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    Smile Until It Hurts – You Write the Caption Contest

    TopTenzBy TopTenzJuly 28, 2012Updated:May 28, 201471 Comments1 Min Read
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    This Contest is over.

    Welcome to the second “Write a Caption Contest” on TopTenz. Last week we put a photograph of a llama living it up in New York and our readers came through with over 75 captions. This week we put the focus on a young boy, his mouth and some weird metal mouth stretcher. This photo practically writes its own caption. But let’s see what you can come up with anyway.

    As with last week, the lucky winner will receive an Amazon gift card worth $50! (Make sure you are eligible to receive one.)

    Contest Guidelines: Enter as often as you like by writing your caption in the comments below. We’ll take entries through Friday (August 3, 2012) and award the winner their gift card by email. Enter your correct email address so we can notify you.


    The Boy Who Should Have Kept His Mouth Shut

    dental-work-photo

    “Now, Alfalfa, what did you say about wanting to be paid more than Spanky???

    Winning Caption Submitted by Jonathan
    Photograph found here.

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    71 Comments

    1. James N on August 3, 2012 3:48 pm

      “This will only take a mintue”

    2. Hunter on August 3, 2012 1:13 pm

      With a torture that bad, even Bruce Wayne wouldn’t resist becoming the joker.

    3. Cole C on August 2, 2012 11:20 pm

      You should have seen the before picture…

    4. brian on August 2, 2012 9:38 pm

      You got a perdy mouth!

    5. jon on August 2, 2012 11:36 am

      The Big British Book of Smiles

      • TopTenz Master on August 2, 2012 11:48 am

        Always love a Simpson’s reference.

    6. Angel Ho on August 2, 2012 7:06 am

      The love of Candy

    7. Pat on August 1, 2012 6:19 pm

      “Is it safe?”

    8. Pat on August 1, 2012 5:09 pm

      Timmy, how many times have I told you NOT to floss with barbed wire!?

    9. Pat on August 1, 2012 5:06 pm

      Hey…in do I get to inish i catain crunch and coke?

    10. Pat on August 1, 2012 5:02 pm

      Now, Timmy, just lean back, relax and—HOLY SH*#!!!

    11. Pat on August 1, 2012 4:58 pm

      Doctor: So, Jimmy, How’s school going this year?

    12. Dennis on August 1, 2012 1:11 pm

      We guarantee you’ll get the part to play Opie once we do just a bit of cosmetic surgery.

    13. Christine on August 1, 2012 2:17 am

      Another WIlly Wonka Tragedy unfolds…

    14. Christine on August 1, 2012 2:10 am

      Now say, “The fabulous frappe fizzed and flubbled five favorable flibbles.” 10 times and we will GIVE you that new bike!

    15. Christine on August 1, 2012 2:08 am

      ::: MacQuiggan’s Bar-B-Q :: Where the burgers are so big, we hired a special staff to help you eat ’em!

    16. Christine on August 1, 2012 2:04 am

      The Victorian practice of teaching a young male to relate to his future Wife during child birth.

    17. Christine on August 1, 2012 2:01 am

      The rules to this odd Roman “rock toss” game were as follows…

    18. Christine on August 1, 2012 2:00 am

      Patent No. 40679 :: Early Medication Avoidance Control Clampons

    19. Christine on August 1, 2012 1:57 am

      And thanks to the quick thinking of the Doctor, they were able to remove his foot from his mouth with out surgery.

    20. Jonathan on July 31, 2012 4:00 pm

      “I’ve changed my mind again; I think Mr. Ed SHOULD be a horse.”

    21. Jonathan on July 31, 2012 3:56 pm

      “Leave the teeth, take the canoles!”

    22. Jonathan on July 31, 2012 3:45 pm

      “I swear, i really DID see a wolf!!!”

    23. Jonathan on July 31, 2012 3:41 pm

      “I told you, I AM smiling!!”

    24. Jonathan on July 31, 2012 3:35 pm

      “Are you sure that girls like guys who smile more??”

    25. Jonathan on July 31, 2012 3:34 pm

      “Now, Alfalfa, what did you say about wanting to be paid more than Spanky???”

    26. Jonathan on July 31, 2012 3:31 pm

      “Wait ’til they get a load of me!”

    27. Staci on July 31, 2012 3:11 pm

      I don’t care if your rock chompers are embarrassing you are going to smile for this picture and like it. The picture will hang on the fridge till you change your eating habits!

    28. William on July 31, 2012 2:26 pm

      If you wanted to know what the guinea pig for “Pop Rocks looked like” . . . . .

    29. Brian on July 31, 2012 1:25 pm

      Tooth Decay… The leading cause of legal child abuse worldwide.

    30. YeahThatGuy on July 31, 2012 12:08 pm

      HR Giger’s design for the original Alien movie deemed waaaaay too scary and told to make it more believable.

