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  • Donna

    I hope my leg don’t break…walking on the moon

  • Terra

    This is nice list, but its in major need of an update. Many much more stupid songs have arisen since this was posted, examples including Rebecca Black’s Friday and “Boyfriend” by Justin Beiber

    • Hi, Terra. Feel free to post the lyrics in the comments. This is a great way to keep lists updated.

  • anako

    Honestly no Life by Des’ree?

    Yeah, it’s catchy but…

    I’m afraid of the dark,
    ‘specially when I’m in a park
    And there’s no-one else around,

    Ooh, I get the shivers
    I don’t want to see a ghost,
    It’s a sight that I fear most
    I’d rather have a piece of toast
    And watch the evening news

    I’m a superstitious girl,
    I’m the worst in the world
    Never walk under ladders,
    I keep a rabbit’s tail

    I’ll take you up on a dare,
    Anytime, anywhere
    Name the place, I’ll be there,
    Bungee jumping, I don’t care!

    Do I need to say more?

  • AL

    I DISAGREE WITH Milli Vanilli SONG being voted as the stupidest. That is far too intelligent to what I am gonna say next.

    Definitely the most TRULY ****** UP lyrics, a total gibberish, the creme of the crap, randomly chosen words from a daily newspaper and commercial leaflets from the parking lot, mixed up the yellow pages and wrongly spelled words from a Chinese dictionary belongs to:

    Wang Chung and the song ‘Dance Hall Days’.

    Already the band name Wang Chung is messed up on its own, because the band claimed it meant in Chinese “THE YELLOW BELL”. Well, the problem with that is, that in Chinese that’s pronounced HUANG ZHONG, or even better (adding ‘SE’ as the color) it comes out: HUANG-SE ZHONG, and definitely not ‘wang chung’.

    What sort of ‘stuff’ they’ve been smoking when selecting their band name, we will never know.

    From their RANDOM LYRICS GENERATOR here is the text:

    Take your baby by the hand and make her do a high hand stand
    And take your baby by the heel and do the next thing that you feel.
    We were so in phase in our dance hall days
    We were cool on craze.
    When I, You and everyone we knew could believe.

    And take your baby by the ears and play upon her darkest fears.
    We were so in phase in our dance hall days. We were cool on craze. . . .
    Dance hall days, Dance hall days.
    Love. Take your baby by the wrist and in her mouth an amethyst.

    And in her eyes two saphires blue
    And you need her, And she needs you.
    And you need her, And she needs you.

    … continues with same gibberish repeating…

    Now, if that’s not “THE MEGA CRAP” we’ve been all looking for, I wonder what else could be ?

    BTW, I liked the song in terms of melody… I wished they would’ve fixed this crap of text at that time.

  • mcinsand

    How could you not even mention Finger11? Really, they wrote the book book on meaningless song lyrics, although I doubt that the book is of any value, either.

  • Karen

    MacArthur Park by Donna Summer needs to be on this list. “someone left a cake out in the rain, and I’ll never have that recipe again” Whaaaaa?

  • takeit

    are you a nerd or something or you didnt tried yet be like every time you woke up still drunk and your friends where like hey lets roll even if you havent take a bath yet and when you woke up drunk there are your frends giving you another drink till the end of the day.. you should try it its fun ^^

    and the way you comment on avrils lyrics so damn nerdy. >.< *chills*

  • Well, i can give u much more dumber songs than this, how about ‘i’ll set fire to the rain’ its by adele and everyone i hear it I’m like how can she set fire to the rain? Then its wannabe by spice girls, in this if the guy loves that girl what are her friends in btw for?. Then its ‘ u remind me of cinnamon and lipstick’ by FM Static, he’s telling her she reminds him of non-living things?
    ‘i hate this song coz it was written for u’ its by, I don’t remember the name but i remember the lyrics bcoz if he hates this song why is he singing it.
    I have dumber ones than this(can’t write them all)

  • Jenne

    I think that comments on all lists should be removed from now on people get too worked up about lists that are funny and that wether you agree with or not they are just for entertainment not life or death situations. i cant believe how many people visit this site just to complain. smdh!

