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  1. Equalizer at |

    > But I love those Songs; Girlfriend and Love Story!…

    > I find Black Eyed Peas songs annoying. I've notice that they always repeat the same sentence all over and over again in the entire lyrics.

    > Can you please fix the you tube link for Love Story, you got it mix up with the Black Eyed Peas. TY

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    1. Tanya Bennett at |

      All fixed, thanks for letting us know.

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  2. WTF LFO at |

    how could you forget summer girls from LFO

    "New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick."

    "Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span, Met you one summer and it all began"

    "Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking, Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton"

    "Call you up but whats the use I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose"

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  3. ezi at |

    What kind of analysis does this person have? Why take the meaning of the song by literally looking at each word of the lyrics? This is such a shallow approach of analyzing the content of the songs. I am not a fan of any of these songs listed here and i don't really care whoe they are for or what it meant. But taking the message of the song by reading them literally is not helpful. (like there is a rule that when you refer to Romeo and Juliet it has to be associated with the suicide or with the Shakespeare story, or as if Taylor Swift mentioned in the song that she intended it that way). Everything the lister did to this one is read it and interpret literally. Songs, like poetry, must be read between the lines and interpreted figuratively. If we will look into songs similar to what this lister did, then ALL of the songs has dumb lyrics. What a shallow analytical ability. Worst list! Why are these kind of lists allowed here. It degrades the reputation of this site.

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    1. takeiteasyezi at |

      What's on your list ezi?

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      1. ezi at |

        I don't have a list here because I rarely visit this site, but I am a songwriter. If you all think that the songs you mentioned has dumb lyrics, then provide me with a song that you believe does not have dumb lyrics. I'll prove to you that if I will analyze the song you will give me just as how the writer of this list analyzed his songs, then every song on earth will end up having dumb lyrics. All I am saying is that every artist has various ways of expressing themselves and interpreting ideas or emotions using different words. So just because you don't understand why the writer wrote the lyrics that way does not mean those lyrics are dumb (just look at how the writer of this list demeaned the songs in more ways than one).

        PS: MmmBop was from HANSONS, not HANSEN

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        1. Tanya Bennett at |

          Just checked around and the band name is Hanson. Apparently the Hanson boys are still making music, check out their site to see photos of them all grown up http://www.hanson.net/site/sections/13. I'll fix the spelling, thanks for letting toptenz know. Some of the best, most classic rock songs have nonsense lyrics. I'm a songwriter myself and I actually prefer songs with lots of la-la's and hey's (and handclaps, if possible) over songs that take themselves too seriously. Still, I think many of the songs above are dumb… can't help it. We all have different musical tastes…

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    2. jackdaniels63 at |

      You sound like one of those existentialist pseudo-intellectual art house douches I’ve run into the for the past 40 years.

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  4. TofuCurry at |

    When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide

    Chickity China the Chinese chicken

    You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

    That's me in the corner

    That's me in the spotlight

    Losing my religion

    I'm worse at what I do best

    A mulatto, an albino

    A mosquito, my Libido

    Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies

    Den ya pick ya teeth with tomb stone chips

    And casket cover clips – dead women hips

    The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite. Leonard Bernstein.

    Whack for my daddy, oh

    There's whiskey in the jar, oh

    A fine little girl – she wait for me

    Me catch the ship – across the sea

    Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

    She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up

    She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up

    My name is Mud

    Not to be confused with Bill

    Or Jack or Pete or Dennis

    Lost in a Roman…wilderness of pain

    And all the children are insane

    All the children are insane

    Waiting for the summer rain

    Taken literally, without contextual meaning, any of these would fit this list. I have to partially agree with Ezi.

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    1. soap box at |

      Ezi why are you so bitter towards this list. All it is is a funny list. It's funny because most of these songs are suppose to be serious songs. Unlike yours. Bawitiba is not a serious song. anything by barenaked ladies is not a serious song. Put a lime in the coconut? are you serious thats suppose to be a goofy song. I never write on these but I had to because you have some issues if this list made you that upset to say that this list degrades the reputation of this site. all it is, is a site that interesting to read when your bored. Get a hobby or some friends.

