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  • Whatsit2you

    There is a difference between a ginger and a redhead.

    I’ve dyed my hair RED lots, but never the orange hue of a ginger.

  • Lilith

    Lol, great list. I’m a brunette, but my husband has red hair and your points are absolutely true (especially the one about the temper and how they are in bed!) He’s also a wonderful person and my best friend. Hooray for redheads!

  • 277Volt

    “our women are absolute firecrackers in bed and once you go red, all other girls might as well be dead”

    Truest statement ever.

    • Anonymous

      So true.

  • Jimbo

    I am surprised they left off how powerful their genes are.

  • Lee Standberry

    My new “best” top ten list – hilarious!

  • marc

    #2. Ha ha. Ginger snaps. chuckle.

  • Zach Gillette

    Even if you win in this life, we win in the next because you have no souls.

  • TruStory

    ummmm….if Carrot Top is used as as a representative…chances are you fail.

  • RedHead Fred

    Best TopTenz list of the year so far. Absolutely and thoroughly funny and enjoyable. Thank you!

  • This long-legged, blue-eyed, all natural ginger agrees 100%!

    By the way, who’s that stone fox in point #8? Some dude in a wig, most like. 😉

  • Turk

    I have a cousin who is a ginger with curly hair and is about 6’1″. He taught in Japan for about a year and he said every day on the train ride to and from work he would be submersed in a sea of shorter straight black haired people which he stuck out like a soar (you know what) in. He told me on average he would have around 100+ people ask him if they could touch his hair every day. Great list btw.

    • Thanks for the chuckle, Turk. One of the funnier comments I have read on toptenz.

  • Redhead Metalhead

    I’m ginger, but I despise any sort of us versus them mentality. Not that I like being made fun of, but most of that stuff I got was back when I was in elementary, middle, and high school, and if anything, I prefer to spread a more peaceful message as opposed to a more vengeful perspective.

    So, frankly, I hate this article (if it’s being serious, of course).

    • AwsmRed3

      I regret to inform you that you will not be used an a breeder when we gingers enslave all of mankind. Have a nice day!

  • cmonster the zombie

    Not mentioned was a supposedly scientific fact that redheaded women feel pain more than blondes or brunettes. Might be a disadvantage when involved in a catfight for dominance.

    Frankly I hope the redheads get their takeover. Zombies such as I prefer redheads. Y’all taste like Popeye’s spicy chicken.

    Delish!!!!

    • katty1

      I’ve never heard of this fact. I’ve been in physical altercations (that sounds better) with both blondes and brunettes and pain hasn’t been a disadvantage. Especially with blondes. If anything they seem to be the ones with the disadvantage. Also, I’ve NEVER had one with another Ginger.

      • cmonster the zombie

        I wish I could remember where I’d seen that pain-info-thing. Seems like it was on a documentary and even on a list somewhere, but my deteriorating brain cannot recall. I do know I’ve always preferred redheads and cannot think of any I’ve known to be insane or unlikable. Most have been true sweethearts.

  • brian

    I hope you dont take any of this seriously—-it it filled with myths.

    • AwsmRed3

      Totally. I get by with SPF 15.

  • Samantha

    As the mother of a pistol of a redhead ( he’s three) are there any books or anything that you know of that I can read to him to help him understand why he has red hair? Apparently some punk ass brats at school told him his hair was evil and weird. Poor little angel doesnt understand and it breaks my heart. I’m blond and my hubs is a brunette. Noone in our immediate family is a redhead so it makes it difficult for him to understand. He is the absolute cutest thing ever and his hair color is part of what makes him so cute. but kids can be so cruel to one another.

    • katty1

      I can’t remember the name of the guy, but he has a whole line of books. The books already written are about being bullied, maybe he’s written something that can help you. GOOGLE…”Ginger Ninja”. Good luck!

    • D

      Kids can be cruel, no getting around that. I took a bunch of crap until middle school, when I knocked out 3 teeth of a kid who told me that I lost at the game of life when I was born a redhead. I see that there’s a “kick a redhead” day now, great. FYI to all of you out there, we are the most violent angry bunch you will ever meet when wronged, so please come try to kick us. Now the only people who really still call me ginger etc are short guys trying to make themselves feel better after I steal their women. Tell your son that he’s a lucky member of the 1%, and that they are just jealous. When he gets older the red fire will emerge and it won’t matter. The only thing women tell me now is that I look like the guy from Homeland, not a bad thing. Red Power!!!!

