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  1. Jazz
    Jazz at |


  2. heather matthews
    heather matthews at |

    for some men, the Internet IS sex..;)

  3. Simply Ridiculous
    Simply Ridiculous at |

    Yeah.. The internet is surely better :):)

  4. Plushie
    Plushie at |

    I'm certainly in agreement. xD

  5. Tanya Bennett
    Tanya Bennett at |

    Wow no wonder women are turning to food and housework, with all the men preferring the Internet! 😛

    1. ron even
      ron even at |

      i could not agree and disagree with every one more, its makes me wonder, is it that its to hard for some people to take the time and effort in to satisfy the other or is it that they just dont enjoy having sex? personally i cant ever get it enough 24- 7 if i could get it, but my wife chooses to have it the other way.

  6. Gwen
    Gwen at |

    I find this list humorous. I truly enjoy sex, but I have to admit that if vampires were real, I would like to fang bang!! But to be honest, the appeal of the "twilight" vampire is no fun.. I would like to meet one like in True Blood, etc… Not a defanged one.. That is the only one on the list I would realistically agree with. I can see how the others can lure people though.

    1. Rob
      Rob at |

      Good comment and on the mark, Gwen!

      As anyone who has read any of the “real” vampire books knows, most vampires use sex as part of their routine to get blood or they make their “donor” feel like they are having sex. “Twilight” is a pathetic parody of a vampire book that misses the mark so far it is not even funny! Thus, there can be no such thing as a “twilight” vampire since what they call vampires do not fit the criteria for a real vampire.

  7. Alanna
    Alanna at |

    Damn. I can only feel sorry for all of those poor, poor people in those surveys, who are obviously doing it Very Very Wrong. 🙁

    1. David
      David at |

      Well said!! Hehehe!

  8. Juliana
    Juliana at |

    Haha this is cute.

  9. dave
    dave at |

    chacolate mousse cheesecake or sex with jessica alba,no doubt cheesecake all the way.nothing beats that euphoric sensation of shoveling cheesecake down my throat.

  10. Bibliomaniac
    Bibliomaniac at |

    I agree with the comment above–they obviously aren't doing it right!

  11. Kate
    Kate at |

    Wow! There is not a single thing on that list that I would consider better than sex. Really good food might make a close second.

    But losing weight, sports and housework?! Weak.

    Dear, should we clean the house or have sex?

    Gee! What a dilemma.

  12. Getting Some
    Getting Some at |

    One is quite ironic considering I am reading it while my girl friend lays 3 feet away naked.

  13. DeeDee
    DeeDee at |

    Yeah, i don't agree with it either. No food or internet would take me away from my hubby.

    BUT, do NOT bother me while i'm eating. If i have food in my mouth, don't bother to run around naked, i won't even notice you.

    1. Tyler
      Tyler at |

      That sounds like an invitation to frolic around your house naked during Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. I'd say that sounds relaxing.

      1. Kenny
        Kenny at |

        You sir, have won the lottery.

  14. Tanya Bennett
    Tanya Bennett at |

    Dee Dee: that's probably why so many foods are considered aphrodisiacs – you can have your cake and eat it too – it's all about timing, right?

  15. @thetrudz
    @thetrudz at |

    *chuckles*. I can see sports and eating from a biological perspective since endorphins are being released and there is a physical element to those, but housework, never.

    This would be my list, actually I can list more than 10 things, perhaps 20, but here are 11:

    11-M•A•C or Micabella eye shadows, 10-Laughing really hard with one of my sisters at the "social experiments" that she conducts as well as I do, watching the predictability of human behavior via social media unfold, 9-Intellectual banter and debate with a guy that is even more intelligent than he is attractive, attractive still matters though…that makes it really interesting as you receive both visual and intellectual stimulation, 8-Pan fried shrimp drizzled with a fresh squeezed naval orange OR A delicious grilled lobster with butter and garlic…preferrably a 2lb tail, 7-Reading good articles or browsing on the Internet, 6-Looking for shoes online, trying on shoes at the store, buying the shoes and building a shoe collection. Pretty much anything shoe related, 5-Insane robust chuckles with friends…not "friends" as in anyone who sends me a social media site invite to join their "page"…but the more original meaning of the word, 4-Reading a good book, one so good that you actually have to put it down for a while and think, dang, did they really just write that?, 3-Traveling / getting a new passport stamp or sticker, 2-Photography just for pleasure though, take away the business part/money/taxes etc. Just the art form in its pure self, 1-Silence and solitude. "Loneliness is the poverty of self, solitude is the richness of self.

