Smile Until It Hurts – You Write the Caption Contest
Welcome to the second “Write a Caption Contest” on TopTenz. Last week we put a photograph of a llama living it up in New York and our readers came through with over 75 captions. This week we put the focus on a young boy, his mouth and some weird metal mouth stretcher. This photo practically writes its own caption. But let’s see what you can come up with anyway.
As with last week, the lucky winner will receive an Amazon gift card worth $50! (Make sure you are eligible to receive one.)
Contest Guidelines: Enter as often as you like by writing your caption in the comments below. We’ll take entries through Friday (August 3, 2012) and award the winner their gift card by email. Enter your correct email address so we can notify you.
The Boy Who Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut
“Now, Alfalfa, what did you say about wanting to be paid more than Spanky???
Submitted by Jonathan
Photograph found here.
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Jim Carrey – the formative years.
HUH!. GROSS!!!… Freckles!
The real story behind Banes mask…
Doctor: “And this ladies and gentleman is why gingers shouldn’t breed”
Paul Harvey: “And that little boy__ grew up to Be… Terribly ugly… And now you know, the rest of the story, good day”
What all Jack-O-Lanterns are based on…
“Yes grandma, I REALLY like the scarf you made me!”
I may not have a beautiful smile, but I have a great dentist(I think)
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Get out of that if you can.
Adam Sandler is getting desperate for smiles during his movies these days…
Okay, okay, I’ll shtop compwaining about how tat LIBOR is wigged… I’ll pay your exworbitwant bank fwees… and I’ll wun up a big swudent loan I can’t afword!!!!!
You would think the dentist would know better than to try fixing a cavity with two wrenches.
Alfalfa–The early years.
This is what happens when you don’t smile when the dentist tells you…
You should see the other guy…
Joker: “Wanna know how I got these scars?”
Are you SURE this is how Ron Howard got started?
Order now: British smile trainer hooks.
“So, how did you know he was British, doctor?”
Another child is sent back to the orphanage after failing to meet Ms Jolie’s requirements.
“Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?”.
Austin Powers could not pass the initial Hogwarts physical
Fantastic treatment .
This is what happens when you eat too much Halloween candy!
“A smile will not make make your face look bright, your teeth do!”
Those are my LIPS sir! Not GUMMY WORMS!
“Ma’am i’m a gynecologist, but i’ll see what i can do”
Hello Jimmy,
All your life you have been telling people to cheer up, well maybe now you can do a bit of smiling. You are attached to a device which will brake your jaw in 75 seconds unless you use a knife to get the key from inside your tongue.
Let the games begin!
“I’m a Doctor not a Dentist!”
Meet the first human can-opener….and of course he’s British.
fruits and veggies — YES!
sweets and shiny metal objects — NO!
hey charlie! bite me!
No novocaine. It dulls the senses.
The cover picture for this months edition of “UK Dentistry Monthly”
Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care
“As you can see, the Ginger’s enamel is missing, just like his soul.”
“What do you mean it’s a ‘speculum’?”
“I’ll always have work as the MAD magazine spokesman”..
Doctor: “Ma’am this is going to reguire an immediate hysterectomy!” Kid: “Umm I’m here for braces”… Doctor: ” Oh, thats down stairs”.
“require”… I’m so embarrassed.
HR Giger’s design for the original Alien movie deemed waaaaay too scary and told to make it more believable.
Tooth Decay… The leading cause of legal child abuse worldwide.
If you wanted to know what the guinea pig for “Pop Rocks looked like” . . . . .
I don’t care if your rock chompers are embarrassing you are going to smile for this picture and like it. The picture will hang on the fridge till you change your eating habits!
“Wait ’til they get a load of me!”
“Now, Alfalfa, what did you say about wanting to be paid more than Spanky???”
“Are you sure that girls like guys who smile more??”
“I told you, I AM smiling!!”
“I swear, i really DID see a wolf!!!”
“Leave the teeth, take the canoles!”
“I’ve changed my mind again; I think Mr. Ed SHOULD be a horse.”
And thanks to the quick thinking of the Doctor, they were able to remove his foot from his mouth with out surgery.
Patent No. 40679 :: Early Medication Avoidance Control Clampons
The rules to this odd Roman “rock toss” game were as follows…
The Victorian practice of teaching a young male to relate to his future Wife during child birth.
::: MacQuiggan’s Bar-B-Q :: Where the burgers are so big, we hired a special staff to help you eat ‘em!
Now say, “The fabulous frappe fizzed and flubbled five favorable flibbles.” 10 times and we will GIVE you that new bike!
Another WIlly Wonka Tragedy unfolds…
We guarantee you’ll get the part to play Opie once we do just a bit of cosmetic surgery.
Doctor: So, Jimmy, How’s school going this year?
Now, Timmy, just lean back, relax and—HOLY SH*#!!!
Hey…in do I get to inish i catain crunch and coke?
Timmy, how many times have I told you NOT to floss with barbed wire!?
“Is it safe?”
The love of Candy
The Big British Book of Smiles
Always love a Simpson’s reference.
You got a perdy mouth!
You should have seen the before picture…
With a torture that bad, even Bruce Wayne wouldn’t resist becoming the joker.
“This will only take a mintue”