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  1. Adam
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    For me I would add that a root canal is better than sex, so is porn and masturbation. Married over 40 years and sex was terrible with my wife, I moved out of the house so I wouldn’t have to be near her.

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    1. Kevin John Braid
      Kevin John Braid at |

      poor wife

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  2. MLK
    MLK at |

    trololol xD
    for me it looks like al peeps that sez that nothing is better than sex are either virgins or cant diff “fake” orgasm from zeir partners

    really guys, think about this: do a person have sex every day at every hour? one simply wants to do something else, and our dependency in technology is what makes Internet Top1 for things would would choose to do before sex. (for example)

    maybe u would like to have sex, but thing in ur partner, does he/she wants to do it now? and i’m pretty sure he/she will give u any excuse to do it later ^^

    really… sux to be ya =D

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    1. Ted
      Ted at |

      well said.

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  3. Jason
    Jason at |

    The fact that sex is the standard by which all pleasures are compared with, automatically proves that sex really is the ultimate. Sorry but this list is just wishful thinking for those whe have never had good sex.

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  4. jon
    jon at |

    Adrenalin, the red mist, drugs, playing god, fighting, winning, lots of money, power, fast cars, skydiving. I could go on and on

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  5. Dennis
    Dennis at |

    A nonsensical compilation, but still worth reading. Nothing is better than sex, so replace those paragraphs of text above with an enormous, bold, and conspicuous “NOTHING”!

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  6. Keith Richard Radford Jr
    Keith Richard Radford Jr at |

    wow who’s been lying to you? “O” are you one of those people that the secret service drugs in a capsule in a wear-house telling you that you are in a spaceship on your way to a different time to save the world from bad sex jokes? Focus, breath don’t gag, don’t worry it’s not spam, it’s bologna but be sure to catch the new Spam show on Broadway while we await the Aquarius theater group to do the recreation of Hair,,, huh?

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  7. Lamont
    Lamont at |

    Surprised “drugs” wasn’t on the list

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  8. sarang semut
    sarang semut at |

    i choose internet…

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  9. meow.bi
    meow.bi at |

    Nope, none of this works for me better than sex. In matter of fact, I can’t think of anything that works better for me than sex.

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  10. tomas
    tomas at |

    You have overlooked the only one thing that is really better than sex.I’m wondering how you missed it.

    That is the real spiritual experience.I do not talk about prayer or religions,drugs but of the true deepest spiritual experience,which cannot be described by words at all.

    I had it just once and it lasted only one minute.

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  11. Peter Boucher
    Peter Boucher at |

    Going and seeing your first rock concert. Mine was Pink Floyd in 1977. Not a bad start if you were to ask me.

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  12. Peter Boucher
    Peter Boucher at |

    How about this one. From my personal experience, one thing that was better than sex, and it was before I lost my virginity, was going to my first rock concert. And what group did I see that made it better than sex ?……..PINK FLOYD IN 1977, MONTREAL, OLYMPIC STADIUM. 77,000 PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE……..Pretty darn good start if I do say so myself !!!

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  13. Peter Boucher
    Peter Boucher at |

    Listening to the 4th movement of Gustav Mahler’s 5th symphony. Try it sometime. It is like going to heaven and also play it on a stereo when having sex !!!

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  14. Karen
    Karen at |

    suprised nobody mentioned this. Doing ANYTHING that won’t get you pregnant is better than sex!

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  15. Tom
    Tom at |

    The Internet is badass ;p

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  16. J W
    J W at |

    Wow, a bit depressing here . . . cleaning? Vampire dates? In vitro fertilization!?! Really, those things are great (I was a bit surprised a great movie or good book didn’t make their list), but still a couple hours of nasty play is the most enjoyable thing I can think of. Now sometimes when the missus wants to slip inside I may say, “can you wait until we finish the movie” because as they say, the best things come to those who wait.

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  17. James
    James at |

    Norwegian soldiers claim war is better than sex, “nothing like getting red mist in the scope….”

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  18. Wants2WooHoo
    Wants2WooHoo at |

    I’m a girl who thinks this list is absurd. Sex is better than all of this, especially cleaning. Phu-leeeeeez.

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  19. ThisListDoesNotMakeSense
    ThisListDoesNotMakeSense at |

    Wow. Just wow. Sex is freaking fantastic! I enjoy so many other things as well though. I mean, I love learning, working out, shooting guns, cooking and eating barbecue, riding motorcycles, drinking booze with friends……I mean I wouldn’t want JUST ONE of those things to totally dominate my life as the be all and end all, but lets get freaking real here: chocolate just does not COMPARE to a great romp in the sack with someone who you really really like and who obviously really really likes you too. I don’t want sex to the exclusion of everything else on the freaking planet. That would be stupid. But a life without sex (at least for me) would be like having real life , but in black and white, mono instead of stereo, and all food tasting like mashed potatoes every day. You want to eat and do housework and never boink? Stay the hell away from me!

    Oh wait a minute. Cocaine and heroin are better than sex, but sex won’t kill you in a couple of years.

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  20. Ted
    Ted at |

    Great choice for number 1, Sex is the most overated thing to do on this planet to people putting comments like the person who did this list is a virgin all I can say to them people is have fun with STD’s I have never needed sex gotta better things to do with time.

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  21. Hope
    Hope at |

    Are you kidding me?
    I’m a girl and I hate cleaning, I only do it because I need to. And cleaning instead of having sex? No thanks.

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  22. ILUVSEX
    ILUVSEX at |

    You are obviously a virgin!! Stay in front of your computer!

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    1. Ted
      Ted at |

      enjoy your STDs you nympho tart.

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  23. Faye
    Faye at |

    I think these people are doing it wrong.

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