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  • From a male point of view, this list is a bit depressing. Most men would have a much shorter list… something like zero items on it. 😉

    • Katie

      I think its pretty depressing from any point of view!

      • Sally


    • Jack

      You got that right, Women – can’t live with them, can’t live without them.

  • Jazz


  • heather matthews

    for some men, the Internet IS sex..;)

  • Simply Ridiculous

    Yeah.. The internet is surely better :):)

  • Plushie

    I'm certainly in agreement. xD

  • Tanya Bennett

    Wow no wonder women are turning to food and housework, with all the men preferring the Internet! 😛

    • ron even

      i could not agree and disagree with every one more, its makes me wonder, is it that its to hard for some people to take the time and effort in to satisfy the other or is it that they just dont enjoy having sex? personally i cant ever get it enough 24- 7 if i could get it, but my wife chooses to have it the other way.

  • Gwen

    I find this list humorous. I truly enjoy sex, but I have to admit that if vampires were real, I would like to fang bang!! But to be honest, the appeal of the "twilight" vampire is no fun.. I would like to meet one like in True Blood, etc… Not a defanged one.. That is the only one on the list I would realistically agree with. I can see how the others can lure people though.

    • Rob

      Good comment and on the mark, Gwen!

      As anyone who has read any of the “real” vampire books knows, most vampires use sex as part of their routine to get blood or they make their “donor” feel like they are having sex. “Twilight” is a pathetic parody of a vampire book that misses the mark so far it is not even funny! Thus, there can be no such thing as a “twilight” vampire since what they call vampires do not fit the criteria for a real vampire.

  • Alanna

    Damn. I can only feel sorry for all of those poor, poor people in those surveys, who are obviously doing it Very Very Wrong. 🙁

    • David

      Well said!! Hehehe!

  • Juliana

    Haha this is cute.

  • dave

    chacolate mousse cheesecake or sex with jessica alba,no doubt cheesecake all the way.nothing beats that euphoric sensation of shoveling cheesecake down my throat.

  • Bibliomaniac

    I agree with the comment above–they obviously aren't doing it right!

  • Kate

    Wow! There is not a single thing on that list that I would consider better than sex. Really good food might make a close second.

    But losing weight, sports and housework?! Weak.

    Dear, should we clean the house or have sex?

    Gee! What a dilemma.

    • If both parties want sex, then this list is ridiculous. But sometimes both people don't want sex, for whatever reason. If you are married, you know what I'm talking about.

  • Getting Some

    One is quite ironic considering I am reading it while my girl friend lays 3 feet away naked.

  • DeeDee

    Yeah, i don't agree with it either. No food or internet would take me away from my hubby.

    BUT, do NOT bother me while i'm eating. If i have food in my mouth, don't bother to run around naked, i won't even notice you.

    • Tyler

      That sounds like an invitation to frolic around your house naked during Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. I'd say that sounds relaxing.

      • Kenny

        You sir, have won the lottery.

  • Tanya Bennett

    Dee Dee: that's probably why so many foods are considered aphrodisiacs – you can have your cake and eat it too – it's all about timing, right?

    • Tanya, you are the mistress of subtlety. Great comment. We all want to know when your next list is forthcoming.

  • *chuckles*. I can see sports and eating from a biological perspective since endorphins are being released and there is a physical element to those, but housework, never.

    This would be my list, actually I can list more than 10 things, perhaps 20, but here are 11:

    11-M•A•C or Micabella eye shadows, 10-Laughing really hard with one of my sisters at the "social experiments" that she conducts as well as I do, watching the predictability of human behavior via social media unfold, 9-Intellectual banter and debate with a guy that is even more intelligent than he is attractive, attractive still matters though…that makes it really interesting as you receive both visual and intellectual stimulation, 8-Pan fried shrimp drizzled with a fresh squeezed naval orange OR A delicious grilled lobster with butter and garlic…preferrably a 2lb tail, 7-Reading good articles or browsing on the Internet, 6-Looking for shoes online, trying on shoes at the store, buying the shoes and building a shoe collection. Pretty much anything shoe related, 5-Insane robust chuckles with friends…not "friends" as in anyone who sends me a social media site invite to join their "page"…but the more original meaning of the word, 4-Reading a good book, one so good that you actually have to put it down for a while and think, dang, did they really just write that?, 3-Traveling / getting a new passport stamp or sticker, 2-Photography just for pleasure though, take away the business part/money/taxes etc. Just the art form in its pure self, 1-Silence and solitude. "Loneliness is the poverty of self, solitude is the richness of self.

  • Tyler

    I wouldn't mind "working around the house" with the lady in that picture! 😉

  • Princess

    I am sorry I have to disagree with this list, there is nothing better than sex.

  • antonella

    there is NOTHING better than sex…. specially if you don't do it from 15 years!!!!

  • ratbag

    i do agree with some of these,i.e cleaning,sleep and weight loss. but sports??? no way!!

  • RAWR.

    Whoever came up with this list obviously has never great sex…

  • Brandon

    id agree with no sex or music for a week but other than that sex is deffinately better.

  • wth

    If you think anything is better than sex then I'm glad I'm not married to you.

  • Shiblee

    I cannot think of life without internet. Without sex or girlfriend, it's possible, without internet, it's impossible.

    • carlos mv

      amen bro

  • Rochelle

    This list is ridiculous. I'd bet $5 million that they polled straight women who are stuck in unenlightened relationships where the guy is in charge of sex and he is only interested in getting himself off. So yes, the women would rather do chores than help a guy get an orgasm and getting nothing in return. Its still a partriarchal society friends…blame your male counterparts.

