Top 10 Embarrassing Halloween Costumes
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Okay, I’ll admit some of these costumes caused me to chuckle but I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing any of these in public or in private, for that matter. I give full credit to the brave people who could put pride aside and wear any of these embarrassing Halloween costumes for the enjoyment of others on Halloween.
10. Bat Child – All Grown Up
Remember that hilarious old cover of the Weekly World News? Well this creative fellow turned it into a Halloween costume.
9. You Tube Video – with Penis Transplant
Clever idea, but not the best subject matter. Of course he will be knocking over everything and bumping into everyone, but what makes this so embarrassing is the the “Related Videos” to the right: The World’s First Penile Transplant?
8. Maternity Room
7. Creepy Bert & Ernie
Dressing up as gay Muppets. What else do I need to say? Well, I will add they are creepy too; almost like Joker from Batman rejects. And the rubber ducky isn’t helping.
Bert & Ernie, originally uploaded by reginaldppuppy.
6. Retired Hooter Girls
I can only pray that those sagging boobs are prosthetics.
5. Elvis with Camel Toe
Of course I’m assuming this is a costume and not the real Elvis. Although I think the real Elvis could someone avoid showing a camel toe. Thank you, thank you, very much!
4. Free Mammogram Test – Feminist Look Away
Wow, I’m surprised the guy doesn’t have two black eyes, and no, not for the reason you think. I wonder if he has a girlfriend or wife. Not after that costume.
3. Sheep Molester
No words.
2. Spider-man – Nice Package
Okay at first glance you think, not bad for an older overweight guy. Then you take a second glance and think, “Dear God, make me blind!” If you don’t see it, move on and let it go.
1. Hot Dog with an Afro?
You tell yourself that as a human race that we have evolved, matured, if you will. And then you see a man dressed as a 6-foot vagina. Or a messed up hot dog with an afro.
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Umm..
I believe what elvis has is a mooseknuckle.
Jill, Some sort of hoofed animal for sure.
The Bert & Ernie one scared the hell out of me. I want to forget it so much.
Great post!
haha. based on the headings and descriptions, $10 says the writer is a woman and $100 says she’s got a stick up her ass.
Agreed
No.6 Retired Hooker Girl is really embarrassing…
I can never unsee #s 2 and 1. Why??? By the way, nice site.
some people are disgusting
Hmm… don’t see what is wrong with most of these…. I agree the author must be somewhat… repressed or something. Also, number 2 probably does not qualify as a costume considering it is body paint – halloween at the nudist beach?
Most of these are fine!
Infact most of them have an amazing amount of creativety having gone into them.
The only ones I’d say are suitable for this list are Bert and Ernie, the 6ft vagina, and the mammogram guy.
OMG, I KNOW THE DUDE IN THE SPIDERMAN BODy PAINT!!
HIS NAME IS OWEN HUNTER AND HE IS FROM ELNORA, ALBERTA, CANADA.
and it looks like he still has a micro-penis. lmao.
Nude spiderman!!! ahhh
I thought it was about customs, not body paint.
no.3 Sheep Molester
we call them down here(Australia) New Zealanders.