5 Responses

  1. Elizabeth at |

    Well done, Jason. I needed a chuckle this morning!

  2. RoboChef at |

    I liked the list, but I have to point out that most cheeses are lactose- free, as the ripening process uses up almost all of the the lactose. If you prefer aged cheeses, then the amount of lactose is even smaller, close to none…

  3. af at |

    Puerility =/= comedy

  4. Michael at |

    I did some more research on right whales, and it turns out that they have 9 foot long penises.
    Now that is something you wouldn’t want to run into.

  5. Someguy at |

    Oh God, the SMELL from that 1,000 lb guy! I’d rather deal with that cheese wheel under an August sun.


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