10. Residual value of any footwear lobbed at president
9. Legal fees spent defending yourself in IRS audit of stuff you tried to deduct the year before
8. Loss of half the value of your 401K, one third the value of your home, your job, and hair pulled out along the way
7. Donations to help Sawyer put [...]

10. Voiding the Sofa Warranty
9. Evacuating the Carpool
8. Exhaling Through Dad’s Special Whistle
7. Broadcasting the Expiration Date
6. Updating the 5-day Forecast
5. Dropping an O-bomba
4. Tipping the Dry Cleaner
3. Making Way for Éclair’s
2. Critiquing the Meeting
1. Cutting the Prime Rate
By former Letterman writer, Jeff Sawyer. For more laughs visit his blog, http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/
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