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  • Anthony

    Very very funny list, makes it interesting. #1 had me rolling. The facts are pretty entertaining too. Make more lists

    • ajfkasdjkladgh

      Dubble Bubble is the best 12 seconds of your life so i am dissapointed to see it make this list.

  • Sean

    Nice list. I, for one, always loved getting Tootsie Rolls, Smarties, and chocolate coins during Halloween. 😛 I also liked getting bubble gum every now and then… it was a nice change of pace from just candy.

  • 5minutes

    Well, count me the curmudgeon, but I love giving (and getting) Tootsie Rolls, Smarties, Necco Wafers, Double Bubble, Jawbreakers, Good n’ Plenty (LOVE black licorice), and those “orange and black things” – which could be called either “Bit o’ Honey” or “Mary Janes”, but is essentially molasses taffy.

    PS: The best thing I give or get on Halloween are Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses, which are the taffy candy wrapped around (hopefully) a good-sized chunk of peanut butter. Yum.

    • dotmatrix

      Wow, you sure are easy to please!

      • 5minutes

        Yep. God gave us candy for a reason, and that reason is diabetes. I plan to show my body who’s really the boss!

        • Shacylah

          LOLOL ^^^^

        • Alfonsworth Bentley

          God didn’t give us candy you buffoon
          and the the writer Mark Hill. your humor had me laughing hard!
          keep it up

          • 5minutes

            God gave us candy and all good things… Michael Bloomberg tried to take it away.

  • Rachel

    Great list! Dots are pretty terrible too.

    • HTSherman

      Actually, I myself love dots, even if they leave little cavity tooth enamel eating globs stuck on your molars.

    • 5minutes

      I’ll happily take care of your Dots for you.

  • Brett

    Gah! I hated the penny people!

  • darkknight9761

    Very good list. Yeah, the dots were lame also, but you forgot the one terrible, nasty Halloween candies of all time, Candy Corn! I hate that stuff. Never liked it, never will. It’s positively vile.

    • 5minutes

      Candy corn is of the devil, forged in the deepest of the pits, and will be force-fed to Moammar Kadhafi for eternity.

      • Anonymous

        Candy corn, personally, I love. No, really.


  • Peter Boucher

    Its always been said that if you actually saw how a hot dog is made, you would never eat one again or if you saw the movie/documentary called “Super Size Me” you would never eat at a McDonald’s ever again. Well, thanks to this list, I will now be more careful as to what candy I will consume. I did like #10 and how tootsie rolls, if cold enough, were used to bludgeon Nazi German soldiers to death. Perhaps it was the Battle of the Bulge (where temperatures averaged -30 to -40 below zero) that hardened them into weapons.

  • Chrissy

    Your picture of Smarties is actually a picture of Sweet Tarts. Smarties are lighter colored and much more chalky. (I eat a lot of candy.)

    • KB

      Actually, they are smarties.

      If it’s got a Wiki-link to it, it’s legit….Not really, but you get my point 😉

      • DanMac

        Smarties are also a multi coloured chocolate candy in Canada made by rowntree, and are very popular. and there is definitely a wiki page on them.

  • Peter Boucher

    My favorite one in the city that I grew up in was this very affluent home where I would go every Halloween and the owner of the home was the owner of an ice cream parlor. You would ring on his doorbell, say “Trick Or Treat” and right at the entrance, he had an ice cream dispenser exactly like one you would see if you went to the ice cream store and he would give you a double scoop ice cream cone either chocolate, strawberry or vanilla. I always chose the chocolate !!

    • Jacob Hammerstein

      Cool story bro tell it again

  • dotmatrix

    You’re right, here in Canada what you call Smarties are Rockets; I like Rockets, Our Smarties are like M & Ms only way way better.

    We’ve always called #2 Halloween Kisses, but they’re like kissing your sister or a wrinkly old auntie who smells of mothballs and Bengay.

