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  • Jim Ciscell

    Sheldon: “Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student. Of course, I was 14, and I had already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to despite my 9:00 bedtime. Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics, although it’s more likely that you’ll spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make papier-mâché volcanoes with baking soda lava. In short, anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make some significant contribution to physics played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed. Any questions? [No one in the classroom says anything] Of course not. I weep for the future of science; now if you’ll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out.”

    • Hi Jim! I added this one to the playlist, thanks-

  • Jadakiss

    This show isnt even remotely funny and it bothers me that it has a fan base.

    • daniel


      • Jadakiss


    • Hailey

      If Honey Boo Boo can have a fan base than The Big Bang theory can have a fan base.

    • MiloV

      This show is funny to people who need a little more comedic stimulation than Mr Bean falling over his own feet.Clearly you don’t get sarcasm at all but you’re too dumb to realize it.
      Why’d you even read the list if you don’t watch this show?

  • devis

    this show like all shows has funny bits and some not so funny it is really up to everyone to make their own judgement

  • PamT

    Sheldon Cooper is endearing to people with OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) tendencies and also who can be control freaks. Like me. Such as I. Myself included. There, that should cover all the angles.

  • Ariez77

    this is one of my favorites by Sheldon from The Peanut Reaction the last 2 lines by Sheldon (to me) are gold.
    Scene: The store. Sheldon is on the in-store computer.
    Sheldon: Okay, we don’t have that in stock, but I can special order it for you.
    Penny (with shop assistant, points at Sheldon): Him.
    Assistant: Excuse me, sir, you don’t work here.
    Sheldon: Yes, well, apparently neither does anyone else.
    Penny: Sheldon, we have to go.
    Sheldon: Why?
    Penny: Well, for one thing, we’re late for Leonard’s birthday party. And for another, I told him to call security.
    Sheldon (to customer): Good luck. (To assistant) By the way, a six year-old could hack your computer system.
    Penny: Keep walking.
    Sheldon: Yeah, 1-2-3-4 is not a secure password.

  • CJB

    The best part of Sheldon quote #9 is his mother’s response, spoken her soft, Texas drawl: “Oh, baby, they knew very well why they hated you.”

    Love BBT! Great list! Nice and fun list, which I appreciate. It’s been getting rather morbid over at!

  • skywatcher

    the idea for a list of Cooper quotes was great. But the execution only gets a 3 out of 10. Sheldon comes up with many great, quotable lines; this was the best we could come up with?

    • CJB

      I guess it’s one’s point of view… we’d all have our own top ten favorite Sheldon Cooper quotes as demonstrated by the comments. Fun list, anyway!

  • sam

    My favourite Sheldon quote was that if Bill Gates had concentrated more on what he was doing and less on starving children in Africa, then Vista would have been a lot better,

  • Northman

    Really hard to choose but my favorite moment still is the AFK / OIC quotes in the second season.

    – “Sheldor is back online
    – Sheldor ?
    – The conqueror”

    “- What’s AFK?
    – AFK
    – Away From Keybord
    – oh, i see
    – What does that stand for ?
    – Oh, i see…
    – Yes, but what does it stand for ?”

    • Jim Ciscell

      Sheldor,,, The Conqueror

  • neil

    sheldon repeats what mailman says to him

    ” i got your back jack – bitches be crazy”

  • emma

    Sheldon:”And here’s your anus!”

  • Northman

    In the pilot, the first time penny met Leonard and Sheldon :

    Penny : “So what do you guys do for fun around here ?”
    Sheldon : “Well today we tried masturbating for money”

  • City

    *after the gang is suprised by Sheldon’s knowledge of football*

    “I grew up in Texas. I’m very well versed in Football. I also I’m proficient in knowledge of how to fry meats that aren’t chicken as though they were chicken. “

  • JimmyMackey

    All I can say is that you are a genius. Sheldon is probably the most liked and loved character on the whole show, but you managed to capture the essence of who he is with only ten quotes. My favorite to quote is, “bazinga.” My favorite of all is, “I’m not crazy; my mother had me tested.” You even had the right order! My DISH coworker buddies come over to watch TBBT each week and we have our “nerdfest.” I used to get so frustrated when they would get to my house and there weren’t any recordings because my kids deleted the timers. Now I have PrimeTime Anytime on my DISH Hopper DVR; that way I’m not embarrassed because I set all four of the major networks to automatically record each evening.

  • alukardmakabe

    This is my favourate one

    leonard: I have a problem
    Sheldon: Does it affect me in any way?
    leonard: No
    Sheldon: Then suffer in silence.

  • Sheldon Cooper Quotes

    My favorite Sheldon Cooper quote is when he says to Howard

    “I must say, Howard, I think a detailed letter to MIT describing your current circumstances might entitle you to a refund on your Master’s degree.”

    LMAO that always cracks me up. Planning to use it on a bunch of my friends in this down economy, just to cheer them up – hopefully it’s not considered insensitive.

  • Melanie

    I would love to see a clip from The Accelerated Launch episode where Sheldon asks Leonard for advice on women. Amy is doing an experiment on him to increase his affection for her by being nice to himand he is uncomfortable with it. Leonard moves on to his own problem and Sheldon says “so we just complain about our women without anyone offering solutions? No wonder women are winning.”

  • ted

    (In reference to the chronic difficulty that senior citizens have with working with new technology) ” I’m not saying that they should all be publicly flogged, but perhaps if we made an example of one or two of them,it might motivate the rest of them to try harder”