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    Saving Your Dog Before Your Wife, Because Doggies!

    Karl SmallwoodBy Karl SmallwoodAugust 19, 2013Updated:May 3, 20161 Comment1 Min Read
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    Dogs as they say, are man’s best friend. A title they have apparently earned by being so damn loveable people will rescue them before they rescue their own wives. Because a wife may be the person you promised to love forever, but a dog can be trained to fetch your slippers. You can’t replace that.

    "Sorry buddy, but I only lick my own balls, rescue your wife for that."
    “Sorry buddy, but I only lick my own balls, rescue your wife for that.”

    This is the choice an Englishman made a few months ago. When his yacht ran ashore (some people don’t have any luck, do they?) Graham Anley realised that his beloved dog, Rosie needed to be rescued. We’d like to point out that Rosie was in a specially made doggie life jacket and Anley’s wife was also in the water with him, right there, watching him choose in real time where his loyalties lay. Then again, who reading this wouldn’t make the same choice?


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    1 Comment

    1. Jonathan Reiter on August 20, 2013 1:56 pm

      Why not save BOTH? Jim Steinman and Dean Pitchford wrote the song that Bonnie Tyler sang about just such a quality… Like other bards have done done through the centuries…

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