    • Lulu

      In Canada smaeties are not rockets. Smarties are the anadian version of M & M Rockets are sugar candies

  • Stinger503

    You missed one: Candy Corn. I’ll let Lewis Black explain…

    • Peter Boucher

      To Stinger503. A very BIG thumbs up for the Lewis Black stand up regarding Candy Corn. I hated the stuff as well. I remember Lewis Black on the Conan O’ Brien show a couple of years ago, and he got into the subject of Michael Jackson saying that Michael Jackson is a joke in himself. He went on to say if you’re telling a joke to someone and forget the “punchline”, just say Michael Jackson. He began to tell a joke and said “Two Jews are walking down the street and heading for the nearest bar (this is where the punch line comes) the Jew forgets the punchline and Lewis Black says, “just say Michael Jackson” Funny as hell !!!

  • Dude4Ever

    DUDE! I love getting condoms for Halloween! that creepy guy rules…

  • sydney

    i watched a slid show yesterday and it said that tootsie rolls are just made out of left overs :p

  • Dies Irae

    Right on about Tootsie Rolls.

    I have to nominate Jolly Ranchers to the list – those bars of sugar hard tack that can’t really be bitten, but instantly form a cement bond upon being placed between your teeth.

    • Amanda

      I couldn’t agree more with you about the Jolly Ranchers! I always HATED getting those!

      But… I do love Tootsie Rolls… 😛

  • A BiPolar Guy

    Licorice rocks! But beware the common fake which actually contain no real licorice extract!

    Btw saying “black licorice” is like saying “wet water”. There is no other kind, though misuse on products with no licorice extract has occurred

    • Janette

      Actually, where I live we have strawberry, black currant, and apple licorice.

      And for the 80 and above thing for black licorice what the heck? I’m 13 and black licorice is one of my favorite candies! (I know I’m too young)

  • Adam

    What is the name of the orange and black things? I must know it!

    • Connor

      I think they are called “Kerr’s molasses kisses.”

  • Eleen

    Hilarious. Espicially #4 and #2. The reason they’re called “Kisses” is lost to me….

  • Frank

    lol tootsie rolls, chocolate dollars, double bubble, jawbreakers, are all awesome. this is a list that belongs on someones myspace page

  • Rogue

    If it weren’t for one incident I had in high school, I would totally agree with your #1. My friends and I knocked on a door, and the resident came out to tell us that she was out of candy, but was giving out cans of Dr Pepper or Sprite instead. After walking around in a heavy costume in that weather (TN Halloween= about 70 degrees), that Dr. Pepper hit the sport more than any reese cup or snicker!

    • bigg3469

      Now that’s a novel idea! Maybe I’ll try that when we have our “Santa Ana heatwaves” during Halloween here in Southern California ( usually it a bit chilly (and sometimes rainy) during Halloween but in some years it gets up to the mid 80’s to mid 90’s during the day on Halloween!)

  • Lol

    I thought this was hilarious, but I disagree with #4 I love black licorice, and always have.
    And up until now, I never even knew that Rockets(Smarties) had a different name in the USA, when I saw the word Smarties, I was shocked. Because the other candy that was referenced in this post (Canadian Smarties) are candy covered chocolate piece, kind of like M&Ms. And most Canadian kids, I know love Rockets(American Smarties)

  • bigg3469

    #2 Are known as “Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses” Truly a “treat” that will get your house T.Peed or Egged. UGH! I hated those candies! I rather have either Tootsie Rolls,Neccos,Smarties or Good & Plenty than those Mary Janes Peanut Butter Kisses!!

  • MG

    In Canada Smarties are a staple in a child’s diet. You aren’t truly Canadian until you have had our Smarties.

  • peacefulinvasion

    Nice list but you forgot to include candy corn. That is the one Halloween candy i cannot stand. IDK why people love it but I don’t. I always thought it was gross and would dump all my candy corn on my brother after Halloween has ended.

    To me it tasted like chalk and vomit combined into one “tasty treat.” I’d rather eat nails than candy corn.

