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  • fdx

    damn. this is gonna generate a lot of comments πŸ™‚
    BTW you forgot about a guy who lived some 2000 years ago and claimed to walk on water and change water into wine…… if i’m not mistaken he still have some followers

    • Notice that the title of the list has the word “modern” in it. By virtue of your comment, Jesus can’t be on this list, because as you pointed out, he was around 2000 years ago. Not exactly modern by any stretch of the imagination.

      • fdx

        you are quite right….. i guess my attempt at humor clearly failed, have a good day πŸ™‚

        • You too! πŸ™‚

        • Clive888

          For the record, I thought it was pretty funny.

          • TJ

            I didn’t think it was funny until the first reply. Then I thought it was hilarious.

    • Daniel

      WOW that’s funny and original ! I’m glad you opened my eyes! HAHAHAHAHA

      • fdx

        So glad i could help

  • Light

    Isaiah 53
    King James Version (KJV)

    1 Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed?

    2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him.

    3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.

    4 Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted.

    5 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.

    6 All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all.

    7 He was oppressed, and he was afflicted, yet he opened not his mouth: he is brought as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is dumb, so he openeth not his mouth.

    8 He was taken from prison and from judgment: and who shall declare his generation? for he was cut off out of the land of the living: for the transgression of my people was he stricken.

    9 And he made his grave with the wicked, and with the rich in his death; because he had done no violence, neither was any deceit in his mouth.

    10 Yet it pleased the Lord to bruise him; he hath put him to grief: when thou shalt make his soul an offering for sin, he shall see his seed, he shall prolong his days, and the pleasure of the Lord shall prosper in his hand.

    11 He shall see of the travail of his soul, and shall be satisfied: by his knowledge shall my righteous servant justify many; for he shall bear their iniquities.

    12 Therefore will I divide him a portion with the great, and he shall divide the spoil with the strong; because he hath poured out his soul unto death: and he was numbered with the transgressors; and he bare the sin of many, and made intercession for the transgressors.

    • Mark S.

      Ah well, I guess I match up with all 12, plus the additional comments of my GF: ‘Oh my God !!!’ (in very private circumstances) so, do I qualify ? πŸ˜‰

      • Clive888

        Ladies and gentlemen we have our messiah.

  • fdx

    Considering the number of comments this Sunday it proves people are surfing this site from work πŸ™‚

  • jason stone

    glad to see David Koresh on here…i was living in Dallas and was 13 when the Branch Davidian Compound became front and center on the news…was an unbelievable situation to witness and thankfully, other than the psychologically damaged people who seem to believe when someone predicts the end of the world, to my knowledge there hasn’t been another mass murder/suicide/sacrifice/whateveryouwanttocallit since..Thank God for that…the Ancient One…not Barry from payroll.

  • auto devis

    It seems to be getting crowded out there

  • schuyler

    That blank stare from the guy on the no.6 spot is crazy. Oh, and you forgot the leader of Heaven’s Gate, Marshall Applewhite.

  • Ahmed

    God is the real Lord,high above what mankind associate to him!

  • cynthia perkins

    I just bought a tshirt with that same pic of the Rev. Jim Jones on it, shouldnt have worn it to work though…good list!

  • rickmeryman

    I love my God, and His name is Jesus Christ, Son of man, Child of the Father.

  • YSNL

    I think it’s not LA but LE; her what so called religion is like the combination between what ‘she thought’ as Islam and what ‘she thought’ as Christian

  • Spoon

    Why is afraid of mentioning some clown who thinks they are the modern Messiah of Islam? Just because anyone who annoys them is likely to get blown up just because of a joke about the almighty (not) Allah. That just pisses me off that muslims expect special treatment everywhere & I mean everywhere they go, when it’s their own country, fine that’s the religion of the place but then to expect everyone else to conform to them in another country with a different or more relaxed belief system is damn ludicrous. Grow some balls people & stand up to these cowards who hide bombs or make children suicide bombers & let them know we won’t stand for it.