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  1. Jim Ciscell at |

    Sheldon: “Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student. Of course, I was 14, and I had already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to despite my 9:00 bedtime. Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics, although it’s more likely that you’ll spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make papier-mâché volcanoes with baking soda lava. In short, anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make some significant contribution to physics played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed. Any questions? [No one in the classroom says anything] Of course not. I weep for the future of science; now if you’ll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out.”

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    1. Tanya Bennett at |

      Hi Jim! I added this one to the playlist, thanks-

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  2. Jadakiss at |

    This show isnt even remotely funny and it bothers me that it has a fan base.

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    1. daniel at |

      Feh

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      1. Jadakiss at |

        Huh?

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    2. Hailey at |

      If Honey Boo Boo can have a fan base than The Big Bang theory can have a fan base.

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    3. MiloV at |

      This show is funny to people who need a little more comedic stimulation than Mr Bean falling over his own feet.Clearly you don’t get sarcasm at all but you’re too dumb to realize it.
      Why’d you even read the list if you don’t watch this show?

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  3. devis at |

    this show like all shows has funny bits and some not so funny it is really up to everyone to make their own judgement

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  4. PamT at |

    Sheldon Cooper is endearing to people with OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) tendencies and also who can be control freaks. Like me. Such as I. Myself included. There, that should cover all the angles.

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  5. Ariez77 at |

    this is one of my favorites by Sheldon from The Peanut Reaction the last 2 lines by Sheldon (to me) are gold.
    Scene: The store. Sheldon is on the in-store computer.
    Sheldon: Okay, we don’t have that in stock, but I can special order it for you.
    Penny (with shop assistant, points at Sheldon): Him.
    Assistant: Excuse me, sir, you don’t work here.
    Sheldon: Yes, well, apparently neither does anyone else.
    Penny: Sheldon, we have to go.
    Sheldon: Why?
    Penny: Well, for one thing, we’re late for Leonard’s birthday party. And for another, I told him to call security.
    Sheldon (to customer): Good luck. (To assistant) By the way, a six year-old could hack your computer system.
    Penny: Keep walking.
    Sheldon: Yeah, 1-2-3-4 is not a secure password.

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  6. CJB at |

    The best part of Sheldon quote #9 is his mother’s response, spoken her soft, Texas drawl: “Oh, baby, they knew very well why they hated you.”

    Love BBT! Great list! Nice and fun list, which I appreciate. It’s been getting rather morbid over at listverse.com!

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  7. skywatcher at |

    the idea for a list of Cooper quotes was great. But the execution only gets a 3 out of 10. Sheldon comes up with many great, quotable lines; this was the best we could come up with?

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    1. CJB at |

      I guess it’s one’s point of view… we’d all have our own top ten favorite Sheldon Cooper quotes as demonstrated by the comments. Fun list, anyway!

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  8. sam at |

    My favourite Sheldon quote was that if Bill Gates had concentrated more on what he was doing and less on starving children in Africa, then Vista would have been a lot better,

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  9. Northman at |

    Really hard to choose but my favorite moment still is the AFK / OIC quotes in the second season.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLe7X5FTccc&feature=related

    - “Sheldor is back online
    - Sheldor ?
    - The conqueror”

    “- What’s AFK?
    - AFK
    - Away From Keybord
    - oh, i see
    - What does that stand for ?
    - Oh, i see…
    - Yes, but what does it stand for ?”

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    1. Jim Ciscell at |

      Sheldor,,, The Conqueror

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  10. neil at |

    sheldon repeats what mailman says to him

    ” i got your back jack – bitches be crazy”

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  11. emma at |

    Sheldon:”And here’s your anus!”

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  12. Northman at |

    In the pilot, the first time penny met Leonard and Sheldon :

    Penny : “So what do you guys do for fun around here ?”
    Sheldon : “Well today we tried masturbating for money”

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  13. City at |

    *after the gang is suprised by Sheldon’s knowledge of football*

    “I grew up in Texas. I’m very well versed in Football. I also I’m proficient in knowledge of how to fry meats that aren’t chicken as though they were chicken. “

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  14. JimmyMackey at |

    All I can say is that you are a genius. Sheldon is probably the most liked and loved character on the whole show, but you managed to capture the essence of who he is with only ten quotes. My favorite to quote is, “bazinga.” My favorite of all is, “I’m not crazy; my mother had me tested.” You even had the right order! My DISH coworker buddies come over to watch TBBT each week and we have our “nerdfest.” I used to get so frustrated when they would get to my house and there weren’t any recordings because my kids deleted the timers. Now I have PrimeTime Anytime on my DISH Hopper DVR; that way I’m not embarrassed because I set all four of the major networks to automatically record each evening.

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  15. alukardmakabe at |

    This is my favourate one

    leonard: I have a problem
    Sheldon: Does it affect me in any way?
    leonard: No
    Sheldon: Then suffer in silence.

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  16. Sheldon Cooper Quotes at |

    My favorite Sheldon Cooper quote is when he says to Howard

    “I must say, Howard, I think a detailed letter to MIT describing your current circumstances might entitle you to a refund on your Master’s degree.”

    LMAO that always cracks me up. Planning to use it on a bunch of my friends in this down economy, just to cheer them up – hopefully it’s not considered insensitive.

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  17. Melanie at |

    I would love to see a clip from The Accelerated Launch episode where Sheldon asks Leonard for advice on women. Amy is doing an experiment on him to increase his affection for her by being nice to himand he is uncomfortable with it. Leonard moves on to his own problem and Sheldon says “so we just complain about our women without anyone offering solutions? No wonder women are winning.”

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