  • datdemdar

    Carrot Top after botched face surgery is downright ugly. Maybe him becoming a Skin Head would be less horrible.

  • Ellisynn

    So true :). I have darker red hair now, but I was born a ginger and I still have all of the attitude attributes 😉 and I love it. Awesomest top 10 ever. My fav was number 1. Muahahahahaha.

  • Israel

    hahah im mexican but Im naturally redhead,,,,,
    since my first lenguage its spanish im not sure about the difference between ginger and redhead,,,
    i thought it was 2 ways for the same adjetive,,,,,

  • Justin

    Reason 0: We are descended from some of the most awesome warriors on the planet! Not the Irish and Scots – the largest percentage of redheads are descended from the Norse, or as most people know them, the Vikings!

  • Pandora

    There’s a difference between gingers and redheads. I have 2 brothers who are gingers and my mom is a ginger as well. They’re all nuts and overly emotional.

  • Maybe, Yes

    I’m black but I find redhead and blonde men VERY attractive! (Jason, call me…..)

  • Catherine

    Ginger dudes are the best looking boys on earth! I would only date redheads if I could, they always look like they smell and taste good.

  • Tom

    Been married to a redhead for 37 years and NEVER needed Viagra.

  • Jena

    I hate this.
    Gingers are sexy! Look at Ed Sheeran
    Also,theres to cute ginger guy at my school,but lets not talk about that

  • Leigh

    I take issue with women who dye their hair red it pisses me off to no end, I do not find it flattering and here is the reasoning behind my anger. She did not earn the battle scars that we redheads have, I have had spit balls hurled into my hair, countless ugly remarks about my hair. So, here is a message to all those dye jobs out there “You did not earn the right to wear that red hair” and no you cannot imitate the fire that comes from being born a redhead!

    • Stephanie

      Ha ha ha!!! I agree with you 100%!! Being one of very few redheads in my entire school (elementary through high), the kids were HORRIBLE!

    • dgsdsh

      imitation is the highest form of flattery honey. They can’t help not being ginger so try to be nicer to them

  • Inga

    I despise redheads, because they are mean for no reason at all. They use brunettes as “friends” to hang out with, just because they want to be noticed.I never saw a ginger, hang around with another ginger. Why is that? I had a redhead boyfriend, and he was an awful person . he hated other people and other people hated him in return. I was so glad to break up with him.I will never date another redhead/ginger again. I am glad, there is only2% left. They are devils.If a blonde marries another blonde or a blonde marries a brunette, maybe this will stamp out the redhead gene. I am a blonde and Viking/Irish combination, And will only date blonde or brunette men. They are a nicer sexier type of man.

    • CBomb

      Yep, one of the dumbest comments I’ve ever read on here. I hope you know, your Irish heritage almost assures you have the recessive red hair gene in your DNA. The rampant racism comes from deeper within though.

      I am brunette with ginger undertones. I like… people… cause people, no matter color (skin or hair) are amazing and interesting things. Morons however, that’s a gene we need to ‘stomp’ out because they are starting to take over, and as the statement goes, “Beware of stupid people in great numbers.”

    • Uhuh

      The red-head gene’s recessive honey so you’ll marry your perfect blonde hubby, have a perfect blonde child and then BOOM ginger grand babies. We’re like cockroaches, WE WILL NEVER DIE!!

    • D

      Don’t worry Inga, we have no interest in you at all, you seem like a gross person. Your old boyfriend was probably angry he couldn’t get a hot nice girl who was a decent person, and had to settle for you.

    • Clarke

      If people were nicer in general to redheads they would be nice back, Irish gene… Good luck with that I hope you have ginger babies lol maybe then you will understand why your ex hated people

  • Inga

    sorry about what i said about the 2%.That was mean. Redheads are o.k. My ex-boyfriend was not

    • D

      You said it, stand by it Inga. You too should watch “born free” by MIA, you’ll love it. You’re a mean hateful racist person, stand by it.

