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  1. Tanya Bennett
    Tanya Bennett at |

    Oh that made me giggle out loud, I wish I had written that list!

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    1. Deb
      Deb at |

      How about French Lick, Indiana

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  2. heather
    heather at |

    brilliant list, I thought it was hilarious 🙂

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  3. galen
    galen at |

    Haha way to go pennsylvania to make it on the list three times! Good research into the names who ever made this list. I've been to intercourse pennsylvania, it's a big amish town, and they play up the intercourse name like you wouldn't believe. I bought a shirt that says I heart Intercourse….Pa.

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    1. Shailee
      Shailee at |

      Lol..I Heart Intercourse. That’s awesome.

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  4. bob blathers
    bob blathers at |

    Um..Virginville is good, but nearby where I live in Southern Utah is a small town just simply called "Virgin" which is right next to the "Virgin River" which is ironic because both the town and the river are the two dirtiest places in the county.

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  5. Shelly
    Shelly at |

    There is also a place called "Empty, Georgia" and "Needmore, Georgia". Not to mention some interesting cities that have spanish names… "Punta Gorda, Florida" translation: Punta is Spanish for "point" or in some spanish dialects the profane word "bit**"…"Gorda" is the feminine form of the adjective meaning "fat". Then there is "Los Banos, California" and Los Banos means "the restroom" in Spanish. So if you ever see any hispanic people snickering about something we say…you know why! They may consider Americans to be rather strange considering our choice in names for our cities! haha 🙂

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    1. Hector
      Hector at |

      Punta means “point/tip” in all forms of spanish, the curse for “b***h” that you’re thinking of is actually spelled “puneta”

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    2. Mel
      Mel at |

      Ok, both of you are incorrect about the word “punta”. “Punta,” in every Spanish-speaking country is “point.”

      The word “puneta” is vulgar, but it does not mean “b**ch.” The word for b**ch is “puta”, without the “n”.

      Please, if you don’t know Spanish very well, don’t try to define or describe Spanish words without first doing your research.

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      1. TheRealMel
        TheRealMel at |

        simmer down, mel

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      2. TheRealMel
        TheRealMel at |

        simmer down, mel. you are getting all sorts of worked up.

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      3. Loida Cotto
        Loida Cotto at |

        Great, you arr oartly correct. Punta can mean point. It has variois translations…stitch as in sew. Puñeta in some hispanic cultures is vulgar. However in other hispanic/latino cultures puñeta is the cuff of a man’s shirt. Thus the vulgar act can get involved. In addition, you are 100% correct in stating to others, if you don’t know, do not make it fact.

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  6. Brian
    Brian at |

    What about Climax, MI?

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  7. Obvious
    Obvious at |

    What about Lynchburg, Virginia?

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    1. Beckie
      Beckie at |

      The city of Lynchburg got its name from it’s founder, John Lynch, who at 17 established a ferry across the James river which opened the way for commerce and growth of the area. It has absolutely nothing to do with lynchings!!! By the way…it’s a great city nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains…world renowned sites, exciting outdoor recreation and more…check us out at http://www.discoverlynchburg.org and come for a visit.

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  8. Dan
    Dan at |

    Pennsylvania has a few other honorable mentions:

    – Slippery Rock

    – Muddy Creek

    – Weedville

    – Mars

    – Big Beaver

    – Dubois (pronounced "Do-Boys")

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  9. Char
    Char at |

    I love my state.

    Don't forget Hicksville, Pennsylvania.

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    1. Andrea
      Andrea at |

      There is a Hicksville in New York also!

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  10. j.b.
    j.b. at |

    Kickapoo (there are few of them)

    Mianus

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  11. Ben
    Ben at |

    Not to be dirty, but where im from in Nebraska, there is Beaver City, and Beaver Crossing

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  12. Kayley
    Kayley at |

    Wisconson got number 2! Yea!

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  13. katie
    katie at |

    Haha. i'm actually from boring, oregon! and it really isn't as boring as it sounds! 🙂

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  14. thangthangling
    thangthangling at |

    How about the cites Beaver Dam ky and Beaver Dam Wis

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  15. ozwald
    ozwald at |

    What about Beaver Crossing Nebraska??? it was listed in Playboy

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  16. jezzie
    jezzie at |

    here in australia there places called stringybark, broke, and even big long words i cant pronouce. but overall this list is good!

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  17. Mark
    Mark at |

    There is also a town called Two Dot in Montana.

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  18. cannonski
    cannonski at |

    I'm reminded of the town of Dildo in Canada, which even has "Dildo Days" whatever they may be!

    "Located in Upper Trinity South, Dildo is a very historic place for Newfoundland tourism. Dildo was settled in the early 1800's by Reids, Prettys, and Smiths. During the 1990's, these names were still predominant names in the community. Every summer Dildo sponsors Dildo Days which is a community celebration and a Newfoundland tourism destination."

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  19. Dani
    Dani at |

    There is a Dykesville, WI!

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  20. Dustin
    Dustin at |

    What about Moorehead, North Dakota?

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    1. Bill
      Bill at |

      Moorhead is in Minnesota….FYI

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  21. MatthewZD
    MatthewZD at |

    I can't believe that Cumming, Georgia, didn't make the list.