  • Mistress of the Obvious

    My late grandmother gave those peanut-butter kiss things out for Halloween. I think they are supposed to be peanut -butter taffy. Of course it being grandma, we always act excited and ate a piece for our adoring grandmother. (Or get the spanking of our life when we got home.) I think it must have been a survivor of the depression and WWII thing and her idea of “kiddy” candy was a little tainted. (She also thought kids loved things like those gross circus peanut things and those fake little jelly orange slices.) From old people, if those candies come up I didn’t get upset. From younger parents, oh heck no! They knew better. My boyfriend loves Good and Plenty but I agree with the hatred of licorice. The only licorice taste I want is from liquor!

    • KB

      “The only licorice taste I want is from liquor!”

      I’ll drink to that 😉

  • Jenne

    Great List couldnt agree more! Except the Ring Pops im 27 and i still love those…#1 on the list made me remember all the stupid people who actually did that to me as a kid..

  • Me

    Hilarious! I don’t care if you make this post public or not–just had to tell you that this was one of the funniest articles I’ve ever read. Your comments about Good and Plenty, Necco Wafers, and the dreaded orange and black wrapped things made me laugh so hard that my stomach hurts as almost as bad as if I’d actually eaten any of the candies themselves.

  • Ffion

    i like black liquorice, and im 16 (a)

  • Wilm210

    Hmpf…I like tootsie rolls…

    Still a fun list though!.

  • CamTO

    This is hysterical and nostalgic. My trick or treat days were in the 1970s so I remember gettting all of these on Hallowe’en. The worst were peanuts – both the real ones in the shell and those fake marshmallow ones that were always stale & didn’t taste like anything. We used to feed them to the raccoons in our ravine.

  • matthewzd

    What about comic books as a non-candy treat? A long as you don’t do like a comic book store did a few years age and give out an adult oriented book that was mixed in with the ones geared for kids, it can be a cool and different treat.

  • devis

    who gives tooth brushes for halloween?

    • ParusMajor

      Halloween trolls?

  • k
  • ParusMajor

    I love black liquorice and also salty liquorice. We love salty liquorice (aka salmiac liquorice) over here in the Nordic countries, as well as in the Netherlands and Northern Germany. The rest of the world seems to find it disgusting. I will never understand that, salty liquorice is delicious! 😀

  • Johnny Canuck

    now all you seem to get is mini chocolate bars and bags of chips

  • triton2toro

    Top 10 Worst Halloween Candy for Ruining Halloween- I’m not sure if anyone has mentioned it, but your title is a double negative. It should have been Top 10 Worst Halloween Candy for Halloween. The way the title reads, the candy listed would be the worst for ruining Halloween- in other words, if you were trying to ruin Halloween, what candy would be worst for that purpose?

  • Foster Jemini

    Wow, good job in reusing this list. I’m sure I’ve already seen this last year. Seriously.

    • Perhaps you didn’t read the editor’s note at the beginning where I wrote this was a re-posting. Seriously.

      And it was posted over the weekend so you still get your 5 new posts every week. Seriously.

      • ParusMajor

        I have noticed this, on this site as well as on some other sites (which I won’t mention since you don’t want me to send people to competing sites): People don’t read the actual list before posting a comment. I find that kind of silly. Why would you comment on something you just DIDN’T read?

        • It would save many arguments, that is for sure. I have mentioned many competing sites, so I don’t mind that anymore. I am comfortable in the product puts out. We have loyal readers. In fact, I am writing a top 10 list of list sites and will be personally ranking sites and will provide links to all the top 10 results.

          • ParusMajor

            Well, you can count on me as a loyal reader. I might still keep reading cracked and listverse as well, though. Sorry. 🙂

  • marick

    2. Whatever Those Orange and Black Things Are Called

    —-> my brother and I called these candies “Kiddie Tobacco”. We’d save them until the spring when all the snow melted, and then we’d go outside and play some catch/baseball. Growing up outside of Toronto, Pat Borders was the Jays’ catcher at the time, and we’d imitate the way he chewed and spat his tobacco. Stuff worked great for kiddies pretending to be in the big leagues. Of course, I’m a girl and our mother was quite appalled when she saw her two little angels in action out on the driveway.
    Good times!