  16. Tyler
    Tyler at |

    I wouldn't mind "working around the house" with the lady in that picture! 😉

  17. Princess
    Princess at |

    I am sorry I have to disagree with this list, there is nothing better than sex.

  18. antonella
    antonella at |

    there is NOTHING better than sex…. specially if you don't do it from 15 years!!!!

  19. ratbag
    ratbag at |

    i do agree with some of these,i.e cleaning,sleep and weight loss. but sports??? no way!!

  20. RAWR.
    RAWR. at |

    Whoever came up with this list obviously has never great sex…

  21. Brandon
    Brandon at |

    id agree with no sex or music for a week but other than that sex is deffinately better.

  22. wth
    wth at |

    If you think anything is better than sex then I'm glad I'm not married to you.

  23. Shiblee
    Shiblee at |

    I cannot think of life without internet. Without sex or girlfriend, it's possible, without internet, it's impossible.

    1. carlos mv
      carlos mv at |

      amen bro

  24. Rochelle
    Rochelle at |

    This list is ridiculous. I'd bet $5 million that they polled straight women who are stuck in unenlightened relationships where the guy is in charge of sex and he is only interested in getting himself off. So yes, the women would rather do chores than help a guy get an orgasm and getting nothing in return. Its still a partriarchal society friends…blame your male counterparts.

  25. Lola
    Lola at |

    When I don't want to have sex with my husband ( It's the morning, I feel dirty, I feel numb…. whatever the reasons. That would be a great list!! Ten reasons for not make love! ), so he always go to the kitchen to make a sandwich!

    So it's 1) sex 2) food 3) internet for my beloved!

  26. Lilly
    Lilly at |

    Skin diving is better than anything, sex included.

  27. El
    El at |

    Sports and losing weight are better than sex? Sex -is- physical exercise..

  28. Crazy2lolo
    Crazy2lolo at |


  29. PCM
    PCM at |

    Going to the gym is better than sex in many ways;
    1. One can sleep soundly immediately after gym without being “asked for more”
    2. Preparing for gym is mental and adhoc – no need to prepare some else’s mind for it.
    3. I can choose my gym partner, or go it alone, any time, in any gym
    4. The Micro Trauma to the muscles in the gym work outs give a real “high” that I can control

  30. Faye
    Faye at |

    I think these people are doing it wrong.

    ILUVSEX at |

    You are obviously a virgin!! Stay in front of your computer!

    1. Ted
      Ted at |

      enjoy your STDs you nympho tart.

  32. Hope
    Hope at |

    Are you kidding me?
    I’m a girl and I hate cleaning, I only do it because I need to. And cleaning instead of having sex? No thanks.

  33. Ted
    Ted at |

    Great choice for number 1, Sex is the most overated thing to do on this planet to people putting comments like the person who did this list is a virgin all I can say to them people is have fun with STD’s I have never needed sex gotta better things to do with time.

  34. ThisListDoesNotMakeSense
    ThisListDoesNotMakeSense at |

    Wow. Just wow. Sex is freaking fantastic! I enjoy so many other things as well though. I mean, I love learning, working out, shooting guns, cooking and eating barbecue, riding motorcycles, drinking booze with friends……I mean I wouldn’t want JUST ONE of those things to totally dominate my life as the be all and end all, but lets get freaking real here: chocolate just does not COMPARE to a great romp in the sack with someone who you really really like and who obviously really really likes you too. I don’t want sex to the exclusion of everything else on the freaking planet. That would be stupid. But a life without sex (at least for me) would be like having real life , but in black and white, mono instead of stereo, and all food tasting like mashed potatoes every day. You want to eat and do housework and never boink? Stay the hell away from me!

    Oh wait a minute. Cocaine and heroin are better than sex, but sex won’t kill you in a couple of years.

