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  1. Very Best Photos
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    Katy Perry shouldn’t be on this list, certainly not in the number 1 spot. The song isn’t that bad at all. And, someone as sexy as Katy Perry should never be on a list with the word “Unsexy” anywhere in it. :0)

    1. 8bithero
      8bithero at |

      So, because you lust after her, she can do no wrong? She’s alentless and if she didn’t look like a tarted up whore, you’d never give a damn about her.

      1. Eyeless Dog Pawless Dog Loveless Dog
        Eyeless Dog Pawless Dog Loveless Dog at |

        Well said 8bit, well said.

  2. tim
    tim at |

    awesome list and really funny also. my favorite line was On the scale of erotic professions dentist ranks behind only coroner and concentration camp guard. and is anyone surprised about r kelly? this is a dude with a video of him peeing on an underage girl.

  3. joebecca
    joebecca at |

    My Humps is the dumbest. song. ever.

    1. Josh W.
      Josh W. at |

      What about Boom Boom Pow and I Got A Feeling?

  4. fragge
    fragge at |

    Normally I HATE lists that are made up of Youtube embeds but your commentary won me over – this is my new favourite list on toptenz ;]

    1. TopTenz Master
      TopTenz Master at |

      Mark Hill, the writer has a growing list of articles, many of them focused on comedy. Read more of his work here: http://www.toptenz.net/author/mehill – My favorite list written by Mark is http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-board-games-for-ruining-friendships.php and if you haven’t read it yet be warned: everyone around you will wonder why you are laughing so hard. And I must admit it is funnier than the list I wrote years ago that is of a similar nature: http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-board-games-we-secretly-hate.php

  5. YouRang?
    YouRang? at |

    Nasty, dirty, filthy. Bad list, mark, bad list! But seriously…

    The Madonna video is hilarious. Pairing a woman whose idea of sex is black stiletto heels with white gym socks with young (underage) girls dancing sexily with parcour… It’s like a whole sexual awakening theme that just didn’t work. Kelly was as ridiculous as ever. The Dinah Washington song belongs to a whole genre of early mainly-black music which included the great spiritualist Ethel Waters and featured lines like, “Your asshole opens wide like big church doors and the crabs walk in like people.”

    I would have liked to see the scene from “Flight of the Conchords where Bret sings to his putative girlfriend, “Your roommate and I could double-team you/ If that’s what you’re into,” and Jemaine sings “Two nude dudes getting rude with food.”

    If I ever become an Eastern potentate, Liz Phair will be Concubine No. 1.

    1. Bambi929
      Bambi929 at |

      ROFL @ the FOTC comment! Totally forgot about that. Nice recall!

  6. Misainzig
    Misainzig at |

    Fantastic list, Mark. I love your sense of humor.

  7. Judi
    Judi at |

    Let me see:

    Self-urinator Fergie…. Gilf Madonna flaunting her no-takers granny fanny, a couple of young men with obvious learning difficulties – always good for a laugh, and a couple of look-at-me look-at-me ‘artistes’ masquerading childhood abuse as sexual candor.

    This list is so un-sexy it brought on early menopause. I hate you.

  8. Tegan
    Tegan at |

    The song Spectacular by Kiely Williams needs to be added to this list. She used to be a Disney star…. that song– I can’t even.


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