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  1. Batman666
    Batman666 at |

    Mmm bacon

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  2. Marieke
    Marieke at |

    What is it with this crazy obsession with bacon..? I think this is just another case of the internet “deciding” something is perfect and awesome and holy and everyone following blindly. Yes bacon is good but c’mon, this is ridiculous and everyone knows it. Keep the jokes on the internet please. Nobody wants to eat your humor.
    What’s next, bacon-kitten-Jennifer Lawrence-Nokia giftbaskets?

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  3. 5minutes
    5minutes at |

    I’ve had chocolate covered bacon and the bacon sundae, and they’re both delicious. The bacon adds just the right amount of saltiness to add a different dimension to what you’re consuming to make it, well, just lovely. I’ve also done maple bacon cupcakes, which were heavenly.

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  4. Captain
    Captain at |

    It seems to me you are some weird concoction of an extreme health nut and somebody who takes no enjoyment from life. One would assume the individual writing this list would have enough cognitive ability to understand products such as bacon vodka do not contain actual bacon but bacon flavoring. Have you tried all of the products in which you have labeled disgusting or simply, prematurely, judge based on your perception of the products? BTW you left out bacon mouthwash, toothpaste, donughts, and bacon biscuits. Maybe if you quit over indulging in tofu and bean sprouts and/or allotted some of your time to enjoying things in moderation you wouldn’t have such a grim outlook on everything, and possibly, not come across as such a cynical hater of all things pork related. Then again, that would require you to step out of your pathetic bubble of a life and adventure into new and unexpected adventures, as well as seeing other peoples points of view. Or you can choose to wallow in hatred for no apparent reason, which is much more toxic to our society than any amount of bacon will ever be.

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    1. Landon
      Landon at |

      This^

      Honestly though, this person acts like bacon is THE MOST UNHEALTHY AND UNHOLY THING EVER TO EXIST. Someone that obsessed with hating something is just as bad (or worse) than someone obsessed with liking something.

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      1. Rhys
        Rhys at |

        …Bacon is the most unhealthy and unholy thing to exist. Seeing as it is essentially nothing but fat and is banned by several major world religions.

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  5. Shell Harris
    Shell Harris at |

    In a completely random event, I saw this image today of a bacon-shell taco. Awesome.

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    1. Wolfy FiftyFour
      Wolfy FiftyFour at |

      Damn…I’ll take 6!!!
      Good Idea!!!

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  6. jimbo
    jimbo at |

    U had me at “bacon”.

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  7. Wolfy FiftyFour
    Wolfy FiftyFour at |

    LOL…Ahh Bacon, LOVE IT! Reminds me about an eMail I’ve received…

    — Bacon Tree —

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving.

    They are about to just lie down and wait for death,
    when all of a sudden Luis says…

    “Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.
    Ees bacon, I theenk.”

    “Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon.”

    With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune,
    & there, in the distance,
    is a  tree loaded with bacon.

    There’s raw bacon,
    there’s fried bacon,
    back bacon,
    double smoked bacon…every imaginable kind of cured pork.

    “Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved.

    Ees a bacon tree.”

    “Luis, maybe ees a meerage?
    We ees in the desert don’t forget.”

    “Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon…ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree.”

    And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree.

    He gets to within 5 meters, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.

    Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

    “Pepe…go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!”

    “Luis, Luis mi amigo…what ees it?”

    “Pepe…ees not a bacon tree.

    Ees

    Ees

    Ees

    Ees

    Ees a ham bush…”

    SO SORRY!

    I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this.

    Just couldn’t help it!

    The little voices made me do it!!!

    And I bet you tried to do the accent didn’t you – I know you did!

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  8. Anonymous
    Anonymous at |

    Surprised “Bacon flavored ice cream” wasn’t on the list.

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  9. Admin
    Admin at |

    I’ve had the bacon sundae, chocolate covered bacon, the bacone, bacon chocolate chip cookies, and fools gold leaf (one fourth of it)

    #ILoveAmerica

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  10. Dansgthurt
    Dansgthurt at |

    Chocolate covered bacon is delicious.

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  11. Noxious Dan
    Noxious Dan at |

    If any of you have seen Epic Meal Time on Youtube, you know how crazy that guy is for making bacon recipes like these.

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