  35. Wants2WooHoo
    Wants2WooHoo at |

    I’m a girl who thinks this list is absurd. Sex is better than all of this, especially cleaning. Phu-leeeeeez.

  36. James
    James at |

    Norwegian soldiers claim war is better than sex, “nothing like getting red mist in the scope….”

  37. J W
    J W at |

    Wow, a bit depressing here . . . cleaning? Vampire dates? In vitro fertilization!?! Really, those things are great (I was a bit surprised a great movie or good book didn’t make their list), but still a couple hours of nasty play is the most enjoyable thing I can think of. Now sometimes when the missus wants to slip inside I may say, “can you wait until we finish the movie” because as they say, the best things come to those who wait.

  38. Tom
    Tom at |

    The Internet is badass ;p

  39. Karen
    Karen at |

    suprised nobody mentioned this. Doing ANYTHING that won’t get you pregnant is better than sex!

  40. Peter Boucher
    Peter Boucher at |

    Listening to the 4th movement of Gustav Mahler’s 5th symphony. Try it sometime. It is like going to heaven and also play it on a stereo when having sex !!!

  41. Peter Boucher
    Peter Boucher at |

    How about this one. From my personal experience, one thing that was better than sex, and it was before I lost my virginity, was going to my first rock concert. And what group did I see that made it better than sex ?……..PINK FLOYD IN 1977, MONTREAL, OLYMPIC STADIUM. 77,000 PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE……..Pretty darn good start if I do say so myself !!!

  42. Peter Boucher
    Peter Boucher at |

    Going and seeing your first rock concert. Mine was Pink Floyd in 1977. Not a bad start if you were to ask me.

  43. tomas
    tomas at |

    You have overlooked the only one thing that is really better than sex.I’m wondering how you missed it.

    That is the real spiritual experience.I do not talk about prayer or religions,drugs but of the true deepest spiritual experience,which cannot be described by words at all.

    I had it just once and it lasted only one minute.

  44. meow.bi
    meow.bi at |

    Nope, none of this works for me better than sex. In matter of fact, I can’t think of anything that works better for me than sex.

  45. sarang semut
    sarang semut at |

    i choose internet…

  46. Lamont
    Lamont at |

    Surprised “drugs” wasn’t on the list

  47. Keith Richard Radford Jr
    Keith Richard Radford Jr at |

    wow who’s been lying to you? “O” are you one of those people that the secret service drugs in a capsule in a wear-house telling you that you are in a spaceship on your way to a different time to save the world from bad sex jokes? Focus, breath don’t gag, don’t worry it’s not spam, it’s bologna but be sure to catch the new Spam show on Broadway while we await the Aquarius theater group to do the recreation of Hair,,, huh?

  48. Dennis
    Dennis at |

    A nonsensical compilation, but still worth reading. Nothing is better than sex, so replace those paragraphs of text above with an enormous, bold, and conspicuous “NOTHING”!

  49. jon
    jon at |

    Adrenalin, the red mist, drugs, playing god, fighting, winning, lots of money, power, fast cars, skydiving. I could go on and on

  50. Jason
    Jason at |

    The fact that sex is the standard by which all pleasures are compared with, automatically proves that sex really is the ultimate. Sorry but this list is just wishful thinking for those whe have never had good sex.

  51. MLK
    MLK at |

    trololol xD
    for me it looks like al peeps that sez that nothing is better than sex are either virgins or cant diff “fake” orgasm from zeir partners

    really guys, think about this: do a person have sex every day at every hour? one simply wants to do something else, and our dependency in technology is what makes Internet Top1 for things would would choose to do before sex. (for example)

    maybe u would like to have sex, but thing in ur partner, does he/she wants to do it now? and i’m pretty sure he/she will give u any excuse to do it later ^^

    really… sux to be ya =D

    1. Ted
      Ted at |

      well said.

  52. Adam
    Adam at |

    For me I would add that a root canal is better than sex, so is porn and masturbation. Married over 40 years and sex was terrible with my wife, I moved out of the house so I wouldn’t have to be near her.

    1. Kevin John Braid
      Kevin John Braid at |

      poor wife


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