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Lots of iconic stuff is adapted from other iconic stuff – Jaws the movie from “Jaws” the novel, the Pirates Of The Caribbean skeleton monsters from Keith Richards, and the works of Terry Gilliam from full-blown dementia. But not these. These iconic works are adapted from … well, weird crap. Crap you’d never think to adapt to film, [...]
Posted by Jason Ward on Thursday, April 18, 2013 at 12:01 am
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As a society, we are overly obsessed with celebrities. We look up to them, we admire them, and we wish we could be just like them. Of course some people take “fanatic” to a whole new level, with their fandom becoming an obsession. Sometimes when that happens, it leads to some truly twisted and bizarre [...]
Posted by Jeff Kelly on Wednesday, April 17, 2013 at 4:30 am
Filed under Crime · Tagged celebrities, Jeff Kelly, Jewel Michael Kozelka, Justin Bieber Dana Martin, Maksim Myaskovskiy Hilary Duff, Michael jackson Frank Paul Jones, mick jagger hells angels, Miley Cyrus stalker, murder plots, russell crowe al-qaeda, Ryan Seacrest Chidi Uzomah, Shawn Johnson Robert O'Ryan, stalkers, Steve McQueen Charles Manson, TopTenz
It’s difficult to break into any form of show business, and comedy is no different. Before rocketing to superstardom, most comics have to figure out another way to pay the bills. Here are 10 famous comedians with some pre-fame day jobs that you probably wouldn’t expect. 10. Bob Newhart Was An Accountant Bob Newhart is [...]
Posted by Jeff Kelly on Monday, April 8, 2013 at 12:01 am
Filed under People · Tagged adam carolla boxer, before the fame, bob newhart accountant, david letterman weatherman, drew carey marines, Jeff Kelly, Johnny Carson navy, mel brooks world war II, phil hartman album cover designs, pre-fame careers, Ricky Gervais, rodney dangerfield diving, sam kinison preacher, TopTenz
It seems like every time you turn on the television you see an ad for some new, big-budget film that costs hundreds of millions of dollars to make and which, in all likelihood, will be absolutely horrendous. We’re looking at you, Battleship. It seems amazing that so much money can be poured into a product [...]
Posted by Jeff Kelly on Thursday, March 14, 2013 at 4:30 am
Filed under Movies · Tagged assault on precinct 13, clerks, El Mariachi, Jeff Kelly, Little Shop of Horrors, low budget films, Movies, Paranormal Activity, pi, Primer, Slacker, The Blair Witch Project, The Brothers McMullen, TopTenz
Despite the current financial issues plaguing pretty much the entire world lately, there are still people in the world who have more money than they know what to do with. Some of them use this money to buy ridiculous things for absurdly high prices, which is pretty much the opposite of “fiscal responsibility.” Still, if [...]
Posted by Jeff Kelly on Monday, March 4, 2013 at 4:30 am
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As a general rule, movie adaptations of books are at worst horrible, and at best somewhere hovering above mediocre. It’s difficult to shoehorn a book’s numerous plot points, and beloved characters, into 90-120 minutes of running time. Heck, just look at the complaints about the inconsequential details left out of the various Harry Potter books. [...]
Posted by Jeff Kelly on Monday, January 7, 2013 at 12:01 am
Filed under Movies · Tagged Book-to-movie translations, die hard, Different Seasons, Forrest Gump, jaws, Jeff Kelly, LA Confidential, Nothing Lasts Forever (Roderick Thorp), Rita Heyworth and the Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs, Stand By Me (Stephen King), The Body (Stephen King), The Lord of the Rings, The Princess Bridge, The Shining, TopTenz
There’s a famous saying about sports, that it’s the perfect platform to illustrate the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. That’s a very true statement, and sometimes we forget just how fine a line there really is between those two things. The thrill for one side equals agony for the other, and anyone [...]
Posted by Jeff Kelly on Monday, November 12, 2012 at 12:01 am
Filed under Sports · Tagged Boston Red Sox Buckner game, California Angels 1995 collapse, Edmonton Oilers 1986, Greg Norman 1996 Masters, Houston Oilers 1992 playoffs, Jean van de Velde British Open, Jeff Kelly, LSU Tigers 1994 chokejob, New York Giants 2002 playoffs, New York Yankees 2004 chokejob, Portland Trailblazers 2000 playoffs, sports collapses, TopTenz
Originality in Hollywood is, for all intents and purposes, dead. There’s no getting around it. After all, there are only so many types of stories that can be told. That’s why you see so many sequels and reboots, and even some movies released at the same time, featuring eerily similar plotlines. Who can forget the [...]
Posted by Jeff Kelly on Monday, October 1, 2012 at 12:01 am
Filed under Television · Tagged Big Brother Glass House, Flip That House Flip This House, Honeymooners flintstone, Jeff Kelly, Kitchen Nightmares Restaurant: Impossible, Pop Idol X-Factor, sherlock elemantary, Simpsons Family Guy, The Amazing Race Expedition: Impossible, TV show ripoffs, Wife Swap Trading Spouses
It’s easy for a team to put together seven or eight wins in a row, or for a basketball player to make 15 straight free throws, or a baseball player to collect a hit in 10 straight games. Those aren’t memorable achievements, and certainly nothing for the history books. But in the world of athletics, [...]
Posted by Jeff Kelly on Thursday, September 27, 2012 at 12:01 am
Filed under Sports · Tagged Arsenal 49-match streak, Boston celtics eight NBA championships, Brett Favre starting streak, Byron Nelson PGA tour, Cal Ripkin consecutive games streak, Caltech Basketball losses, Jeff Kelly, Joe DiMaggio hitting streak, Martina Navratilova grand slam wins, Orel Hershiser scoreless inning streak, streaks in sports, UCLA men's basketball win streak
It’s no secret that Hollywood loves Shakespeare. The Bard was one of the most prolific writers of all-time, and his works are transcendent pieces that have always, and will continue to, stand the test of time. From Hamlet to Romeo and Juliet to A Midsummer Night’s Dream, his influence is still present in all facets [...]
Posted by Jeff Kelly on Thursday, August 23, 2012 at 12:01 am
Filed under Literature, Movies · Tagged 10 things i hate about you, 10 Things I Hate About You Taming Of the Shrew, bard, Deliver Us From Eva Taming Of The Shrew, famous plays, Forbidden Planet Tempest, Get Over It Midsummer Night's Dream, Heath Ledger, Jeff Kelly, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, julia stiles, lion king, midsummer night, movies based on Shakespeare, My, My Own Private Idaho Henry IV, Pocahontas Tempest, prolific writers, romeo and juliet, Shakespeare, She's The Man Twelfth Night, Simba, Strange Brew Hamlet, taming of the shrew, The Bad Sleep Well Hamlet, The Lion King Hamlet