Top 10 Unintentionally Scary Santas

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No wonder so many children are terrified of Saint Nick. If any of these Santa Claus characters were part of my childhood I would be screaming and crying not to sit on his lap too. You may want to take your kids from the room before viewing this list of the Top 10 Most Unintentionally Scary Santas. It brings a whole new meaning to the words, “He knows when you are sleeping.” Chilling.

10. Angry Dwarf Santa Claus

Wow, this little guy will haunt your dreams and push out any thoughts of sugar plums. He is small to fit into the duct work wear he waits…for you. Photo by ilovecoffeeyesido

9. Santa Claus as Michael Myers from Halloween…with Rouge

I can hear the music to the movie Halloween when I see this frightening visage. The sheer terror in the little girl rivals anything Jamie Lee Curtis could act out.

8. “I’ll Get You Kids” Santa

This imposing Santa is even scarier because of his Godzilla-like size. He could easily eat your child. Photo by leshville

7. Santa Taking a Very Large Stinky Dump

And after he has eaten you, he poops you out. What really creeps me out about this defecating Santa is the pure evil poop-eating grin. Photo by Langston McEachern, uploaded by mikerosebery

Porter's Chevrolet 1953 by mikerosebery.

6. Evil Under Lighting Santa

This Santa sits at the entrance of a building. I can see the sign below. “Lose Hope All Who Enter This Place of Evil”. Photo by jdtate101


5. Santa With His Sack…of Vengeance!

I can hear this Scary Santa saying, “Who has been a good boy this year? I’ll tell you who, no one! Now, into my sack of pain!” Photo by iluvmesomefreaks

4. Drunk Molester Santa Out For A Stroll

Awww, Santa looks so cute, bumbling around clumsily. Wait, he’s drunk and he is after me. Run, while you still have your child-like innocence. Photo by Bryan Collins

3. “You’ve Been Naughty…Time to Die” Santa

This large scary Santa is obviously angry about all the naughty boys and girls. He has the size and the attitude to make your Christmas a Christmas to dismember! Photo by wir-click-wir

2. Evil Asian Santa Who Had Too Much To Drink

This red-cheeked Santa is too drunk to car who he hurts. The only gift he is giving is the gift of life-long therapy. Photo by nailmaker

1. Creepy Santa That Guards the Door…To Hell

The most disturbing thing about this diminutive Santa reject, besides his freakish cone head is his oddly splayed fingers. Almost as if the pinky was broken in some dwarf tossing related bar fight.

Hopeflly you can still have a Merry Christmas after viewing this collection of terrifyingly scary Santas. Photo by Konketsu

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9 Responses to “Top 10 Unintentionally Scary Santas”

  1. Cranks on December 4th, 2008 9:57 pm

    That last Santa is def. creepy.

  2. Cranks on December 4th, 2008 9:58 pm

    Creepy in a “monkey-with-bells” sort of way.

  3. Fatty on December 7th, 2008 10:32 am

    Ya the last Santa looked Asian which is creepy

  4. lu on December 7th, 2008 4:43 pm

    We put #10 out every year! He’s kind of cute if you ignore the face, and very fun to play catch with. I don’t remember the eyes being that bright, though.

  5. CMoorehead on December 9th, 2008 8:59 pm

    I have had number 10 since I was a kid. He’s pretty worn out but I still put him out.

  6. suzybabies on December 11th, 2008 1:35 pm

    #3 is great. who makes a Santa with eyes like that?
    What’s with the eyebrows.

  7. Pablo on December 13th, 2008 10:14 pm

    Came on, guys, the scariest santa is the 9th!! I really had scary when I saw that picture!

  8. UncaDave on December 17th, 2008 11:12 am

    Anybody else notice that #1 and #10 are two examples of the same Santa? And they look sort of like Philip K. Dick, a manifestation in itself chillingly phildickian.

  9. xavi on January 5th, 2009 3:48 pm

    the asian santa is creepy

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