No one’s ever put a list of musical themes, adapted or original, in a list before, so I thought I’d be the first! All are whistled solo, not part of any songs, and while most are from movies, there are two from TV, and one from the golden days of radio. [Editor's Note: I tried [...]

10. Voiding the Sofa Warranty
9. Evacuating the Carpool
8. Exhaling Through Dad’s Special Whistle
7. Broadcasting the Expiration Date
6. Updating the 5-day Forecast
5. Dropping an O-bomba
4. Tipping the Dry Cleaner
3. Making Way for Éclair’s
2. Critiquing the Meeting
1. Cutting the Prime Rate
By former Letterman writer, Jeff Sawyer. For more laughs visit his blog, http://sawyerspeaks.wordpress.com/
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