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  1. phillip
    phillip at |

    the number 2 spot top 10 patriotic things for the person that has everything is another picture of the number 4 nunchucks un less earrings look the same as nunchucks haha lmao

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  2. XUSNLT
    XUSNLT at |

    I'm gonna get that tap for some Sam Adams (brewer, patriot). I did a spit-take when I saw #4, but I'd turn #9 right-side up. Oh, yeah, I'm also considering a purchase of one Navy and two Marine pool cues for my brothers and me… If you don't like it, let me know and we'll come by to "discuss" it with you…

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  3. XUSNLT
    XUSNLT at |

    By the way, I was half-surprised that this list didn't include crutches for Tom Brady (He's definitely a Patriot who has everything…)

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  4. Trio
    Trio at |

    Number 3 is a welding cap they make alot more patriotic caps that are more insane then this one. Also patriotic welding helmets.

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  5. seth
    seth at |

    This is nationalism, not patriotism. To be a patriot you need something real to be proud of.

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    1. marc
      marc at |

      Nah, this is Jingoism. Straight up, unquestioning, full-retard jingoism.

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  6. michael herbst
    michael herbst at |

    how do I order a us navy cue stick

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