  • Lola

    When I don't want to have sex with my husband ( It's the morning, I feel dirty, I feel numb…. whatever the reasons. That would be a great list!! Ten reasons for not make love! ), so he always go to the kitchen to make a sandwich!

    So it's 1) sex 2) food 3) internet for my beloved!

  • Lilly

    Skin diving is better than anything, sex included.

  • El

    Sports and losing weight are better than sex? Sex -is- physical exercise..

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  • PCM

    Going to the gym is better than sex in many ways;
    1. One can sleep soundly immediately after gym without being “asked for more”
    2. Preparing for gym is mental and adhoc – no need to prepare some else’s mind for it.
    3. I can choose my gym partner, or go it alone, any time, in any gym
    4. The Micro Trauma to the muscles in the gym work outs give a real “high” that I can control

  • Faye

    I think these people are doing it wrong.


    You are obviously a virgin!! Stay in front of your computer!

    • Ted

      enjoy your STDs you nympho tart.

  • Hope

    Are you kidding me?
    I’m a girl and I hate cleaning, I only do it because I need to. And cleaning instead of having sex? No thanks.

  • Ted

    Great choice for number 1, Sex is the most overated thing to do on this planet to people putting comments like the person who did this list is a virgin all I can say to them people is have fun with STD’s I have never needed sex gotta better things to do with time.

  • ThisListDoesNotMakeSense

    Wow. Just wow. Sex is freaking fantastic! I enjoy so many other things as well though. I mean, I love learning, working out, shooting guns, cooking and eating barbecue, riding motorcycles, drinking booze with friends……I mean I wouldn’t want JUST ONE of those things to totally dominate my life as the be all and end all, but lets get freaking real here: chocolate just does not COMPARE to a great romp in the sack with someone who you really really like and who obviously really really likes you too. I don’t want sex to the exclusion of everything else on the freaking planet. That would be stupid. But a life without sex (at least for me) would be like having real life , but in black and white, mono instead of stereo, and all food tasting like mashed potatoes every day. You want to eat and do housework and never boink? Stay the hell away from me!

    Oh wait a minute. Cocaine and heroin are better than sex, but sex won’t kill you in a couple of years.

  • Wants2WooHoo

    I’m a girl who thinks this list is absurd. Sex is better than all of this, especially cleaning. Phu-leeeeeez.

  • James

    Norwegian soldiers claim war is better than sex, “nothing like getting red mist in the scope….”

  • J W

    Wow, a bit depressing here . . . cleaning? Vampire dates? In vitro fertilization!?! Really, those things are great (I was a bit surprised a great movie or good book didn’t make their list), but still a couple hours of nasty play is the most enjoyable thing I can think of. Now sometimes when the missus wants to slip inside I may say, “can you wait until we finish the movie” because as they say, the best things come to those who wait.

  • Tom

    The Internet is badass ;p

  • Karen

    suprised nobody mentioned this. Doing ANYTHING that won’t get you pregnant is better than sex!

  • Peter Boucher

    Listening to the 4th movement of Gustav Mahler’s 5th symphony. Try it sometime. It is like going to heaven and also play it on a stereo when having sex !!!

  • Peter Boucher

    How about this one. From my personal experience, one thing that was better than sex, and it was before I lost my virginity, was going to my first rock concert. And what group did I see that made it better than sex ?……..PINK FLOYD IN 1977, MONTREAL, OLYMPIC STADIUM. 77,000 PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE……..Pretty darn good start if I do say so myself !!!

  • Peter Boucher

    Going and seeing your first rock concert. Mine was Pink Floyd in 1977. Not a bad start if you were to ask me.

  • tomas

    You have overlooked the only one thing that is really better than sex.I’m wondering how you missed it.

    That is the real spiritual experience.I do not talk about prayer or religions,drugs but of the true deepest spiritual experience,which cannot be described by words at all.

    I had it just once and it lasted only one minute.


    Nope, none of this works for me better than sex. In matter of fact, I can’t think of anything that works better for me than sex.

  • sarang semut

    i choose internet…

  • Lamont

    Surprised “drugs” wasn’t on the list

  • Keith Richard Radford Jr

    wow who’s been lying to you? “O” are you one of those people that the secret service drugs in a capsule in a wear-house telling you that you are in a spaceship on your way to a different time to save the world from bad sex jokes? Focus, breath don’t gag, don’t worry it’s not spam, it’s bologna but be sure to catch the new Spam show on Broadway while we await the Aquarius theater group to do the recreation of Hair,,, huh?

  • Dennis

    A nonsensical compilation, but still worth reading. Nothing is better than sex, so replace those paragraphs of text above with an enormous, bold, and conspicuous “NOTHING”!

  • jon

    Adrenalin, the red mist, drugs, playing god, fighting, winning, lots of money, power, fast cars, skydiving. I could go on and on

  • Jason

    The fact that sex is the standard by which all pleasures are compared with, automatically proves that sex really is the ultimate. Sorry but this list is just wishful thinking for those whe have never had good sex.

  • MLK

    trololol xD
    for me it looks like al peeps that sez that nothing is better than sex are either virgins or cant diff “fake” orgasm from zeir partners

    really guys, think about this: do a person have sex every day at every hour? one simply wants to do something else, and our dependency in technology is what makes Internet Top1 for things would would choose to do before sex. (for example)

    maybe u would like to have sex, but thing in ur partner, does he/she wants to do it now? and i’m pretty sure he/she will give u any excuse to do it later ^^

    really… sux to be ya =D

    • Ted

      well said.

  • Adam

    For me I would add that a root canal is better than sex, so is porn and masturbation. Married over 40 years and sex was terrible with my wife, I moved out of the house so I wouldn’t have to be near her.

    • Kevin John Braid

      poor wife