      By the way everyone i think the dumbest lyrics are the backstreet boys song everytime i hear that song i laugh

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      1. JBRulzNot at |

        You'd never win an argument trying to prove that 4 Minutes to Save the World, Tik Tok, My Humps or MmmBop are serious songs. None of those are. They're all catchy pop nonsense songs.

        However, MmmBop is definitely one of the dumbest songs ever written in my opinion too.

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      2. ezi at |

        Obviously, you are not reading thoroughly. I was not the one how gave the songs you mentioned in your comment but someone named tofucurry. And I have hobbies and friends. That is why I can separate someone dumb from someone who can analyze properly, and from someone dumb who pretends to analyze properly. It is just bad that I read this when I was bored and became disappointed that I wasted 10 minutes reading crap. Don't say that this is a funny list because its not. It is a piece of material that gave wrong analysis to the songs and their writer and the artist, plus it is a total waste of time, just like me replying to you.

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        1. Hahaha at |

          Duude, how can you get that worked up over a funny well written list containing a small sampling of the countless idiotic songs out put forth by the music industry? List was great, would love to read more from this girl

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          1. Naaaahhh at |

            I don't think Ezi got "worked up". I dont completely agree with him (or her) but I definitely side with him. If you analyzed any single song literally you could prove that the lyrics are dumb. Yes some are dumber than others, especially a lot of modern pop and "rap" songs that you her on the top40 charts but the way this list was composed and the analysis provided was dumb in itself. I apologize for being rude but the author's writing was not the slightest bit funny or sensible, but it was consistently flat and dry. I usually don't have a problem at all with looking at a topic from a different angle, whether literal, metaphorical, or whatever else, but as I said before this post was down right stupid. Like someone stated above, songs are like poetry, they are supposed to be read with connotations. The best lyricists don't write in plain literal verse. They use endless similes, metaphors, and allegories. That said, the author was pinpoint on the Hilary Duff song :)

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  5. Mary Katherine at |

    Gee, has anyone heard of "tongue in cheek"? Lighten up those of you who think the writer of this list was too literal.

    I personally found myself agreeing with the author on the songs I knew and chuckling at the humorous takes.

    And as a writer and English literature lover, right on for pointing out the flaws in Taylor Swift's literary references. Guess she was too busy writing about boys to be reading books properly.

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    1. Guest at |

      I have to say all the songs listed did have bad lyrics, so I think the author did fine there. I thought it was pretty funny (Kanye was right, Taylor Swift just ain’t that good). There are certainly some worse ones out there, but I don’t expect people to know all the songs in the world. Not sure why people are getting so ticked off.

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  6. Riley at |

    I thought the Kesha song was called Tik Tok. Was I misinformed?

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    1. Party Animal at |

      Yeah it's Tik Tok, they have it wrong here.

      And she's said in interviews that after a night of partying she woke up in a hippie bed with 10 hot girls & thought to herself that must be what it's like to be P. Diddy.

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  7. that guy at |

    i think that some of the songs where written when the writer was high or maybe there is a secret meaning who knows

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  8. joanna at |

    I think you should have included in this top Lady Gaga's Bad Romance lyrics, at least those in the chorus: Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!

    Mum-mum-mum-mum-mah!

    rah rah-oo-la-la!

    Want your bad romance

    If we're to talk about this song's success it's obvious that it's a pretty good one, pretty entartaining that is, if you don't pay too much attention to the lyrics.

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  9. James at |

    I'm starting to really like this site, it's like a combination of Cracked and Listverse.

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  10. Lizaio at |

    While I think some of the critiques of the songs are reaching a bit, I think some of the criticism of the list is even worse. That's what the comment forum is for! Voice your opinion, but don't hate on a writer who worked hard to compile this list for you.

