Top 10 Embarrassing Halloween Costumes

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Okay, I’ll admit some of these costumes caused me to chuckle but I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing any of these in public or in private, for that matter. I give full credit to the brave people who could put pride aside and wear any of these embarrassing Halloween costumes for the enjoyment of others on Halloween.

10. Bat Child - All Grown Up

Remember that hilarious old cover of the Weekly World News? Well this creative fellow turned it into a Halloween costume.

Bat Child!, originally uploaded by Twitchietai.

9. You Tube Video - with Penis Transplant

Clever idea, but not the best subject matter. Of course he will be knocking over everything and bumping into everyone, but what makes this so embarrassing is the the “Related Videos” to the right: The World’s First Penile Transplant?

You Tube Video, originally uploaded by Twitchietai.

8. Maternity Room

Ah, the miracle of birth.

7. Creepy Bert & Ernie

Dressing up as gay Muppets. What else do I need to say? Well, I will add they are creepy too; almost like Joker from Batman rejects. And the rubber ducky isn’t helping.

Bert & Ernie, originally uploaded by reginaldppuppy.

6. Retired Hooter Girls

I can only pray that those sagging boobs are prosthetics.

5. Elvis with Camel Toe

Of course I’m assuming this is a costume and not the real Elvis. Although I think the real Elvis could someone avoid showing a camel toe. Thank you, thank you, very much!

4. Free Mammogram Test - Feminist Look Away

Wow, I’m surprised the guy doesn’t have two black eyes, and no, not for the reason you think. I wonder if he has a girlfriend or wife. Not after that costume.

3. Sheep Molester

No words.

2. Spider-man - Nice Package

Okay at first glance you think, not bad for an older overweight guy. Then you take a second glance and think, “Dear God, make me blind!” If you don’t see it, move on and let it go.

1. Hot Dog with an Afro?

You tell yourself that as a human race that we have evolved, matured, if you will. And then you see a man dressed as a 6-foot vagina. Or a messed up hot dog with an afro.

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8 Responses to “Top 10 Embarrassing Halloween Costumes”

Jill on October 23rd, 2008 10:28 am

Umm..
I believe what elvis has is a mooseknuckle.
TopTenz Master on October 23rd, 2008 10:42 am

Jill, Some sort of hoofed animal for sure.
The Toy Zone on October 24th, 2008 10:24 am

The Bert & Ernie one scared the hell out of me. I want to forget it so much.

Great post!
r on October 29th, 2008 10:34 pm

haha. based on the headings and descriptions, $10 says the writer is a woman and $100 says she’s got a stick up her ass.
znydz on November 5th, 2008 5:18 am

No.6 Retired Hooker Girl is really embarrassing…
Mariam67 on December 13th, 2008 3:18 pm

I can never unsee #s 2 and 1. Why??? By the way, nice site.
Paige on March 11th, 2009 9:52 pm

some people are disgusting
Frank on March 28th, 2009 1:41 pm

Hmm… don’t see what is wrong with most of these…. I agree the author must be somewhat… repressed or something. Also, number 2 probably does not qualify as a costume considering it is body paint - halloween at the nudist beach?