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  1. Whatsit2you at |

    There is a difference between a ginger and a redhead.

    I’ve dyed my hair RED lots, but never the orange hue of a ginger.

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  2. Lilith at |

    Lol, great list. I’m a brunette, but my husband has red hair and your points are absolutely true (especially the one about the temper and how they are in bed!) He’s also a wonderful person and my best friend. Hooray for redheads!

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  3. 277Volt at |

    “our women are absolute firecrackers in bed and once you go red, all other girls might as well be dead”

    Truest statement ever.

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  4. Jimbo at |

    I am surprised they left off how powerful their genes are.

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  5. Lee Standberry at |

    My new “best” top ten list – hilarious!

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  6. marc at |

    #2. Ha ha. Ginger snaps. chuckle.

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  7. Zach Gillette at |

    Even if you win in this life, we win in the next because you have no souls.

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  8. TruStory at |

    ummmm….if Carrot Top is used as as a representative…chances are you fail.

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  9. RedHead Fred at |

    Best TopTenz list of the year so far. Absolutely and thoroughly funny and enjoyable. Thank you!

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  10. Scarlett at |

    This long-legged, blue-eyed, all natural ginger agrees 100%!

    By the way, who’s that stone fox in point #8? Some dude in a wig, most like. ;)

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    1. TopTenz Master at |

      I’m guessing you know the author?

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  11. Turk at |

    I have a cousin who is a ginger with curly hair and is about 6’1″. He taught in Japan for about a year and he said every day on the train ride to and from work he would be submersed in a sea of shorter straight black haired people which he stuck out like a soar (you know what) in. He told me on average he would have around 100+ people ask him if they could touch his hair every day. Great list btw.

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    1. TopTenz Master at |

      Thanks for the chuckle, Turk. One of the funnier comments I have read on toptenz.

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  12. Redhead Metalhead at |

    I’m ginger, but I despise any sort of us versus them mentality. Not that I like being made fun of, but most of that stuff I got was back when I was in elementary, middle, and high school, and if anything, I prefer to spread a more peaceful message as opposed to a more vengeful perspective.

    So, frankly, I hate this article (if it’s being serious, of course).

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    1. AwsmRed3 at |

      I regret to inform you that you will not be used an a breeder when we gingers enslave all of mankind. Have a nice day!

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  13. cmonster the zombie at |

    Not mentioned was a supposedly scientific fact that redheaded women feel pain more than blondes or brunettes. Might be a disadvantage when involved in a catfight for dominance.

    Frankly I hope the redheads get their takeover. Zombies such as I prefer redheads. Y’all taste like Popeye’s spicy chicken.

    Delish!!!!

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    1. katty1 at |

      I’ve never heard of this fact. I’ve been in physical altercations (that sounds better) with both blondes and brunettes and pain hasn’t been a disadvantage. Especially with blondes. If anything they seem to be the ones with the disadvantage. Also, I’ve NEVER had one with another Ginger.

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      1. cmonster the zombie at |

        I wish I could remember where I’d seen that pain-info-thing. Seems like it was on a documentary and even on a list somewhere, but my deteriorating brain cannot recall. I do know I’ve always preferred redheads and cannot think of any I’ve known to be insane or unlikable. Most have been true sweethearts.

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        1. TopTenz Master at |
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          1. cmonster the zombie at |

            How on Earth could I have forgotten anything with Kari Byron!? Thanks for jogging my peanut! I remember the episode now.
            (*whew* Thought I’d lost my mind…)

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  14. brian at |

    I hope you dont take any of this seriously—-it it filled with myths.

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    1. AwsmRed3 at |

      Totally. I get by with SPF 15.

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  15. Samantha at |

    As the mother of a pistol of a redhead ( he’s three) are there any books or anything that you know of that I can read to him to help him understand why he has red hair? Apparently some punk ass brats at school told him his hair was evil and weird. Poor little angel doesnt understand and it breaks my heart. I’m blond and my hubs is a brunette. Noone in our immediate family is a redhead so it makes it difficult for him to understand. He is the absolute cutest thing ever and his hair color is part of what makes him so cute. but kids can be so cruel to one another.

