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More than twenty years after the mass-marketing of the Flowbee, As Seen on TV products are still flying off the shelves. Advertising gurus continue to conjure consumer need by pairing off-the-wall inventions with short, ridiculous commercials. The end result is more money in their pockets and less in ours. Nonetheless, we are all richer for [...]
Posted by Suzy Duvall on Wednesday, September 21, 2011 at 12:01 am
Filed under Shopping, Television · Tagged better marriage blanket, booty pop, broccoli wad, chemical weapons, citikitty, excellent taunting device, false advertising, food cage, fridge locker, instant arm lift, kush support, Litter box, portable food security system, potty patch, rubber bands, sanitary solution, spokesman, the back up, Uro Club, USD, Vincent, Waste
Spiders are among the most diverse, widespread and successful predators in the animal kingdom, due in part to the versatile powers at their disposal; their feet can scale any surface, their fangs pack corrosive venom and they secrete a highly adhesive substance more powerful than steel. You might think there isn’t much else a spider [...]
Posted by Shell Harris on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 12:01 am
Filed under Animals · Tagged Arachnids, Araneidae, Bolas spiders, Deinopidae, dense web, false advertising, Jonathan Wojcik, jumping spider, Orb-weaver spider, Spider, Spider anatomy, Spider web, steel, underwater web, Web Shooters, web systems
While women and doctors can insist that ‘size doesn’t matter’ ad infinitum, some guys still worry that they don’t measure up. In extreme cases, men can even be afflicted with an anxiety disorder called Small Penis Syndrome (mentalhelp.net). Others operate under the erroneous belief that they can compensate for their perceived shortfall with a symbolic [...]
Posted by Shell Harris on Tuesday, October 5, 2010 at 12:01 am
Filed under Humor · Tagged big fish, big gun, big penis, big snake, big truck, crotch rocket, false advertising, guitar player, Human penis size, less efficient defense systems, light sabre, male overcompensation, National Geographic, overcompensation for small penis, penis, penises, small penis, small penis syndrome, threatened masculinity, top 10 penis, TopTenz, toy store/electronics store/sci fi convention
Frivolous lawsuits waste billions of dollars in civil courts, but they show no signs of slowing down, and every year they seem to get more ridiculous. We’ve all heard about the woman who sued McDonald’s (and won!) after she spilled coffee on herself, or the thief who sued a family after injuring himself while trying [...]
Posted by Evan Andrews on Sunday, August 2, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Filed under Bizarre, Business · Tagged allen heckard, astrologer, budweiser, curtis gokey, false advertising, frivilous lawsuits, God, lawsuit, lawsuits, man sues, NASA, nymphomaniac, smelly feet, sue, Top 10 Unusual Law Suits, witchcraft