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  • Steve

    I may never sleep again.

  • David

    HA! my memory foam mattress topper is Antimicrobial and bed bug resistant. suck on that, micro-demons

  • freethinker9761

    Man, I thought the old urban legend of swallowing spiders in your sleep was bad, this article made me itch just reading it! I’ll have to share this, there’s no way I’m going to be paranoid alone in this! LOL LOL

  • 277Volt

    My recommendation?

    Constant ridiculously high BAC (1st layer chemical warfare) and plenty of spicy pork rind farts (2nd layer chemical warfare). Any bedbug that can live through my average BAC and a dutch-oven of spicy pork rind poots has earned not only my blood but my respect.

    • freethinker9761

      277Volt, that has got to be one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard of! I’d substitute spicy pork rinds for a spice beef and bean burrito! BWA HA HA HA!

      • 277Volt

        Yum yum! Great pointer! Although if they survive that nothing kills like a good strong curry especially with coconut milk.

        • freethinker9761

          Right on man! 😀

  • ParusMajor

    If you want to know another disturbing fact, look up “traumatic insemination”. That’s how bed bugs reproduce.

    • 277Volt

      Wow. Apparently there is absolutely nothing remotely warm or fuzzy about these creatures.

  • Vicky

    MRSA (methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus) is a bacterium and not a virus. Furthermore, antibiotics do not work on viruses. I just wanted to let you know.

  • Tom

    A lot of this is just putting bits and pieces of truth together to make a list. House wide heat treatment can kill them. They don’t transmit diseases, and you can take control of the situation a lot faster and easier than this story would have you believe. Fear doesn’t make it so.