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Top 10 Worst Unhealthy Fad Diets


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Fad diets try to offer a quick fix for fast weight loss, and, even if they work, the result is short-term and the pounds come bouncing back. The biggest problem with unhealthy fad diets is that you shouldn’t stay on any of them for extended periods of time because they are generally unbalanced nutritionally. Many fad diets don’t work at all, and some can be dangerous because they’re based on bad or strange ideas, like “The Sleeping Beauty Diet” where you knock yourself out for several days at a time with sedatives.

10. The Pasta Chocolate Diet

Am I dreaming? Pasta AND chocolate? You know the old saying: “If it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is” and that’s the case here. You can’t drink anything but water, and the only chocolate you get is up to 1-ounce at the end of the day as an evening snack along with some popcorn, but you do get to eat pasta for lunch and dinner. Prohibited foods include sugar, alcohol, carbonated drinks, coffee, tea, nuts, all junk food imaginable except for popcorn, fried foods, dairy products, salt, and red meat. Do you know how small one ounce of chocolate is? Is it really worth it to not have a steak every once in a while? Most real diets encourage you to have some red meat prepared in a healthy way. This diet offers major food restrictions with a reward of 1 ounce of chocolate each night along with the absence of some very important nutrients.

9. The Chicken Soup Diet

You’re allowed one breakfast per day (only one?), then you can eat as much chicken soup as you want for the rest of the day. This can’t be good. You’re basically living off of cereal, bagels, yogurt, figs, and gallons of chicken soup. This is similar to the “Cabbage Soup Diet” and both diets smell of malnutrition–among other things.

8. The Zen Diet

It’s really a very simple plan–only eat food in its natural state, no red meat, and limit other meat considerably. Some Zen diets forbid all meat and dairy. The biggest problem is that little to no meat means not enough protein necessary for brain chemistry, muscle repair, and bone building; and little to no fat, the good fat, affects the body’s satiety and ability to stabilize blood sugar and decrease inflammation. Bring on the bacon!

7. Caveman Diet (Prehistoric Diet, Stone Age Diet, Paleolithic Diet)

As you might guess, this diet revolves around trying to mimic the diet of the caveman. Allowed foods include lean meat (I suppose dinosaur meat was lean), fish, vegetables, fruit, roots, and nuts; and excludes: grains, legumes, dairy products, salt, refined sugar, and processed oils. All foods eaten are those that can be hunted and gathered. Please tell me why we would want to pattern our eating habits after a caveman? Wasn’t their average lifespan around 15 years old or something??

6. The 12-Day Grapefruit Juice Diet

This one really is too good to be true. You can eat till you’re full, you can double or triple the amount of meat, salad or vegetables for each meal, you can fry food in butter and use butter generously on vegetables, and you MUST eat bacon when they say to eat bacon. You can eat any kind of cheese, and you can have mayonnaise and regular salad dressing. But as the name indicates you must drink 8 ounces of grapefruit juice with every meal as it’s supposed to be the catalyst for burning off what you eat as long as you’re eating the right combinations of foods—don’t forget the bacon! You also have to drink eight 8-ounce glasses of water every day. The promise, while gobbling down all that cheese, butter, bacon, and mayo, and swimming in water and grapefruit juice, is that you will lose 52 pounds in 2 ½ months. Right. NEXT!

5. The 3-Day Hot Dog Diet

I’m not quite sure why they call this a ‘hot dog diet’ since the only time you actually EAT hot dogs is on the 2nd day at dinner. Otherwise, you’re eating regular diet foods like cottage cheese, tuna, fruit, veggies, and black coffee or tea for 3 days. Correction, you are instructed to have ½ cup of vanilla ice cream every night. Go figure—hot dogs and ice cream? I think they added 2 hot dogs on the menu for the second night just so they could call this a hot dog diet.

4. The Magnetic Diet

The foundation of this diet is in understanding which foods attract either health or disease to the body. Contaminating magnetism supposedly attracts disease to the body and includes refined sugar, cholesterol, and white flour. Invigorating magnetism include fruits, whole grains, vegetables, lean meat, and foods containing antioxidants. In addition to only eating invigorating magnetism foods, the diet advocates doing meditation and re-programming the mind towards engaging in more healthy habits. Um, to me, it sounds like a new-age, catchy name for what we already know—eat a balanced diet, reduce sugar intake, reduce stress, and train your brain to replace bad habits with healthy choices.

3. Blood Type Diet

Developed by Dr. Peter D’Adamo, ND, you basically eat or avoid eating foods according to your blood type, and this is supposed to help you lose weight. For example, this diet specifies that blood type B people should avoid corn, wheat, lentils, tomatoes, chicken, peanuts and sesame seeds, and they should eat goat, mutton, venison, eggs, green vegetables, and low fat dairy. However, the Mayo Clinic doesn’t think much of this diet and they say that “eating or avoiding certain foods according to your blood type isn’t thought to have any favorable influence on weight or health” and they also feel that this diet plan is unlikely to meet your nutritional needs at all. Again, another diet that leaves you malnourished in the end as well as very tired if you’re a B blood type person who has to go out and start hunting and shooting all of your food.

2. The Air Diet

The Air Diet of the Institute for Psychoactive Research doesn’t require you to avoid any foods or change your current diet or exercise habits—you just breathe. Hmmm. How novel. Instead of focusing on what you eat or how much you eat, you focus on breathing. The idea is that if you practice rhythmical breathing, then you breathe more air. The more air you breathe, the more weight you lose. The best part is that you can do this anytime, anywhere—while driving, laying in bed, working, walking, having sex, and so on. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure I’m breathing when I do all of those things. Whatever. NEXT!