  • Bill

    I’m ginger, I have resistance to pain and anger issues, so yeah. COME AT ME BRO!!!

  • Darius

    Well I’m a ginger and I don’t remember ever using any sunscreen . But I do believe if the end of the world were to come we’ll be the 2 % surviving

  • Ambrose

    I agree you redheads are smoking hot. And I even love a few and their children. But I’m the rule and you the exception. Fight your annihilation for as long as possible. When the sun heats up we darker races will do what we’ve always done…create more culture to be stolen when your genes are extracted again. Phoenix crass witches… Adopted children, hns and Neanderthals have been mixing forever. Let my original strain duke it out with yours in the bedroom. Come let’s be civilized andw can make it oh so quick. No hate, just love and peaceful reintegration. Annihilate us all and survive only to become exactly what we are and carry around memory of your deeds against your mothes and fathers, while we reincarnate in your children knowing what you did.

  • mikewisesux

    My ex bf was a redhead til he went bald and grey. He’s a narcissistic sociopath. His daughter has red hair and she’s always been promiscuous. She has a readheaded daughter and the child is mean and out of control, throwing things in the toilet, knocking over the garbage can, etc. All 3 of them were juvenile delinquent, misbehaved, monster children. Sadly each generation has gotten progressively worse. They are the definition of evil redheads

    • D

      Oh, and go watch the video by artist MIA called “born free”, you’ll love it. Maybe you can be like one of the cops in the video some day.

    • Clarke

      theres a blonde woman with a family of four blonde kids who she doesn’t feed when her youngest was 2 he would be sat in a push chair in his own filth for hours as she gambled. They have been taken off her. Bad blonde. Her eldest son is in prison. The other two boys do nothing but drugs and her little blonde girl is a hooker… Must be because they are blonde. My brother is also blonde and went to prison for theft. Also because he is blonde. And just to get my point across.. My elderly uncle was robbed last Christmas and when they caught the guy he was blonde… No probs with them gingers tho.

  • FunnyTrickster

    I don’t know why, but I’ve suddenly had the urge to want a girlfriend who’s ginger.

    And I want ginger kids

    I’m not ginger myself however

  • Omar

    I like ginger chicks but I also like my mexican-american chicks.

  • fasewfaewfewaq

    This is one funeee article! I like your sense of humour! 🙂 Really don’t understand why ginger abuse would have exist. Gingers are beautiful and unique. People who hate gingers probaly hate them out of jealousy.

  • Penguin

    Orange hair is best hair. Even though as a young kid, I wanted blonde hair/blue eyes, in 2nd grade i had a crush on a red head boy, and then i forgot about my liking redheads until early this year. But I love accents, specifically Scottish/English ones, followed by German ones. and Gingers are soooo adorable as kids/ attractive as adults.

    Granted if i am ever with someone, I’d prefer a nice personality over a nice appearance.

    I don’t understand why people wouldn’t like redheads.. maybe xenophobia? who cares, they are hot to me :))

  • Asuigeneris1

    I was born a redhead, then my hair turned towhead…as I got older, it became darker blond underneath. Now it is several colors, all natural…I call it “ish” colored, reddish, blondish, brownish. Flaky hair, for a flighty girl. LOL

  • Lawrence

    Gingers are the most alluring women. I don’t know why I’m so incredibly attracted to them. I myself am dark haired and of Italian ancestry and have always dated women of Irish ancestry. My XGF is a natural Ginger and was some of the best sex I’ve ever had. She was half Italian half German so that increased the edginess she has. On top of that she’s an Aquarius / Pisces and I’m a Leo which is a freaky combo in the bedroom and all the other places we had in mind. 2 previous girls that I’ve dated were Gingers one Scorpio and one was Aries. Both were fun relationships that grew me as a man. This last one however has been a tumultuous roller coaster and has stretched my limitations and shown me my weaknesses and some odd strengths that become incredibly useful when dealing with this much craziness. I have to admit I enjoyed the challenges of this fire tempered ginger. She still says she likes my crazy and we talk often. I think the Gingers have me hooked.