    That being said, I totally agree with "MmmBop" and "My Humps" but would have included "Fireflies" by Owl City, because:

    "cause I'd get a thousand hugs/from ten thousand lightning bugs/as they tried to teach me how to dance"

    meh. can you imagine being hugged by 10000 bugs? ew. Plus, who know lightning bugs could dance? Owl City, that's who.

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    1. Guest at |

      I agree although those lines you stated from ‘fireflies’ wasn’t meant to be taken that literally. Owl City is over-exaggerating with the ‘thousand hugs’ and ‘ten thousand lighting bugs’, and they’re not really teaching him how to dance. it’s only his dream.

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  11. Lex at |

    Some of the choices were taken too literally about it's lyrics but I do agree with some of them. But yeah, just about all these songs suck in general IMO. Now what about "Fergalicious" by Fergie, "Milkshake" by Kelis, and Paper Planes by M.I.A.? Fergalicious's lyrics are just silly and that's fine but the term 'FERGALICIOUS' irks me and it's said like 100 times in the song! Plus it annoys me when the outro's lyrics are just spelling delicious 50x. Milkshake is just stupid. We are know how the chorus goes. It doesnt make sense and it makes less sense because it doesn't even rhyme! Finally Paper Planes's lyrics are just gunshots and cash registers ringing half the time! W…T….F!!!!!!

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    1. Whatssssup at |

      MIA? Paper Planes? Really? Obviously you have no clue what that songs about- Impoverty in 3rd world countrys. The gun and the cash register is them robbing and stealing the money. You need to look into the songs more then just whats at the surface

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      1. JB at |

        But that's what the writer of this list did too, took the lyrics literally and didn't research what the song was about! Still a funny list though.

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        1. AAB at |

          Milkshake is by Kelis…not Fergie.

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          1. AAB at |

            lol My bad, I meant to respond to a different thread.

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  12. me at |

    'Marco Polo' by Soulja Boy and Bow Wow:

    New jeans shop(check)

    Yellow Lamborgini(bow)

    Bbc shirt with a fresh pair of jeans (wow)

    Black card spending when I hit the mall (stunting)

    You can't catch me

    I'm so ahead of ya'll (it's)

    Marco Polo[x12] Polo

    That's right, repeated 12 times.

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  13. Austin at |

    OK, a few comments…

    10. Hilary Duff is hot, but she lost a few points by starring in a show that had no creative title to speak of. The highlight of her life is probably sticking a scorpion in her pants in front of John Cusack in War, Inc…but seeing as she has gotten engaged to a hockey player, she has at least made up a few points.

    9. I think we've forgotten "I Want it That Way…" you would think in four minutes they would at least tell us which way they want it…and I still haven't gotten a suitable answer.

    8. If you were invisible and you could just watch us in your room, even people who are supportive of the idea that you're gay would be thoroughly creeped out.

    7. 4 Minutes to Save the World was to the music industry what Gigli was to the movie industry, and they both accomplished the same things — though I'm not entirely sure what exactly those things are.

    6. This is when we first discovered Ke$ha had problems…at least those of us who hadn't already looked up her childhood on Wikipedia.

    5. I listened to Avril Lavigne in high school because my friends listened to her and because I just had severe personal problems in high school. Now I at least see her as a hot Canadian chick kicking ass, taking names, and rooting for hockey teams.

    4. Mmm Bop was basically an American version of Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die without color references.

    3. Those of us who claim Taylor Swift can't sing, conveniently forget the all-time high point in world history that was Ashlee Simpson's career.

    2. I would much rather stare at Fergie's humps than listen to a stupid-ass song about them…almost makes me miss Alanis's version of the song.

    1. Did someone actually put "Milli Vanilli" and "true" in the same sentence?

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  14. Pile at |

    I did it all for the nookie (Yeah?)

    The nookie (Yeah?)

    So you can take that cookie

    and stick it in your (YEA!)

    stick it in your (YEA!)

    stick it in your (YEA!)

    nice work blainey

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  15. Jim Deane at |

    Funniest list i've read all year. Well done but my personal favourate has to be this gem from Thin Lizzy,

    "Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town."

