Prev: «   |   Next: »
  • Martin Fierro

    #10 Seriously, attacking Mcdonalds? i think it was a joke, but you just had to sucker punch.

  • Martin Fierro

    Karl Smallwood, did you have a popular surname in school?

    • ParusMajor

      I think Smallwood has already mentioned that in his earlier article. So you, Sir, are way too late to tease him, Mr. Fear-oh. 🙂

  • k

    awesome list, about time we had someone british post on here 8)

    • jason stone

      as an American..i find this list to be too British oriented…..see how annoying that sounds? lol…i’m completely joking….but seriously…

      • Thanks, Jason. I needed that. 😉

      • Lil’ Blind Batman Boy

        It is only annoying when it’s American oriented 😉

  • Clive

    That number one had a good message. Hopefully large scale world events like that are never forgotten.

  • ellis

    This article is BS. Where are your references?

    • The sources are linked in the article.

      • ThisListSux

        Right. Nearly all corporate media sources with a smattering of satire, humor, and of course, some “official” sites for pseudo-legitimacy.

      • Karl Smallwood

        I always source my work, because knowledge is power.

        Also because I wouldn’t get paid if I didn’t.

        • ThisListSux

          Yea, and most of your sources are garbage! I cant believe you actually get paid to write. If this is indicative of what this site qualifies as a list fit enough to post, then good bye top tenz

          • Chris

            When you find yourself bashing the sources of a random list on the internet, you know your life has gone down the drain. I feel sorry for you.

          • You are really having a bad day. Probably best if you read this list, it is truly the worst list on the site. I wrote it and I didn’t give one single source. You can criticize it as much as you like. Release your venom!

            http://www.toptenz.net/top-ten-hats.php

            • mangolover702

              nicely done!!! 🙂

  • canadaeh

    What about those that believe the Earth is hollow? Yep, they still exist and some of their beliefs involve aliens,race of lizard people.

  • Obeezy

    I served in the US Army on tanks and a funny belief us tankers all had was if you eat apricots or even had apricots on your tank before gunnery or manuevers or battle then something would go wrong.

    • FMH

      Really strange. I would understand it, if it were beans or onions.

  • jason stone

    i was completely surprised to see that people who believe the Holocaust never happened didn’t make the list…was glad to see the moon landing there and i thought that the 9/11 conspiracy needed a place but i get that it might be too soon for that…it was a great list and some of them are completely ridiculous.

    • FMH

      I guess both is to grim for this more lighthearted list.

  • Bob R

    Only 2% of Americans thought we gained our independence from France? I’m very surprised. I would expected that to be much higher. In fact, I expect that at least 5% believe we gained our independence from Mars. BTW, going outside to scream obscenities at the sky and eat meat is not limited to one day a year. It’s actually a pretty common occurrence.

  • Skylar

    I’m not one of those people who think Obama wasn’t born in the U.S. but I can tell you as a citizen of the state of Alabama that is an extremely wide spread belief, the surprising thing is that some democrats in Alabama accept that as fact too.

  • ParusMajor

    About #3: Witches actually do exist. I’m not saying they have any supernatural powers, but Wiccan practitioners sometimes do call their higher ranking members witches. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicca

    • Sam

      like moi 🙂
      We have Wiccans, Wiccan Witches (who combine Wicca and Witchcraft) and Witches who just practice witchcraft.

    • FMH

      Then god does exist, too. I know a man in an institution where I worked who thought he was god.

  • Dennis S

    Nobody knows where Obama was born including him. I’m not saying he wasn’t born in Hawaii but I don’t know that for a fact and neither does the one who wrote this list. Another possibility is Indonesia where he grew up with the last name of Soetero.

    • tim

      Sigh. *face palm* I feel sorry for you my good man.

      • Dennis S

        Tim, don’t feel sorry for me,buckshot-I’m a 71-year-old disabled veteran. I’m on my way out the door. Feel sorry for yourself and the country and the lunatics who voted this America- hating communist back into office. I doubt I’m around in 4 years and it’s just as well with me. I would hate to see the shambles my country is in 4 years from now with this clown still in office.Right now obama is back in Hawaii where his wife moochelle stayed–The bill for this yet another vacation is now over 5 million dollars. But you think he cares about you. Good luck my man.

        • lol

          C’mon, if we all wish hard enough, I think we can reduce that 4 years for the world’s sake.