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    1. katty1 at |

      I can’t remember the name of the guy, but he has a whole line of books. The books already written are about being bullied, maybe he’s written something that can help you. GOOGLE…”Ginger Ninja”. Good luck!

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  16. datdemdar at |

    Carrot Top after botched face surgery is downright ugly. Maybe him becoming a Skin Head would be less horrible.

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  17. Ellisynn at |

    So true :). I have darker red hair now, but I was born a ginger and I still have all of the attitude attributes ;) and I love it. Awesomest top 10 ever. My fav was number 1. Muahahahahaha.

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  18. Israel at |

    hahah im mexican but Im naturally redhead,,,,,
    since my first lenguage its spanish im not sure about the difference between ginger and redhead,,,
    i thought it was 2 ways for the same adjetive,,,,,

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  19. Justin at |

    Reason 0: We are descended from some of the most awesome warriors on the planet! Not the Irish and Scots – the largest percentage of redheads are descended from the Norse, or as most people know them, the Vikings!

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  20. Pandora at |

    There’s a difference between gingers and redheads. I have 2 brothers who are gingers and my mom is a ginger as well. They’re all nuts and overly emotional.

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  21. Maybe, Yes at |

    I’m black but I find redhead and blonde men VERY attractive! (Jason, call me…..)

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  22. Catherine at |

    Ginger dudes are the best looking boys on earth! I would only date redheads if I could, they always look like they smell and taste good.

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  23. Tom at |

    Been married to a redhead for 37 years and NEVER needed Viagra.

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  24. Jena at |

    I hate this.
    Gingers are sexy! Look at Ed Sheeran
    Also,theres to cute ginger guy at my school,but lets not talk about that

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  25. Leigh at |

    I take issue with women who dye their hair red it pisses me off to no end, I do not find it flattering and here is the reasoning behind my anger. She did not earn the battle scars that we redheads have, I have had spit balls hurled into my hair, countless ugly remarks about my hair. So, here is a message to all those dye jobs out there “You did not earn the right to wear that red hair” and no you cannot imitate the fire that comes from being born a redhead!

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    1. Stephanie at |

      Ha ha ha!!! I agree with you 100%!! Being one of very few redheads in my entire school (elementary through high), the kids were HORRIBLE!

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  26. Inga at |

    I despise redheads, because they are mean for no reason at all. They use brunettes as “friends” to hang out with, just because they want to be noticed.I never saw a ginger, hang around with another ginger. Why is that? I had a redhead boyfriend, and he was an awful person . he hated other people and other people hated him in return. I was so glad to break up with him.I will never date another redhead/ginger again. I am glad, there is only2% left. They are devils.If a blonde marries another blonde or a blonde marries a brunette, maybe this will stamp out the redhead gene. I am a blonde and Viking/Irish combination, And will only date blonde or brunette men. They are a nicer sexier type of man.

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  27. Inga at |

    sorry about what i said about the 2%.That was mean. Redheads are o.k. My ex-boyfriend was not

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  28. Bill at |

    I’m ginger, I have resistance to pain and anger issues, so yeah. COME AT ME BRO!!!

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  29. Darius at |

    Well I’m a ginger and I don’t remember ever using any sunscreen . But I do believe if the end of the world were to come we’ll be the 2 % surviving

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  30. Ambrose at |

    I agree you redheads are smoking hot. And I even love a few and their children. But I’m the rule and you the exception. Fight your annihilation for as long as possible. When the sun heats up we darker races will do what we’ve always done…create more culture to be stolen when your genes are extracted again. Phoenix crass witches… Adopted children, hns and Neanderthals have been mixing forever. Let my original strain duke it out with yours in the bedroom. Come let’s be civilized andw can make it oh so quick. No hate, just love and peaceful reintegration. Annihilate us all and survive only to become exactly what we are and carry around memory of your deeds against your mothes and fathers, while we reincarnate in your children knowing what you did.

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  31. mikewisesux at |

    My ex bf was a redhead til he went bald and grey. He’s a narcissistic sociopath. His daughter has red hair and she’s always been promiscuous. She has a readheaded daughter and the child is mean and out of control, throwing things in the toilet, knocking over the garbage can, etc. All 3 of them were juvenile delinquent, misbehaved, monster children. Sadly each generation has gotten progressively worse. They are the definition of evil redheads

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