    I'm guessing it'll be at the jail then Phil.

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  16. Wryen at |

    You must not have anything better to do than to depict certain songs just cause you can't understand the lyrics. Who says that the lyrics HAVE to make sense?? People interpret all sorts of things differently, including songs.

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  17. JBRulzNot at |

    How can Justin Bieber not be on this list?

    You seem like the type

    To love em and leave em

    And disappear right after this song.

    So give me the night

    To show you, hold you

    Dont leave me out here dancin alone

    You cant make up your mind, mind, mind, mind, mind

    Please dont waste my time, time, time, time, time

    Im not tryin to rewind, wind, wind, wind, wind

    I wish our hearts could come together as one

    Cause shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova

    Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova

    Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova

    Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova

    Eenie meenie miney moe

    Catch a bad chick by her toe

    If she holla (if, if, if she holla) let her go

    Eenie meenie miney moe

    Catch a bad chick by her toe

    If she holla (if, if, if she holla) let her go

    Besides the terrible lyrics, he's 15 (looks like 11), barely 5 feet tall & calling girls "shorty"?

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  18. Eric at |

    MY BOOBS, MY BOOBS, MY BOOBS ARE OK !

    This stubpid song should top the ilst.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE

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  19. ratbag at |

    LOVE this list! The writer made some brill comments. And also managed to list all the kinds of music that make me feel ill. yay!

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  20. Jonathan Michael Rei at |

    In the case of Girlfriend, I think it's supposed to be stupid… After all, it's about a slutty troublemaker out to get the librarianesque good girl's boyfriend…

    Not much brains needed, just the corresponding visuals mentioned above…

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  21. Jakirostrife at |

    but song writers have the write to murder texts in their compositions…that's what i believe.. =)

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  22. Sean at |

    How could you forget Tom's Diner by Suzanne Vega????? Half of the song is the word "Do" and the rest is a detailed description of a women getting coffee!

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  23. moi at |

    lol, I laughed so hard the author writing cracked me up. anyway, i agree with you on the hillary so yesterday, but i think she is saying she'll keep the ex bf's jeans not to wear, but to remember him by. and at first i thought avril's girlfriend was stupid song too, but then i thought it catchy. i lol'd b/c it really does sound like something yelled in a playground, but i think it adds to the song b/c it is a selfish song, not a romantic one. as for taylor's love story song, she is not saying that she is juliet and her bf is romeo, but that their love is like theirs (romeo's and juliet's). Except with a happy ending :) the scarlet letter is a comparison between their forbidden love and doing something that is forbidden (adultery). The forbiddeness. Get it? Peace.

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    1. Jonathan Michael Rei at |

      I think it's supposed to sound like a typical playground chant….

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  24. keyla at |

    What happened with Romeo and Juliet is actually that they were GOING to run away, except the message was messed up. This meant Romeo believed Juliet was dead instead of in a deep slumber, and killed himself. When Juliet awoke, she, too, killed herself. They didn't kill themselves because their parents wanted them apart. They killed themselves because the other was dead.

    Point being, running away because their parents don't want them together is a lot more Romeo and Juliet than Scarlet Letter

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  25. karen at |

    The Milli Vanilli lyrics on lyricsdownload.com are incorrect: the line is "TO PUT IT PLAIN AND SIMPLE, you rule my world…."

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  26. name(required) at |

    wow i love how the author takes it literally it's so funny!

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  27. Micas at |

    Where's Arlo Guthrie's Motorcyle Song?

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  28. FaerchFan at |

    Dont forget on Love Story she calls herself the Scarlett Letter…so you're–a scarlett A on someone's chest or an adulterer which one Taylor?

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  29. toto87ks at |

    My Love by Justin Timberlake always bugged me cause it says, "Sitting on the grass, lying side by side". You are either sitting or lying on the grass; you can't do both. Or maybe Justin is really flexible.

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  30. Ryan at |

    I didn't read all the comments, so i have no idea if someone else mentionned this…I hope not.