          • Dennis

            Why don’t you try to do that yourself, Ahole?

            • lol

              Oh you scary mofo. I don’t hail from the land of fat guts and superiority complexes, so I can’t help you with your wish, lets allow nature to take it’s course.

              I must say, it’s a tad sad that you’d rather die than live because you have such hatred towards a politician. Let’s say he was the smartest and most gifted person on the planet, ended world poverty etc and the birth conspiracies were true, would it matter? I’m guessing it would, and that’s really sad.

            • Dennis

              Nature will take it’s course with you long before me. You think not? Six months,tops. When they give you the bad news,remember I told you. No big loss but adios anyway.

            • lol

              Six months? Why do u say that Confucius? I am much much much younger than you, are you going to exceed your own ability by an infinite amount and reach me yourself? What else could you mean, u said you’re on the way out, you must be confused, understandable. I said I don’t live where fatties and self hero worship dominate, even if I did, what ya gonna do? Nice avoidance of my quite pointed questions by the way.

              My initial comment was tongue in cheek, u weren’t able to determine that, hence my sadness about your irrational hatred of YOUR President and the democratic process that you fought for (or didn’t) which brought him to power. Or was it a conspiracy? The black vote and all, ya know all those US citizens that finally voted, damn them for choosing someone representative of themselves. Oh well, I can only hope you are not a twat in real life, cause the world can do without the attitudes you displayed in the initial comments.

              By the way, if you really think Obama is a communist, then you need to pay attention, read a book or 10, read a few real websites etc, you missed the point of communism by as far as the Tea Party do.

              I don’t actually wish you harm, hence the tongue in cheek comment…

          • Dennis

            Only in your dreams could you take me out,punk. If I were you,with what time I had left,I would use it constructively. For example why don’t you go back down in your parents basement bed with your 8X10 glossy of Harry Reid. Enjoy yourself with that. The clock is ticking and you know it. Denial is the first stage. Goodbye-Eternity is opening for you soon just as it will for all of us one day.

            • Dennis

              About 6 weeks left sleezeball.

            • lol

              Harry Reid? I know you are no spring chicken, but seriously how many times does someone need to tell you that they are not in any way connected to the US? Also, basements are not a thing here, so strike #1002.

            • lol

              Still alive, why did you lie to me so? I organized my funeral and everything yet I’m still here! Damn you Dennis!

    • lol

      Back to the original waffle, “Nobody knows where Obama was born including him”, nor do you I expect. Mexico, Canada, Cuba? Somewhere with universal health care I guess. Your birth certificate probably mentions somewhere in the continental US, but as you know these can be faked, hey Dennis…Kim?

      • lol

        Dennis Jong Un?

      • Dennis

        If you believe Obama was born in Hawaii,you’re too stupid to debate. Also you’re finished and you know it. They’ll probably eat you in the dirt poor village you crawl around in.

  • Sam

    Ahahaha as a Wiccan Witch, I probably believe in OTHER witches…
    Love this list!

    • ParusMajor

      You’re a Wiccan Witch? I would maybe like to converse with you… about… things… 🙂 Not here, though.

  • Edan

    Seriously, I remember a friend once trying to convince me that the moon landings were faked by the U.S government. I remember back then there was all this doctored footage of the moon landing where experts analysed the direction of the shadows, effects of gravity etc in the moon landing images and concluded that it’s a fake. I think they were eventually dis-proven.

  • SeanP

    Clip from an excellent episode of Mythbusters in which they debunked all kinds of moon landing hoax conspiracies:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wym04J_3Ls0

    • Sim

      Ha, ha .. MythBusters… ha, ha…

  • Dennis S

    Some people actually brlieve Hillary Clinto had a concussion and a bllod clot.

  • grace

    …belief in the paranormal =/= belief that witches/wizards are real… also how exactly has the existence of ghosts been debunked??

    • FMH

      What makes the belief in witches and wizards less believable than other paranormal things?
      And: You don’t need to “debunk” the existence of ghosts. Proving that something doesn’t exist is extremely difficult and sometimes impossible. For example: I claim that Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs were historical persons – you can’t prove that they weren’t. I would have to prove that they were by showing historical evidence.
      Nobody ever presented any good evidence for the existence of ghosts or presented a theory how they could exist according to physics at all. Until someone does, it’s safe to say that there are no ghosts.

