Top 10 Handy New Euphemisms for Passing Gas

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10. Voiding the Sofa Warranty
9. Evacuating the Carpool
8. Exhaling Through Dad’s Special Whistle
7. Broadcasting the Expiration Date
6. Updating the 5-day Forecast
5. Dropping an O-bomba
4. Tipping the Dry Cleaner
3. Making Way for Éclair’s
2. Critiquing the Meeting
1. Cutting the Prime Rate

By former Letterman writer, Jeff Sawyer. For more laughs visit his blog, http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/

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