    But according to friends, tabloids and such- I'm telling you right now, I haven't done any research on this because I don't care- that Mick Jagger is actually Ke$ha's dad

    Daddy issues much?

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    1. Amanda at |

      Kesha doesn’t know who her dad is. You are correct on the daddy issues front, though.

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  31. gbj at |

    Dude- I don’t know what’s sillier… the lyrics you desribe or the fact you wasted a few hours of your life compiling this list. What do you expect from a bunch of half-witted, scatterbrained pop urchins? OF COURSE they write incredibly stupid songs. Nit-picking their grammar and mental images is like writing a serious review of Justin Bieber’s new book.; in other words, a complete waste of time and space.

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  32. Michael at |

    I don’t think the Hilary Duff lyrics are bad. “If the light is off then it isn’t on” is saying that the guy doesn’t see something obvious. It’s supposed to be something obvious like that. She’s already over him and he doesn’t see that. And I don’t think that verse that’s there is bad. It’s just kind of a funny poke at him that he’s not getting his stuff back.

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  33. Kingi$ at |

    I like Girlfriend from Avril Lavine personally, and I like the music of 4 minutes as well.

    And you should put there I can walk on water, I can fly from Basshunter next time…

    “I will never be afraid again,
    I will keep on fighting till the end
    I can walk on water I can fly
    I will keep on fighting till I die”
    this is repeated like 3 times throughout the song and other is just “la la la la la la”….

    It’s nice song, tbh.

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  34. max at |

    Alanis Morrisette’s version of My Humps completely redeems the song.

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  35. jackdaniels63 at |

    Funniest commentary of any list I have read here, Thanks. Your dead on the songs that I have heard and I don’t plan on listening to the others

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  36. Amy at |

    Haha! So funny. Can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard while reading some post in the internet.
    I have to agree with ‘Girlfriend’. Jesus, what the hell is Avril thinking?
    Also, I think all Taylor Swift song lyrics are dumb. (Melody is quite catchy but that’s it). I always go UGH whenever I hear the lines “She wears high heels I wear sneakersl she’s cheer captain and…” . Ugh.

    Another thing, my kid sister used to listen to this song about a Barbie doll. (with an annoying girl voice and some dude who wants to “party”, if I remember right) Anyway, whatever that song is, it’s still the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. (even if it’s. like, a decade ago or so)

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  37. Steve at |

    I agree with most of your list, but I do not know how you could omit “Hero” by Enrique Iglesias. That has to be one of the very dumbest songs I have ever heard! Throughout the verses, the lyrics suggest that it is the other person who is the hero–his hero (“Would you save my soul tonight?” OR “Would you die for the one you love?”). Then comes the refrain, and he says “I can be your hero, baby…” when it would make a whole lot more sense if he says “You can be my hero, baby…”

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  38. Jonathan Michael Reiter at |

    I listened to some of Black Eyed Peas, and I may never listen to them again…
    God, they’re terrible…
    About the only thing they did that was listenable, was the Superbowl 45 halftime show and that wasn’t even that good to begin with…

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  39. Shan at |

    Friday by Rebecca Black should be on this list.

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    1. lllep at |

      Smut song Bad Touch by the bloodhound gang should also be on there.

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      1. Emmilou at |

        Awww I love Bad Touch!!! Never fails to bring out the teenager in me;D

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  40. Lauren at |

    One song line that really annoyed me was, I text a postcard, sent to you, from Last Night On Earth by Green Day, while the song itself is actually really sweet, I never got that line.

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  41. Jay at |

    Without going into detail (looking at you, Avril) some of the stupidest songs are actually plagiarized. That’s right, not only did somebody write incredibly stupid lyrics, someone else admired them enough to steal them!

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  42. Andy at |

    what about Snap! – Rhythm is a Dancer – “I’m as serious as cancer when I say that rhythm is a dancer”. I thought that one was pretty bad myself.