    31. Tom Williams on July 31, 2012 12:52 am

      Doctor: “Ma’am this is going to reguire an immediate hysterectomy!” Kid: “Umm I’m here for braces”… Doctor: ” Oh, thats down stairs”.

      • Tom Williams on August 4, 2012 1:35 am

        “require”… I’m so embarrassed.

    32. Mari Stuart on July 31, 2012 12:32 am

      “I’ll always have work as the MAD magazine spokesman”..

    33. Mark on July 31, 2012 12:20 am

      “What do you mean it’s a ‘speculum’?”

    34. Peggy Lange on July 30, 2012 10:07 pm

      “As you can see, the Ginger’s enamel is missing, just like his soul.”

    35. ashley houston on July 30, 2012 10:06 pm

      Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care

    36. ed on July 30, 2012 1:53 pm

      The cover picture for this months edition of “UK Dentistry Monthly”

    37. Gene M on July 30, 2012 1:18 pm

      No novocaine. It dulls the senses.

    38. Roberto Salazar on July 30, 2012 1:04 pm

      hey charlie! bite me!

    39. tungaw01 on July 30, 2012 1:02 pm

      fruits and veggies — YES!
      sweets and shiny metal objects — NO!

    40. Buffy on July 30, 2012 12:20 pm

      Meet the first human can-opener….and of course he’s British.

    41. Clyde Johnson on July 30, 2012 8:31 am

      “I’m a Doctor not a Dentist!”

    42. mar on July 30, 2012 6:57 am

      Hello Jimmy,
      All your life you have been telling people to cheer up, well maybe now you can do a bit of smiling. You are attached to a device which will brake your jaw in 75 seconds unless you use a knife to get the key from inside your tongue.
      Let the games begin!

    43. josue on July 29, 2012 11:27 pm

      “Ma’am i’m a gynecologist, but i’ll see what i can do”

    44. KKK on July 29, 2012 8:30 pm

      Those are my LIPS sir! Not GUMMY WORMS!

    45. Vasiliy on July 29, 2012 5:59 pm

      “A smile will not make make your face look bright, your teeth do!”

    46. Monica Young on July 29, 2012 9:09 am

      This is what happens when you eat too much Halloween candy!

    47. Murari lal Vishwakarma on July 29, 2012 7:20 am

      Fantastic treatment .

    48. Kent on July 29, 2012 6:24 am

      Austin Powers could not pass the initial Hogwarts physical

    49. Michael Lubell on July 28, 2012 9:29 pm

      “Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?”.

    50. Mark on July 28, 2012 6:53 pm

      Another child is sent back to the orphanage after failing to meet Ms Jolie’s requirements.

    51. Mark on July 28, 2012 6:50 pm

      “So, how did you know he was British, doctor?”

    52. FMH on July 28, 2012 6:25 pm

      Order now: British smile trainer hooks.

    53. Steve Watt on July 28, 2012 5:42 pm

      Are you SURE this is how Ron Howard got started?

    54. namorillo on July 28, 2012 5:29 pm

      Joker: “Wanna know how I got these scars?”

    55. ifoundyou37 on July 28, 2012 3:07 pm

      You should see the other guy…

    56. ifoundyou37 on July 28, 2012 2:39 pm

      This is what happens when you don’t smile when the dentist tells you…

    57. Dennis on July 28, 2012 2:31 pm

      Alfalfa–The early years.

    58. sadiztic on July 28, 2012 2:07 pm

      You would think the dentist would know better than to try fixing a cavity with two wrenches.

    59. PragmaticStatistic on July 28, 2012 12:08 pm

      Okay, okay, I’ll shtop compwaining about how tat LIBOR is wigged… I’ll pay your exworbitwant bank fwees… and I’ll wun up a big swudent loan I can’t afword!!!!!

    60. HiImRyan on July 28, 2012 11:48 am

      Adam Sandler is getting desperate for smiles during his movies these days…

    61. jan on July 28, 2012 9:22 am

      Get out of that if you can.

    62. Pilocarpine on July 28, 2012 8:47 am

      I may not have a beautiful smile, but I have a great dentist(I think)
      !

    63. Peter on July 28, 2012 3:04 am

      “Yes grandma, I REALLY like the scarf you made me!”

    64. ? on July 28, 2012 2:25 am

      What all Jack-O-Lanterns are based on…

    65. Tom Williams on July 28, 2012 1:36 am

      Paul Harvey: “And that little boy__ grew up to Be… Terribly ugly… And now you know, the rest of the story, good day”

    66. Tom Williams on July 28, 2012 1:22 am

      Doctor: “And this ladies and gentleman is why gingers shouldn’t breed”

    67. Tom Williams on July 28, 2012 1:20 am

      The real story behind Banes mask…

    68. Tom Williams on July 28, 2012 1:18 am

      HUH!. GROSS!!!… Freckles!

    69. Jim Ciscell on July 28, 2012 1:03 am

      Jim Carrey – the formative years.

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