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  • Greg

    The last one, though a great story, is false. It started circulating around the internet in the late 90s where the “General” was a fictitious American then was changed a few years later to the real Australian General Cosgrove, who never gave that interview.

  • Kokolo

    LOL that flight attendant completely owned Ali.

  • Faheem

    A member of Parliament to then Prime Minister, Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”

    “That depends, on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

    • James

      It was William Gladstone, a British liberal politician, and the Conservative Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli.

      Gladstone: I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease.
      Disraeli: That all depends, sir, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.

  • Peter Boucher

    What about Mae West !!. One time she was asked as to why she wasn’t married and her reply was : “I think marriage is a great institution, but I am not ready for an institution yet” However, my favorite quote of all time which is neither funny or sarcastic, but straight from the heart is from Yogi Berra, the legendary catcher for the N.Y. Yankees when said “It ain’t over ’til its over”. If you watched game 6 of this years World Series, he was and is absolutely right

  • hannah

    i dont know whats your problem but i bet its hard to prononce

  • Marty

    And, speaking of Churchill, here is another classic:
    When playwright George Bernard Shaw invited him to the opening performance of a show, he added a note to the invitation: “Bring a friend, if you have one.”
    Churchill replied that he was engaged that night, but added, “Please send tickets to the second performance, if there is one!”