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  43. Bobby at |

    You are a genius. Everything you say is totally true and I’ve been saying it repeatedly for the last I don’t know how long. Thank you very much for your voice of glorious reason amongst this new world of songs that sell rather than tell (If you get my drift). Ahaha reading that back you wouldn’t guess I’m a teenager. Geez I sound like a senile Granny complaining about youth.

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  44. Aaron at |

    This had the potential to be funny but the writer is like a feminist or something. Also you forgot Lil’ Wayne.

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  45. eightsixeightseven at |

    Some lyrics do come across as senseless and barmy, but to others are brilliant and insightful.

    “I am he as you are he
    as you are me and we
    are all together.
    See how they run,
    like pigs from a gun,
    see how they fly.
    I’m crying.”

    – “I Am The Walrus” – the Beatles.

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  46. Johannes at |

    Lmao miss elaine rooney this is the best list ive found thus far.hilarious and so true.mmmbop, as long as u love me, girlfriend and my humps all belong here.tho i would rate mmbop number 1.this is some awful music and u hit the nail on the head miss rooney.great list

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  47. Mack at |

    I am so underwhelmed with this list I had to register.
    I doubt these songs would make the top 100 of dumb song lyrics.
    I haven’t heard some of them but the lyrics listed are average…

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  48. Bubba at |

    Steve Miller is awful. That guy couldn’t write a decent lyric at gunpoint. I grind my teeth listening to his crap. He must spend about ten seconds writing lyrics to his songs.

    Abra-cadabra. I want to reach out and grab ya

    Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas
    You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
    He ain’t gonna let those two escape justice
    He makes his livin’ off of the people’s taxes

    Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time
    Ooh wee baby, I sure show you a good time

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  49. lllep at |

    Nonsense lyrics? There was a Eurovision runner up in an imaginary language! (Sanomi, Belgium 2003, which was runner up to Turkey after leading Going into the final round of votes) As well as this mysticsl folk ballad, Most of the novelty songs in the compettion generally have had nonesense lyrics anyway. Aside from the lyrics of songs from my no 1 continental guilty pleasure like, the lyrics of Friday (Rebecca Black), Blue (Eiffel 65) and My Humps (Black Eyed Peas), are incredibly funny as well. Disliked MMMBop since it cost Janet Devlin in the X Factor. She was my fave, along with Misha, although Little mix (and Amelia) would win me over too.

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  50. celestial at |

    I am absolutely IN LOVE with this list! I couldn’t stop laughing from hilary duff to milli vanilli, the author is so hilarious. To be honest, I love all the songs in her list. I think at least 7 out of the 10 songs she mentioned had been in my playlist, either on shuffle or repeat, for months and months on end. I’m also a fiercely loyal Hanson-fan but I totally cracked up so much when she said “If you simply mark in where you planted a seed, you shouldn’t have any trouble predicting what will grow” that I completely forgive how she mentioned she doesn’t know how that song got airtime.

    So many killer lines here, like (Re: 4 Minutes) At which the listener gives up on these lyrics. LOL I love that song to pieces but seriously I can’t actually figure out what it’s saying either.

    I am a complete sucker for lyrics, to the point where I can get all angsty and quote beautiful lyrics as a status or tweet or stuff, so I sincerely appreciate a song with beautiful lyrics when I come across one, so yeah, thumbs up for this list. Again, it’s ironic that most of these songs are my faves, but still, I really love her sarcastic, yet analytic and absolutely hilarious way of reviewing lyrics.

    Btw, I applaud TofuCurry for mentioning several legendary songs including those by REM and Nirvana and show that sometimes it’s not the lyrics that matter. Mosquito and Libido is completely beyond understanding, but I dare anyone to disregard Losing My Religion and Smells Like Teen Spirit just because of the lyrics!

    Anyway, I love love love this list! I had such a good laugh and I hope the others who give comments can see the lighter side of it all.

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  51. Donna at |

    I hope my leg don’t break…walking on the moon

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  52. Terra at |

    This is nice list, but its in major need of an update. Many much more stupid songs have arisen since this was posted, examples including Rebecca Black’s Friday and “Boyfriend” by Justin Beiber

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  53. anako at |

    Honestly no Life by Des’ree?