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    1. Matthew
      Matthew at |

      I know! I’m there right now! I couldn’t believe it when I moved here

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  22. Brian
    Brian at |

    Rabbit Hash, KY

    Big Bone Lick State Park, KY

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  23. Dale
    Dale at |

    How about

    Frenchlick, and Gnaw Bone, Indiana

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  24. Kevin Klawitter
    Kevin Klawitter at |

    Nimrod, Minnesota

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  25. jasmine
    jasmine at |

    i think reading, pa should be in dat list

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  26. Evan H
    Evan H at |

    i am proud to live in spread eagle! hahaha

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  27. Maggy
    Maggy at |

    Blue Ball, OH

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  28. FMH
    FMH at |

    Next to my hometown there are three villages, one in the valley, one half way up the hill and one on the hilltop. They’re called “Unterhöll”, “Mitterhöll” and “Oberhöll”: Lower, Middle and Upper Hell. But Thomasgschieß (lit.: Thomas’ Shitting) next to them isn’t bad either.

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  29. liz
    liz at |

    what about Mianus, Connecticut? On Jackass 3D, they went there.

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  30. Sean
    Sean at |

    How about Bucksnort, Tennessee?

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  31. aplastic
    aplastic at |

    You left out Wanker’s Corner, OR.

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  32. Trevor
    Trevor at |

    There’s a place called Mianus, in Connecticut…pronounced my anus. That should easily be #1

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    1. Denise
      Denise at |

      I agree Mianus should be at the top

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  33. Jim W
    Jim W at |

    And there is Horneytown, NC which is not far from Climax, NC.

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    1. Barbara
      Barbara at |

      Hey Jim, don’t forget that High Point is between Horneytown and Climax. (as if it was a running narrative). Heading east past Raleigh, there is that little spit in the road called Lizard Lick. Yuck!

      I would also like to mention a couple towns in northern Arkansas. Flippin and Accident.

      And of course, lets not forget the town that named themselves after a TV game show, Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

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  34. Wil
    Wil at |

    I had business in a city near Atlanta called Cumming, GA. Is it any wonder the residents say the live in Forsyth County.

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  35. Sarah
    Sarah at |

    please.. I live in Cumming, Geargia..
    not to mention, there’s also a Boozeville up north and Butts county down south.. >_>

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  36. JacquelineG
    JacquelineG at |

    and i thought slap out alabama was bad

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  37. Raine
    Raine at |

    Wow! Hahah,,,,my friend is from Dildo in Newfoundland!! theres towns in saskatchewan called
    Elbow, Cereal, Eyebrow, and Fiske!! haha and im proud to be from elbow

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  38. JetShack
    JetShack at |

    Hooker Oklahoma. It’s located in Beaver County.

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  39. a
    a at |

    Gaysville, VT

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  40. Person
    Person at |

    How about Hell-For-Certain, KY, Toad Suck, AR, or Sugar Tit, SC?

    then we get to the international towns…

    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales
    Peniscola, Spain
    Cumbum, Indonesia
    Sexi, Peru
    Dildo, NL Canada
    the combinations are endless!

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  41. Salukimars
    Salukimars at |

    I grew up 15 miles from Gays, IL.

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  42. Jason
    Jason at |

    Idiotville, OR

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  43. Brendan
    Brendan at |

    What about “No Name”, CO?

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  44. Marvin
    Marvin at |

    Here in North Carolina we have all sorts of interesting and unusual names.
    Conetoe (pronounced Co Nay Toe… It’s Indian I think)
    Lizard Lick (yeah, really!)
    Bahama (not weird, just cool!)
    Duck
    Welcome
    Whynot
    Coolemee
    Middlesex (Grin)
    Turkey
    Icard
    Welcome & we got Thankful
    Climax (should be next to Middlesex! lol)
    Gay
    We have the Bat Cave (its a little town in the mountains)
    We got some really out there names for little towns and the sort. Leave it to North Carolina! lol

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  45. E
    E at |

    Dix, IL

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  46. Jamyskis
    Jamyskis at |

    You might not be able to say “it’s hotter than Hell”, but given how cold Michigan can get, you can always point out Hell, MI when people say that hell is likely to freeze over first.

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  47. KYLE
    KYLE at |

    Lol my friends dad is from Arab, Alabama. (pernounced the derogitory way)

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  48. Peter Boucher
    Peter Boucher at |

    Come to Arizona and enjoy the towns of : Surprise, Bumblebee, Show Low, Tombstone, etc.

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  49. Peter Boucher
    Peter Boucher at |

    Do any residents from No. 9 own any dogs ? Does Bugs Bunny live in No. 6 ? And do 7,3,2 and 1 have any escort services ?

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  50. Liv
    Liv at |

    I’m pretty sure there’s a city in Vermont called “Satan’s Kingdom”… *cue scary music*

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  51. Andrea
    Andrea at |

    What about Flushing in Queens County, NY!

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  52. Joel
    Joel at |

    Horseheads, NY isn’t far from where I live… 😀

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  53. ChereeK
    ChereeK at |

    In NC, the ppl who live in Boogertown, NC will not use the town name. They consider it to be a racist comment. Typically, African-Americans live there. That name a long time ago was used as a deragatory comment about where lots of pplof color lived.

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    1. ACommentator
      ACommentator at |

      So what do they call it? Like what people in Rowling’s Harry Potter series called Voldemort: “He-who-must-not-be-named”?

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      1. Rickinator
        Rickinator at |

        What are you, a 12 year old girl.

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  54. Dale Harris
    Dale Harris at |

    Flippin, Arkansas
    Mulehell, VA

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  55. Mary Jane
    Mary Jane at |

    Lynchburg, VA
    Also in the city is John Lynch bridge named after slave master that perfected how to keep people in slavery centuries later.

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