1. Tapeworm Diet

This must be the most disgusting diet ever thought of, and there is evidence that “tapeworm diet pills” were marketed from 1900 – 1920’s. Basically, you ingest beef tapeworm eggs (beef tapeworm is supposedly the best choice), and then you take medicine to kill the tapeworm after you’ve lost the desired amount of weight. It doesn’t take a genius to know this diet is both ineffective and unhealthy. You’re not changing your eating habits with this “diet,” so all the weight will come back once the worm is gone, and it’s extremely unhealthy to have a parasite living in your body sucking all of the nutrition out you.

by Pam Roberson

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18 Responses to “Top 10 Worst Unhealthy Fad Diets”
  1. Joanne says:

    I think it is of the utmost importance for people to understand that weight gain is something that can be overcome even if everyone in your family has yet to defeat it.

  2. web says:

    lol seriously??? I just thought it was a funny storyline for the season premiere of The Office.

  3. Atheist says:

    Nice try with the “witty” bit about cavemen eating dinosaur meat, but humanity didn’t exist until millions and millions of years after dinosaurs.

    Don’t be ignorant.

  4. CK says:

    Atheist – Is it your goal in life to go around making snarky comments? It was a joke, get over it!

  5. Pix says:

    “The biggest problem is that little to no meat means not enough protein necessary for brain chemistry, muscle repair, and bone building; and little to no fat, the good fat, affects the body’s satiety and ability to stabilize blood sugar and decrease inflammation. ”

    …lies and propaganda!

    • anna says:

      I second that. I haven’t had the tiniest bit of meat in the past 7 or 8 years and I’m now writing my theses for my psychology masters degree and philosophy bachelors degree, so my brain chemistry is just fine. I also dance at an advanced level so my muscles seem to be repairing themselves whenever needed as well…

  6. Kayley says:

    That tapeworm thing reminds me of a urban legend

  7. Mark says:

    Wow. Completely off-base about the paleolithic diet.

    Please educate yourself before posting again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCFZoqmKf5M

    Have you ever been to the hospital, or taken medications, or broken a bone? If yes, you can thank technology. Otherwise you probably would have died at an early age as well.

  8. gwen says:

    When I took Biology in College and I told my mom about the tapeworm and that we had them in formalin, she told me to get a live one so she could swallow it to lose weight. I am unsure to this day if she was joking or not. :(

    I really hope she was joking. I am not in relating this story.

  9. dacournean says:

    Some strange diet fads for sure!

  10. David says:

    Actually the paleolithic diet makes a lot of sense since it attempts to reduce our diet to the things that we are originally ‘adapted’ to eat – meat, fruit, veg, honey etc. This cuts out just about all the most unhealthy things in modern life with remarkable precision and i personally think that it is one of the few dietary regimes that actually make any sense at all! Also, if you consider the many many allergies and food intolerances that are rife round the world, then the paleolithic diet cuts out just about all of them! So it really does seem that it is the things we have added to our diet recently that are the hardest for us – ergo that the paleolithic is just about as healthy as you can get! It’s nothing to do with being a caveman! Only about discovering our fundamentals in a more natural way than most!

    The main problem with it though is that it is just about the most anti-social diet you can have if you do it religiously – even worse that being a vegetarian. “Sorry – i cant have those potatoes. do you have a little liver for me?” isn’t going to make you popular! Just goes to show – never say never!

  11. Me says:

    My Research class dissected the book ‘Eat Right For Your Type’ book. I don’t have the results in front of me now. I remember less than 20% of his cited sources were even remotely reliable, “remotely” being the key term there. The majority of the research he cited had studies that
    A. Had nothing to do with diets and blood types,
    B. Had research that disproved a connection between certain diets and blood types,
    C. Were outdated medical research from 50-100 years ago,
    D. Were extremely difficult, if not impossible to find, example: a lecture from a college class in the 1920’s.
    He also used Nazi propaganda from the 1930’s as “research” and had other silly sources of information, known to be false.
    After digging through all the materials he referenced, we discovered that the percentage of valid research studies was under 5%, in the most generous level of critiquing. In reality, his book was a work of fiction that he created himself and he didn’t have credible evidence to back his theories up.

  12. Andrea says:

    ok so if all of these diets are “fads” which is YOUR diet? if you say you ‘have no diet,’ you are wrong. everyone eats food, therefore you have a diet. what do you eat? most likely you are eating many foods that are killing you. truthfully, the “caveman diet” or paleolithic diet as it is correctly called is the best one for you on this list, and is truly not a “fad,” considering we evolved on this diet for thousands of years.

  13. The best way to lose weight is by taking it slow, eat healthy, and exercise. While in college I took a nutrition class that really helped. Inform yourself and lose weight the healthy way.

  14. worldview says:

    Why do people consistently confuse “diet” with “weight loss diet”?

    Also, I agree with the comments that the section on paleo is misinformed and not witty at all. No, cavemen didn’t live at the same time as dinosaurs, and no they didn’t die at 15. Evidence shows that before agriculture brought massive amounts of grain into our diets, humans WERE taller and stronger. Modern children raised paleo mimic these findings. Please do your research.

  15. Lou says:

    Wow! Shouldn’t you research before you write and publish? The Paleolithic diet is not a fad and is very healthy. The average lifespan of humans was pretty young-like thirty to forty. This was not because of diet, though. Many people lived into their sixties, seventies, even eighties. Average life was so low because for about every person that lived to be eighty, another died at birth. People also died because they did not have the medical advantages that we have today. No emergency rooms, no surgeons to perform c-sections, nothing like that to help when you were injured. They also did not have other luxuries that we have to protect us from predators or the climate. We do know that they were stronger, had better dentition, and did not suffer from autoimmune diseases brought on by modern diet. So do some research.

  16. Debo says:

    The “Caveman” diet is actually very healthy.

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