This Contest is over.
Welcome to the second “Write a Caption Contest” on TopTenz. Last week we put a photograph of a llama living it up in New York and our readers came through with over 75 captions. This week we put the focus on a young boy, his mouth and some weird metal mouth stretcher. This photo practically writes its own caption. But let’s see what you can come up with anyway.
As with last week, the lucky winner will receive an Amazon gift card worth $50! (Make sure you are eligible to receive one.)
Contest Guidelines: Enter as often as you like by writing your caption in the comments below. We’ll take entries through Friday (August 3, 2012) and award the winner their gift card by email. Enter your correct email address so we can notify you.
The Boy Who Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut
“Now, Alfalfa, what did you say about wanting to be paid more than Spanky???
Winning Caption Submitted by Jonathan
Photograph found here.
71 Comments
“This will only take a mintue”
With a torture that bad, even Bruce Wayne wouldn’t resist becoming the joker.
You should have seen the before picture…
You got a perdy mouth!
The Big British Book of Smiles
Always love a Simpson’s reference.
The love of Candy
“Is it safe?”
Timmy, how many times have I told you NOT to floss with barbed wire!?
Hey…in do I get to inish i catain crunch and coke?
Now, Timmy, just lean back, relax and—HOLY SH*#!!!
Doctor: So, Jimmy, How’s school going this year?
We guarantee you’ll get the part to play Opie once we do just a bit of cosmetic surgery.
Another WIlly Wonka Tragedy unfolds…
Now say, “The fabulous frappe fizzed and flubbled five favorable flibbles.” 10 times and we will GIVE you that new bike!
::: MacQuiggan’s Bar-B-Q :: Where the burgers are so big, we hired a special staff to help you eat ’em!
The Victorian practice of teaching a young male to relate to his future Wife during child birth.
The rules to this odd Roman “rock toss” game were as follows…
Patent No. 40679 :: Early Medication Avoidance Control Clampons
And thanks to the quick thinking of the Doctor, they were able to remove his foot from his mouth with out surgery.
“I’ve changed my mind again; I think Mr. Ed SHOULD be a horse.”
“Leave the teeth, take the canoles!”
“I swear, i really DID see a wolf!!!”
“I told you, I AM smiling!!”
“Are you sure that girls like guys who smile more??”
“Now, Alfalfa, what did you say about wanting to be paid more than Spanky???”
“Wait ’til they get a load of me!”
I don’t care if your rock chompers are embarrassing you are going to smile for this picture and like it. The picture will hang on the fridge till you change your eating habits!
If you wanted to know what the guinea pig for “Pop Rocks looked like” . . . . .
Tooth Decay… The leading cause of legal child abuse worldwide.
HR Giger’s design for the original Alien movie deemed waaaaay too scary and told to make it more believable.
Doctor: “Ma’am this is going to reguire an immediate hysterectomy!” Kid: “Umm I’m here for braces”… Doctor: ” Oh, thats down stairs”.
“require”… I’m so embarrassed.
“I’ll always have work as the MAD magazine spokesman”..
“What do you mean it’s a ‘speculum’?”
“As you can see, the Ginger’s enamel is missing, just like his soul.”
Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care
The cover picture for this months edition of “UK Dentistry Monthly”
No novocaine. It dulls the senses.
hey charlie! bite me!
fruits and veggies — YES!
sweets and shiny metal objects — NO!
Meet the first human can-opener….and of course he’s British.
“I’m a Doctor not a Dentist!”
Hello Jimmy,
All your life you have been telling people to cheer up, well maybe now you can do a bit of smiling. You are attached to a device which will brake your jaw in 75 seconds unless you use a knife to get the key from inside your tongue.
Let the games begin!
“Ma’am i’m a gynecologist, but i’ll see what i can do”
Those are my LIPS sir! Not GUMMY WORMS!
“A smile will not make make your face look bright, your teeth do!”
This is what happens when you eat too much Halloween candy!
Fantastic treatment .
Austin Powers could not pass the initial Hogwarts physical
“Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?”.
Another child is sent back to the orphanage after failing to meet Ms Jolie’s requirements.
“So, how did you know he was British, doctor?”
Order now: British smile trainer hooks.
Are you SURE this is how Ron Howard got started?
Joker: “Wanna know how I got these scars?”
You should see the other guy…
This is what happens when you don’t smile when the dentist tells you…
Alfalfa–The early years.
You would think the dentist would know better than to try fixing a cavity with two wrenches.
Okay, okay, I’ll shtop compwaining about how tat LIBOR is wigged… I’ll pay your exworbitwant bank fwees… and I’ll wun up a big swudent loan I can’t afword!!!!!
Adam Sandler is getting desperate for smiles during his movies these days…
Get out of that if you can.
I may not have a beautiful smile, but I have a great dentist(I think)
!
“Yes grandma, I REALLY like the scarf you made me!”
What all Jack-O-Lanterns are based on…
Paul Harvey: “And that little boy__ grew up to Be… Terribly ugly… And now you know, the rest of the story, good day”
Doctor: “And this ladies and gentleman is why gingers shouldn’t breed”
The real story behind Banes mask…
HUH!. GROSS!!!… Freckles!
Jim Carrey – the formative years.