  • notjebbush

    rofl pencils…… people should die seriously…

  • Turk

    Old cowboy in the very small village I lived in as a kid had no candy so he offered us beer and cigarettes, better then some of this nasty candy 🙂

    • ParusMajor

      Cool! Actually.. no pot, though? 😀

      • Turk

        Nah in that little crap hole town your best bet was to have your own!

  • Xaxion

    Oh, Necco Wafers. This reminds me of when I used to eat the colored chalk in school. I was sick for a year and nearly died.

  • Austin the Avid Film Freak

    Kinda disagree with this list. I’m in my 20’s and I LOVE black liquorice. For the most part this list is highly accurate with entertaining descriptions. But get your facts straight, I know plenty who love black liquorice and Tootsie Rolls.

    Kinda funny, I’m chewing on Smarties right now at work. And now I’m looking at them like; “What the hell was I thinking?”

  • imwityabuddy

    I love smarties. they are not chalky. But I do admit their gross when an annoying kid you know ( Who acts 5 years younger than their actual age) Makes them into “Candy juice”.

  • imwityabuddy

    Seriously, I alsoenjoy ringpops!

  • Martinho

    Thanks for this top 10 gem. I laughed so hard at work I cried and as a result made my friends around me do the same.

    Growing up in the GTA(greater toronto area) Canada, I am quite familiar with these “wonderful” treats. Candy Corn is one of the worst things you can ever put your mouth, I mean the shit is just rotten. #2 is the one that brought me to tears. In canada we call those halloween kisses, god knows why. They are harder than any known substance or material on this planet and taste like genocide. The look of defeat and horror in a childs face after eating one of those is one of lifes guilty pleasures.

  • Anna

    in Europe we love black liquorish ! (thats how i found this article)

    • Anonymous

      O really? In China we hate black liquorice!

  • Anonymous

    In 2012 Halloween, some guy who dressed up like Santa gave out pencils and $10 gift certificates for “Nelle’s Book Store”

  • Anonymous

    God gave us fingers. MOM says use your spoon. (I have no idea how this is on topic)

  • No

    Rocket are also know as sweet tart too.

  • No

    There are rocket and there are sweet tart

    • No

      They are very alike a lot

  • No

    #1 I kinda agree to any kinda not . Juice box are alright to give and so is energy drink too.
    Pencil and pen is a no-no will be great for Easter but not halloween .

    At my house in Canada we give out chocolate/candies and chip.

  • No

    Thank is way better in Canada than USA because it before halloween and it my least favourite holiday

    • No

      I mean thank giving is better in Canada then usa

  • No

    Disagree with#10

  • No

    Our Mountain Dew way better than mellow yellow

    • No

      That all eh! And goodnight!

  • No

    I like tootsie roll , all the Hersey , Reese pieces and resse peanut butter, milk choclate m&m. And skittle and rocket/ sweet tart . That was all favorite halloween candy and also ripple and wavy lay plain chip.

    Least favorite candies / candy apple, smarties , bubble gum, carrot that has sugar in it.

  • Rebecca

    those orange and black candies are called halloween kisses and they were my favourite other then chocolate!!!!!

  • Jeannine

    The black and orange things are called Molasses Kisses, and are made exactly as you described LOL! I hated those things! Look up Kerrs dot com

  • Gpenguin

    Good N Plenty are my favorite candies, im not sure of anyone that doesnt like them, you must have a really shady pallet.

  • zman420

    Ring pops/candy necklaces, chocolate coins and dubble bubble were always scores. rockets werent the worst either. anything wonka or bags of chip, as well as caramilks, coffee crisps and crispy crunch along with butterfinger were always my favorites though.

  • bit o honey is the worst.

    • I hate Mary Janes! Molasses and peanuts, blech

  • Steve C.

    Love Necco, Kit Kat, Peeps, Chowards (violet..:)), Butterfinger, Malted Milk balls, Hershey ANYTHING, Flicks, and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

    • Steve C.