    • Jenne, believe me I have considered taking the comments down many, many times. But then I see a comment or two that makes me smile or laugh and think it over and decide to let it roll a little longer. And some times I learn something like, SMDH means “Shaking My Damn Head” 😉

  • David Lincoln

    My favorite ‘stupid’ line is from Van Halen’s “Why Can’t This Be Love?” and it goes: Only time will tell if we’ll stand the test if time.

  • ana

    u left out friday, wipe my hair, and call me maby

  • Mike B

    You haven’t even scratched the surface on dumb song lyrics

  • A. Nonny Mouse

    First off, every one of those songs is pop garbage, where they sing about nothing of any consequence for the express purpose of selling CDs, in order to make the record company scum rich.
    Second, why is it that when a man expresses devotion for a woman, she rejects him and winds up with a scumbag that beats her? Is it because the scumbag looked like a pretty-boy plastic haired ken doll, and the real man didn’t? Society is a ridiculous joke, in part because people follow trends like a donkey following a carrot, and in part because they watch too much tv and do what it tells them to, and they follow what celebrities do and try to emulate them, and they listen to what the record company scum want them to, because the record companies tell the DJs what to play. How very MTV.
    Why I googled “stupid song lyrics” in the first place is because of some stupid rap song that my ex wife used to listen to, it sounded like they were saying “Monkey, monkey, mun-kee, c’mon I got your money, money, mun-eee…” But of course, rap and hip hop both fall into the same catagory with bubblegum pop, in my book, just a bunch of drivel. I listen to classic rock and metal. Real men listen to classic rock and metal. Also old blues. Real men don’t sport Vanilla Ice haircuts. Real men don’t sell out. Real men have real jobs, like equipment operator, firefighter, welder, mechanic, etc. Real men wouldn’t be caught dead in a sweater-vest. (However, we might be wearing a black leather vest with MC colors on the back.) {Yeah, like any of these plastic yuppies really wanna hear me tell them the truth.} Have fun listening to your bubblegum music. Us real men will be listening to Slayer, Lamb Of God, Black Sabbath, and anything else we feel like, but not what some talking head on the tv tells us to listen to.

    • “That” guy

      Heh, that’s EXACTLY what I was expecting, too…

  • Stuart

    Such a terrible, terrible post my friend. A lot of ‘mainstream’ lyrics put thoughts and feelings simply, to be understood by the masses. The more practiced musicians clearly put more effort into what and how they express their minds, to be understood by those who have made an effort to understand. Needless to say, you clearly don’t have a clue about what you’re talking about, unless you’re just trying to productively cause a discussion/argument.
    But oh well, it doesn’t really matter does it.
    Carry on your negativity towards what and who scares you on a subconscious level, and carry on with your eyes shut if you don’t want to see it all for what it truly is.

    • “That” guy

      Agreed. Mainstream lyrics are made easy-to-understand so that the masses will end up liking the song. They are taken literally.

      When the song isn’t mainstream and is actually good, it tries to hide the message and is not meant to be taken literally. It’s the thought that counts.

  • Victoria

    Friday, friday, everyday is friday
    rebecca black
    needs to be here

  • “That” guy

    Every massively popular song has dumb lyrics, that you can no longer tell which is dumber, thus, they cannot fit into a top ten list. Yet, these lyrics actually sound smarter better than the dumbest songs. Your list is invalid. Most of these song lyrics aren’t even dumb. They should not be taken literally. It’s the expression, emotion and hidden message that counts.

  • Lex

    I would have to agree on the part wherein the songs were just shallowly interpreted. While I may not have a total understanding of what the singers might want to point out with their songs, I do think that interpreting the lyrics in a literal and sarcastic manner is not usually the best way to go.

    Everyone has different opinions; that, I can understand. So in my opinion, I really don’t think the author was funny. Might be ranting, I guess.

  • Ron

    “My songs know what you did in the dark.”
    How can songs know anything?

    “All you did was wreck my bed
    And in the morning kick me in the head”
    She’s really violent, isn’t she? Or maybe he couldn’t find a better rhyme for ‘bed’.

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  • LoLo

    Lyric from Because I Got High” “Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy, because I got high, because I got high, because I got high”