    Yeah, it’s catchy but…

    I’m afraid of the dark,
    ‘specially when I’m in a park
    And there’s no-one else around,

    Ooh, I get the shivers
    I don’t want to see a ghost,
    It’s a sight that I fear most
    I’d rather have a piece of toast
    And watch the evening news

    I’m a superstitious girl,
    I’m the worst in the world
    Never walk under ladders,
    I keep a rabbit’s tail

    I’ll take you up on a dare,
    Anytime, anywhere
    Name the place, I’ll be there,
    Bungee jumping, I don’t care!

    Do I need to say more?

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  54. AL at |

    I DISAGREE WITH Milli Vanilli SONG being voted as the stupidest. That is far too intelligent to what I am gonna say next.

    Definitely the most TRULY ****** UP lyrics, a total gibberish, the creme of the crap, randomly chosen words from a daily newspaper and commercial leaflets from the parking lot, mixed up the yellow pages and wrongly spelled words from a Chinese dictionary belongs to:

    Wang Chung and the song ‘Dance Hall Days’.

    Already the band name Wang Chung is messed up on its own, because the band claimed it meant in Chinese “THE YELLOW BELL”. Well, the problem with that is, that in Chinese that’s pronounced HUANG ZHONG, or even better (adding ‘SE’ as the color) it comes out: HUANG-SE ZHONG, and definitely not ‘wang chung’.

    What sort of ‘stuff’ they’ve been smoking when selecting their band name, we will never know.

    From their RANDOM LYRICS GENERATOR here is the text:

    Take your baby by the hand and make her do a high hand stand
    And take your baby by the heel and do the next thing that you feel.
    We were so in phase in our dance hall days
    We were cool on craze.
    When I, You and everyone we knew could believe.

    And take your baby by the ears and play upon her darkest fears.
    We were so in phase in our dance hall days. We were cool on craze. . . .
    Dance hall days, Dance hall days.
    Love. Take your baby by the wrist and in her mouth an amethyst.

    And in her eyes two saphires blue
    And you need her, And she needs you.
    And you need her, And she needs you.

    … continues with same gibberish repeating…

    Now, if that’s not “THE MEGA CRAP” we’ve been all looking for, I wonder what else could be ?

    BTW, I liked the song in terms of melody… I wished they would’ve fixed this crap of text at that time.

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  55. mcinsand at |

    How could you not even mention Finger11? Really, they wrote the book book on meaningless song lyrics, although I doubt that the book is of any value, either.

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  56. Karen at |

    MacArthur Park by Donna Summer needs to be on this list. “someone left a cake out in the rain, and I’ll never have that recipe again” Whaaaaa?

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  57. takeit at |

    are you a nerd or something or you didnt tried yet be like every time you woke up still drunk and your friends where like hey lets roll even if you havent take a bath yet and when you woke up drunk there are your frends giving you another drink till the end of the day.. you should try it its fun ^^

    and the way you comment on avrils lyrics so damn nerdy. >.< *chills*

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  58. Rashmi at |

    Well, i can give u much more dumber songs than this, how about ‘i’ll set fire to the rain’ its by adele and everyone i hear it I’m like how can she set fire to the rain? Then its wannabe by spice girls, in this if the guy loves that girl what are her friends in btw for?. Then its ‘ u remind me of cinnamon and lipstick’ by FM Static, he’s telling her she reminds him of non-living things?
    ‘i hate this song coz it was written for u’ its by, I don’t remember the name but i remember the lyrics bcoz if he hates this song why is he singing it.
    I have dumber ones than this(can’t write them all)

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  59. Jenne at |

    I think that comments on all lists should be removed from now on people get too worked up about lists that are funny and that wether you agree with or not they are just for entertainment not life or death situations. i cant believe how many people visit this site just to complain. smdh!

