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  1. Marty
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    And, speaking of Churchill, here is another classic:
    When playwright George Bernard Shaw invited him to the opening performance of a show, he added a note to the invitation: “Bring a friend, if you have one.”
    Churchill replied that he was engaged that night, but added, “Please send tickets to the second performance, if there is one!”


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