Take it from me, trying to expand your cinematic horizons is usually a bad move. It can lead to tedious conversations with boring people who use the word ’seminal’ a lot, as well as viewing films – not movies – that feature such annoyances as subtitles, Swedes and a heavily accented Meryl Streep.
But going beyond [...]

10. Residual value of any footwear lobbed at president
9. Legal fees spent defending yourself in IRS audit of stuff you tried to deduct the year before
8. Loss of half the value of your 401K, one third the value of your home, your job, and hair pulled out along the way
7. Donations to help Sawyer put [...]