  • tonydude

    There are a lot of argues about witches here…

  • Dennis

    This is the most ridiculous list this site has ever put out. Milk and eggs come from plants and we gained our independence from France? I’m 71-years-old and I have never met anyone who believed this nonsense. As far as where Obama was born,you have no idea where he was born and neither do I and neither does he. We only know what our parents tell us. I do know I was in Hawaii in 1961 (US Navy) and I didn’t see any wise men following a star. Maybe I was down in the boiler room on watch when they went by on their camels.You need new list writers.

  • filebyte

    for number 1, I believe that ww1 and the titanic were about the same time; it would be such a tragedy for people to stop believing this; but it will happen and that is sooo sad

  • James Green

    Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) is NOT a Natural Born Citizen and is therefore not qualified to be president. That’s a fact! He even admitted it when running for an Illinois Senate seat. I do not accept him as my president. And I am doing all in my power to have him arrested for fraud and treason.

    • Dennis

      You’re right, James. This guy shows up in Chicago with no past as a community organizer and then he’s a senator for 10 minutes and then president.This was all done with the monetary backing of America-hating communist,George Soros. Michelle Obama was raised by the Jesse Jackson family and brought to Chicago (with her 2 daughters) by Soros for a pre-arranged wedding. Everything about Obama is a lie. Money will buy anything and people will believe anything. It can easily be seen why the people drank the Kool-Aid that Jones passed around.

    • lol

      @James Green. Congratulations on your success so far with your have the President arrested endeavour. Seriously…most humourous…that was the intention wasn’t it? That and endearing yourself to Dennis the Hater of Democuracy.

      • Dennis Smith

        I had rather be Dennis who hates that the country is going under than lol the brain-dead slug. But perhaps you could come out of your stupor long enough to tell us what a democuracy is.

        • lol

          Oh so predictable, I knew you would point out my terrible typo, just didn’t think it would be so sad and so quickly, perhaps that is Obama’s problem, someone did a typo on his birth certificate…lol.

          Though I would have thought a grammar Nazi would have had an issue with his opening sentence.

      • James Green

        I am dead serious. As a Naval Officer, I swore an oath to defend and protect the US Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Barry Soetoro is an enemy to our Constitution and our liberty. And I am doing everything I can to get him arrested and tried for treason. I have spoken personally with several Senators and Congressmen who agree with this assessment. He is destroying our nation and he shouldn’t even be there! Anyone who disagrees is either clueless or a total socialist!

        • Kyle

          Even if you are not making this up, you are completely and utterly wasting your time.

        • lol

          That’s where I have an issue, you decide that someone is an enemy, ok, how so? If he was not born in the US, does that really make him an enemy of the state worthy of the death penalty? If he was not born in the US, there is a chance he doesn’t know it, still treason?

          As an outsider who lives in a country where country of birth is never a cause of treason, I say so fucking what! Many of us believe the best person for the job should get the job, what hospital someone was born in doesn’t matter. Why doesn’t it matter where he was conceived?

          By the way, this is separate to whether you think Obama is the best/worst man for the job, which I believe is the real reason for the theories, most of which are colour (see, non US spelling) related. If he was born in Chicago to parents who were siblings, does that make him a better candidate that a genius born across the border?

        • lol

          That’s where I have an issue, you decide that someone is an enemy, ok, how so? If he was not born in the US, does that really make him an enemy of the state worthy of the death penalty? If he was not born in the US, there is a chance he doesn’t know it, still treason?

          As an outsider who lives in a country where country of birth is never a cause of treason, I say so what! Many of us believe the best person for the job should get the job, what hospital someone was born in doesn’t matter. Why doesn’t it matter where he was conceived?

          By the way, this is separate to whether you think Obama is the best man for the job, which I believe is the real reason for the theories, most of which are colour (see, non US spelling) related. If he was born in Chicago to parents who were siblings, does that make him a better candidate that a genius born across the border?

  • Devonna

    Really #10 ummm there is NO such word as stupider so the next time you try and sound smart you should spell check just so you don’t sound like an ass okay

    • Shell Harris

      Sometimes we write tongue and cheek; sorry the attempt at humor missed its mark. We’ll try to do better next time.

  • Luke Betts

    When you say “people” surely you mean “idiots”