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  1. CBomb
    CBomb at |

    Great satire. One thing that keeps me confused about Flat Earthers. In one part you put, “Luckily Flat Earthers have a cast iron system for answering any question they don’t understand without it making them look like an idiot called, “telling people to look up the answer in the Bible.””

    But, in the Bible it states that God placed an angel at all four corners of the Earth. How do they explain that?

    Anyone? Anyone? *Crickets Chirp*

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    1. Flat Earther
      Flat Earther at |

      Although the Earth is round (circular), that doesn’t mean it has no corners. To find the four corners of a circle, first you find a point, then you select another in the opposite side. Then you find the two points that are the most distant from the former two. There you get four corners.
      Now how could you explain that if the earth was almost spherical?

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      1. J.A
        J.A at |

        ……HAHAHAHA ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS??? this was the funniest thing ive read all day ” A circle has corners” I cant breathe. Okay honey have fun with your cute cult wannabe adentures

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      2. Craig
        Craig at |

        Do you believe in balls? Or are they actually disks and Big Toy and Big Sport are lying to everyone? I can extrapolate your method for finding corners on a circle to find corners on a sphere. You should look up the definition of “corner”.

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        1. Flat Earther
          Flat Earther at |

          If you find 4 corners in a sphere, they will be meaningless because it will be impossible to see the four of them at once.

    2. Happy to help!
      Happy to help! at |

      By “four corners” it means not four literal corners, but north, south, east and west.

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  2. Ricki
    Ricki at |

    Real “Flat-earthers” or “infinite-plane’ers” think this page is nothing but BS spin. 98% off anything on this page is NOT how real flat-earthers think. period.
    Go do two things: 1st: take the official numbers given to the masses from Wikipedia/Google for “The curb of the earth”. 2nd: Study “Spherical trigonometry” for at least 10 minutes with the “official size” of the earth. The results will baffle your mind.

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    1. Tyler
      Tyler at |

      yeah! You’re a legit flat earther. People will start figuring this stuff out sooner than later. Eric dubay is the best source of information out here. Everyone thinks we are crazy but hey if you want to believe you’re spinning at 1000 mph and soaring around the sun at 67,000 mph yet you don’t feel anything at all. I’m the crazy one though. Research, research, research.

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  3. Shannon Lee Short
    Shannon Lee Short at |

    What an awful lot of work put in to an article full of garbage. I for one know with utmost sincerity that officials like NASA purport lies. Just like the holocaust “Flat Earth Theory” may be called a crime someday for discussing in public. I am not saying the earth is flat, it sure isn’t a “globe”, a “oblongated sphere” or a “pear shaped planet”. Some people get so offended towards those questioning authority that conspiracy researchers are labeled crazy even with solid proof backing their findings. No one knows the shape of the earth, but heres a start.
    Google: 200 Proofs Earth is Not a Spinning Ball or follow this link.
    or download the book as I am not fond of Eric Dubays voice.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5i_iDyUTCg

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  4. Shannon Lee Short
    Shannon Lee Short at |

    What an awful lot of work put in to an article full of garbage. I for one know with utmost sincerity that officials like NASA purport lies. Just like the holocaust “Flat Earth Theory” may be called a crime someday for discussing in public. I am not saying the earth is flat, it sure isn’t a “globe”, a “oblongated sphere” or a “pear shaped planet”. Some people get so offended towards those questioning authority that conspiracy researchers are labeled crazy even with solid proof backing their findings. No one knows the shape of the earth, but heres a start.
    Google: 200 Proofs Earth is Not a Spinning Ball or follow this link.
    or download the book as I am not fond of Eric Dubays voice.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5i_iDyUTCg

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  5. Flat Brainer
    Flat Brainer at |

    if you think earth is flat , you must watch/read general theory of relativity

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  6. Amy
    Amy at |

    Maybe you all should read more about Tesla and his theories which are so much more reasonable than Einstein’s stupid Theory of Relativity.

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