      And the Circus Peanuts and anything chalky by Necco.

      Circus Peanuts are public domain candy (heck, they’ve been around since at least the mid-19th century), but it seems Melster and Spangler are THE two major makers of them. The differences is (1) Melster is usually sold in its own bags and Spangler is found in store brands or in Big Lots (the former Pic ‘n’ Save in USA and maybe other countries) as Queen City Candy/Sweet Treats, and in some major drug stores (“repackage” brands listed below)

      (2) Melster is mostly found in Dollar Tree, Rite-Aid, and Big Lots!, nee Pic ‘n’ Save, most frequently, and Spangler is in other stores, including the three major nationwide USA (and possibly Canada and some Mexico outlets) drug stores, with the aforementioned “off-brand names”:

      Spangler brand Circus Peanuts, and which store brands as whcih:
      Rite-AID (originally as Pantry, now, then for some reason the name changed sold as Grab(??)
      Walgreen’s (sold as Nice!)
      CVS/(sic)Pharmacy (Gold Emblem)

      Big Lots, as mentioned, sells them under the outside brand of Queen City which isn’t a store brand

      It’s Sugar (here in southern Cal. at Universal Citywalk and in Las Vegas as you enter the Venetian) sells Spangler’s in various flavors (standard banana orange color, lemon yellow, red punch, and vanilla marshmallow white).

      (3)Melster is the more “Circus Peanut” like, aka the artificial banana flavor, while Spangler is more barbecue flavored and they use pectin, which really may go a long way to explaiing the jelly like texture.

      (4) I identified Spangler as such by the stamp. They’ve been doing these since 1941. Melstr’s ite ha claimed to do them longer (Sathers and some others make Circus Peanuts as well).

      (all comments regarding Spangler as being somewhat different are simply meant as that, as they are still tasteful, and are written with ALL due respect to the fine company).

      BTW I love Good and Plenty..

      • Steve C.

        Oh..the Spangler candies stamp on their Circus Peanuts simply means like on many other candies, the imprint, no stamp or philatelic ref intended! 😀

  • Jim Brazier

    Ha!! I Googled “Halloween Molasses Candy” and came across this site. As I have been craving for that hard, chewy, molasses taste of item #2 and as it is getting near Halloween, I have beekeeping an eye out for it in the grocery stores. I’m now thinking they don’t make it anymore. I trick-or-treated in the ’50s &’60s in Scarborough, Ontario. I don’t especially like black liquorice (except for Liquorice Allsorts) like some of the other folks here, but I happily gobbled it down with the rest of the loot.. some of which appeared unidentifiable but it was a safer era back then.

  • tammy green

    2nd last candy is called Halloween kisses, and I actually loved them as a kid…but then again in the 70s, in rural Ontario, Canada, we also grew up where we went to farms and got homemade candy apples, fudge, etc… as ell as huge chocolate bars. But since you keep saying “in Canada”, I take it you are in the States and then this list makes sense….after all you guys did start the supersize revolution, and put together bacon and chocolate…

  • Bridget

    I give away 2 different kinds of Kit Kats (brown and white chocolate). It does kill me to give the brown ones away, but not the white kind. I think white chocolate should have been on the list! As for candy corn, young Michael Myers from the Halloween remake ate candy corn from his treat bag and then went on a killing spree. Coincidence? I think not!

  • stacey

    Mary Jane’s and peanut butter kisses were some of the best cndy that I’ve ever had. I grew up on penny candy and I’d rather have that over the junk that rots teeth nowadays.

  • Ggfhffbcghhtgh

    I think this is a ok article thoe I have seen a better article on the same topic and one of the candy was a lollipop with a real scorpion in the middle Yuck I would not want to eat one of those

  • bigg3469

    You forget Mary Janes. Those are the most dreadful candies to give out on Halloween.??
    And I’ve seen those black and orange wrapped candies but they were Peanut Butter Kisses not Molasses.