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  60. David Lincoln at |

    My favorite ‘stupid’ line is from Van Halen’s “Why Can’t This Be Love?” and it goes: Only time will tell if we’ll stand the test if time.

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  61. ana at |

    u left out friday, wipe my hair, and call me maby

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  62. Mike B at |

    You haven’t even scratched the surface on dumb song lyrics

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  63. A. Nonny Mouse at |

    First off, every one of those songs is pop garbage, where they sing about nothing of any consequence for the express purpose of selling CDs, in order to make the record company scum rich.
    Second, why is it that when a man expresses devotion for a woman, she rejects him and winds up with a scumbag that beats her? Is it because the scumbag looked like a pretty-boy plastic haired ken doll, and the real man didn’t? Society is a ridiculous joke, in part because people follow trends like a donkey following a carrot, and in part because they watch too much tv and do what it tells them to, and they follow what celebrities do and try to emulate them, and they listen to what the record company scum want them to, because the record companies tell the DJs what to play. How very MTV.
    Why I googled “stupid song lyrics” in the first place is because of some stupid rap song that my ex wife used to listen to, it sounded like they were saying “Monkey, monkey, mun-kee, c’mon I got your money, money, mun-eee…” But of course, rap and hip hop both fall into the same catagory with bubblegum pop, in my book, just a bunch of drivel. I listen to classic rock and metal. Real men listen to classic rock and metal. Also old blues. Real men don’t sport Vanilla Ice haircuts. Real men don’t sell out. Real men have real jobs, like equipment operator, firefighter, welder, mechanic, etc. Real men wouldn’t be caught dead in a sweater-vest. (However, we might be wearing a black leather vest with MC colors on the back.) {Yeah, like any of these plastic yuppies really wanna hear me tell them the truth.} Have fun listening to your bubblegum music. Us real men will be listening to Slayer, Lamb Of God, Black Sabbath, and anything else we feel like, but not what some talking head on the tv tells us to listen to.

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    1. "That" guy at |

      Heh, that’s EXACTLY what I was expecting, too…

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  64. Stuart at |

    Such a terrible, terrible post my friend. A lot of ‘mainstream’ lyrics put thoughts and feelings simply, to be understood by the masses. The more practiced musicians clearly put more effort into what and how they express their minds, to be understood by those who have made an effort to understand. Needless to say, you clearly don’t have a clue about what you’re talking about, unless you’re just trying to productively cause a discussion/argument.
    But oh well, it doesn’t really matter does it.
    Carry on your negativity towards what and who scares you on a subconscious level, and carry on with your eyes shut if you don’t want to see it all for what it truly is.

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    1. "That" guy at |

      Agreed. Mainstream lyrics are made easy-to-understand so that the masses will end up liking the song. They are taken literally.

      When the song isn’t mainstream and is actually good, it tries to hide the message and is not meant to be taken literally. It’s the thought that counts.

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  65. Victoria at |

    Friday, friday, everyday is friday
    rebecca black
    needs to be here

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  66. "That" guy at |

    Every massively popular song has dumb lyrics, that you can no longer tell which is dumber, thus, they cannot fit into a top ten list. Yet, these lyrics actually sound smarter better than the dumbest songs. Your list is invalid. Most of these song lyrics aren’t even dumb. They should not be taken literally. It’s the expression, emotion and hidden message that counts.

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  67. Lex at |

    I would have to agree on the part wherein the songs were just shallowly interpreted. While I may not have a total understanding of what the singers might want to point out with their songs, I do think that interpreting the lyrics in a literal and sarcastic manner is not usually the best way to go.

    Everyone has different opinions; that, I can understand. So in my opinion, I really don’t think the author was funny. Might be ranting, I guess.

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  68. Ron at |

    “My songs know what you did in the dark.”
    How can songs know anything?

    “All you did was wreck my bed
    And in the morning kick me in the head”
    She’s really violent, isn’t she? Or maybe he couldn’t find a better rhyme for ‘bed’.

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  70. LoLo at |

    Lyric from Because I Got High” “Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy, because I got high, because I got high, because I got high”

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