the States, Barack Obama. And I encourage comments that elaborate on that morsel. But as for me, sorry kids, he just didn’t make my personal Top Ten Sexiest Politicians List.
10. John F. Kennedy
Let’s start inauguration day off right with a JFK Flashback. My Number 10 pick is John F. Kennedy, 35th President of the United States. Beautiful face, dark secrets, a visionary with incredible taste in women. Any man good enough for Marilyn Monroe is good enough for me.
9. Che Guevara
The Revolutionary Che Guevara comes in at number 9, pun intended. You know this guy is passionate and fiery. He must have been an incredible lover, soulful and intense. I can’t imagine a moment in the bedroom with him would ever be boring.
8. Eva Peron
Eva Peron, the First Lady of Argentina makes the list at number 8. Am I the only one that notices how long and strong her fingers look in all those images of her speeches? Enough said.
7. Nikolas Sarkozy
Nikolas Sarkozy, the President of the French Republic is on my list for a few reasons. He’s cute, he’s got a sexy voice, and he’s got that glimmer in his eyes that says “Spank me! I’m a naughty naughty Frenchman!” Courbure au-dessus, de Monsieur.
6. Matti Vanhanen
Next would be the geeky, quirky Prime Minister of Finland, Matti Vanhanen. Crazy-smart, never smiles in public, doesn’t take other people’s advice, doesn’t drink, and is often called “boring” by the media. Still waters run deep, my friends. Look at those eyes and that wild left wing politic of his. This guy is a “gusher” waiting to be “tapped.”
5. Clare Boothe Luce
One of the very first women elected to congress, Clare Boothe Luce is one heady little number. This New York City born, gorgeous woman was a very talented writer. See how much she and I have in common right off the bat? Artsy, sexy, smart, in fashion, and cheekbones to die for.
4. John Gavin
Next I’ll have John Gavin. John was an actor and a Stanford graduate, who served in the Navy. He stared in many films including Psycho. With that strong jawline, sexy little dimple in his chin, and that broad chest perfect for serving up body shots, he was Ambassador to Mexico in the 80’s. Donde es la fiesta, Handsome?
3. Prince Henry
I admit it – I’m a cougar. And calm down, he’ll be 25 this year. Can I get a hell-yeah for Prince Henry of Wales? Yes, that sexy little red headed son of Princess Diana who happens to look more like that body guard then he does Prince Charles, but I digress. What can you say about a guy born into the lap of luxury and privilege who decides to serve two and a half months on the front lines in Afghanistan? Tank Commander Harry, I’d love to salute you, babe.
2. Clint Eastwood
No one will be surprised at this one: Former Mayor of Carmel California, Clint Eastwood. But let’s set the stage in the 1960’s. Think: The Good The Bad and The Ugly. He flips that Mexican poncho thing back and quick-draws his nice big gun. I also like to think he keeps the hat and boots on.
1. Yulia Tymoshenko
Without a doubt my very number one choice for the sexiest politician, is the lovely Yulia Tymoshenko, Prime Minister of Ukraine. Known as the Joan of Arc of the Orange Revolution, named one of the most powerful women in the world by Forbes a couple of times, and donning that trademark braided long blond hair, she is beautiful, strong, brave, vivacious and smart. Purrr, can you imagine the foreplay? First we engage in a heated discussion about her former business partner Pavlov Lazarenko’s fraud and corruption charges, and then we jello wrestle.
Written by Veronica, www.lonelyroadsandpsychopaths.com























I can see most of your choices however I think you neglected to consider one. Grania O’Malley. Tell me you just didn’t know about her. XXX
As crazy-cool as she was, 16th century Irish pirates just could not possibly bathe enough for my taste. I’ll leave her to you, laddie.
LOL I never actually thought about that! Thanks…. I guess.
Great list! I love that you picked Harry over the blonde prince (can’t remember his name)and Clint still gets me hot! Being the opposite of the “cougar”, I love the old dudes, so I guess we balance. LOL
I think Sarah Palin should have been on this list. She made me care about politics again.
Thanks Missy. Yeah, William seems a sweet lad but reminds me too much of Charles. Harry on the other hand… purrrrr.
TopTenzMaster, Sarah is my #11. She’s right there, baby
It’s Prince HARRY!!! Not Henry!! And he’s not a politician at all. But he is sexy
Kate dear,
Look it up. His name is Prince Henry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_henry_of_wales
And, the first sentence of the article states “certain royalty not withstanding.”
It seems as if it is both. From Wikipedia: “Prince Henry of Wales (Henry Charles Albert David; born 15 September 1984), commonly known as Prince Harry.”
hello there again
wow this is an amazing list
i have to agree that sarah palin should be included and how about arnold schazenwegger
he’s a politician already right..
great job veronica i enjoy the lists
wow i didnt know that you have a contest about top 10 listing
i am willing to join but im just wondering if its okay to took picture from other sites? as long as the article was yours
is that okay?
ha!
You are a comedian.
Also, this list made me hot.
He may be commonly known as Harry, but his name is definitely Henry.
In what universe is Prince Harry a politican? And he has never been referred to as prince henry…
In what universe is someone dolt enough not to bother to read the very first sentence of a piece and then leave comment like above? And not once, but twice? Poor saps embarrass themselves.
And by the way America, the lady is right. He’s our lovely Prince Henry. Harry is a nickname for Henry. Thanks for the laughs.
Great article, Veronica.
It makes no sense to have him there. he is not a politican.
trish! READ! The article says certain royalty included. Have you nothing better to do then leaving inane comments are articles you didn’t read about people whose names you don’t know?
Hard to believe two seperate people didn’t know the Prince’s name, and didn’t read the list parameters, but felt compelled to leave comments regarding both discretions on their part.
Are the trish and Kate comments coming from the same IP? TopTenzMaster?
Uhhhhh, Che Guevara was not a politician, he was a murdering, communist.
Ummm no Pierre Trudeau? Canada’s Sexy Man in the 70’s? You can’t have a list of sexiest politicians without including Trudeau
Like it or not, Henry – nicknamed Harry – is a prince in a constitutional monarchy. That makes him a politician by birth, just ask the Queen! As for Guevara, I’m amazed by his popularity and disheartened by this inclusion here. He was asthmatic (that heavy breathing means he’s dying) and spent a LOT of time piggybacking on a motorcycle with another man (nothing says “sexy” like two men holding each other on the bumpy roads of South America). Of course, lusting for the man who made Cuba so bad that people still flee in leaky boats may be something best left in Veronica’s closet…
hmmm. you forgot about Trudeau, the former Canadian Prime Minister. When he was P.M there was a pure love affair between him and the Canadian public. He would definitely fit in the top ten.
any pics of the cougar/author?
As long as we’re discussing sexy royalty, I’ll take Queen Raina of Jordan FTW. She’s way more politically active (and hotter) than Harry/Henry.
how about imelda marcos?
Sarah Palin is hot and a milf/cougar whatever.
Obama should have been on the list. Maybe he doesn’t appeal to mainstream, but I bet most Black women age 24-50 would agree with me. I know we are not a huge enough chunk of the population to be included in a top 10 list for our choices but many of us love his swag, height, lips, eyes, skin colour and appearance of his skin texture,smile (CHEESE), the way he smirks, long fingers/nice hands, the walk, how he looks in a suit–especially the Inauguration day look in the parade with the maroon-hued scarf (wow) and of course the internal traits (personality, wit, humor, intellect) that I think affects how women see men physically. Most intellectually savvy women I know state that those internal traits affect how they view someone’s physical attractiveness. Logical–perhaps not, real–indeed.
Where’s Sarah Palin?