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  1. Cranks
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    That last Santa is def. creepy.

  2. Cranks
    Cranks at |

    Creepy in a "monkey-with-bells" sort of way.

  3. Fatty
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    Ya the last Santa looked Asian which is creepy

  4. lu
    lu at |

    We put #10 out every year! He's kind of cute if you ignore the face, and very fun to play catch with. I don't remember the eyes being that bright, though.

  5. CMoorehead
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    I have had number 10 since I was a kid. He's pretty worn out but I still put him out.

  6. suzybabies
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    #3 is great. who makes a Santa with eyes like that?

    What's with the eyebrows.

  7. Pablo
    Pablo at |

    Came on, guys, the scariest santa is the 9th!! I really had scary when I saw that picture!

    1. Tanya Bennett
      Tanya Bennett at |

      I'm with Pablo. #9 needs to star in his own horror movie. The creepy drunk santa (#4) looks like he's been hit by a car or perhaps he's been bitten by a zombie… not sure, either way I think I could outrun him.

  8. UncaDave
    UncaDave at |

    Anybody else notice that #1 and #10 are two examples of the same Santa? And they look sort of like Philip K. Dick, a manifestation in itself chillingly phildickian.

  9. xavi
    xavi at |

    the asian santa is creepy

  10. Tanya Bennett
    Tanya Bennett at |

    Love this list! Wish I had thought of it first… bah humbug…

  11. diskenth
    diskenth at |

    oh.i think the number 1# should be krampus santa.

  12. Jess
    Jess at |

    no wonder i cried each time i saw the mall santas when i was little

  13. steve
    steve at |

    That poor child in picture 9 the micheal myers santa, who would'nt cry, next time opt for the bad santas…lol

  14. Sofia
    Sofia at |

    Well I am pretty freaked out at this point


  15. Morrison
    Morrison at |

    'Drunk Molester Santa'?

    Quality, and I mean quality labelling.

  16. g
    g at |

    I had #10 also dnt kno where it went, mght of ran off after we stuffed him in a box.

  17. BlackKat
    BlackKat at |

    I love the little sign on #2. Now….I want to know, is it supposed to be ………a warning?

  18. MrB
    MrB at |

    #6 Is the garlic bread stall at the German market which comes to Birmingham,England every Christmas, my home town 😀

  19. Tom
    Tom at |

    Okay, I’ll give you the Mike Myers Santa, and maybe the “Asian Santa,” but the rest look perfectly normal to me.

  20. Beteltooth
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    This is the funniest thing I’ve read for ages. Happy xmas – you’ve already made mine worthwhile 🙂

  21. Peter Boucher
    Peter Boucher at |

    I do like No.8 on this list as the author of this list says, “He Could Easily Eat Your Child”. So what is he, The Boxer Mike Tyson dressed as Santa Claus ?????

  22. Jigglysinger
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    I remember seeing a calender at my grandmother’s once. It was on December and the picture featured two boys sleeping in a chair while Santa looks at them from behind it with a sort of creepy pedo-ish face. The fact that he was surounded by elves did not make it any less freaky.


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