The Bible – it’s one of the most popular and best-selling books in the world. Spanning a couple thousand years of history, it touches upon a wide range of subject matters. In it we find stories about origins, human nature, kingdoms, salvation, and the end of the world. Life and death, happiness and despair, good [...]
Posted by Brandt Ketterer on Monday, February 22, 2010 at 11:00 am
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A live demo that fails is a personal level of hell that no one wants to experience, ever. Whether it’s your product locking up during a live newscast, or perhaps a shopping channel demonstration, or even a major corporate event, it’s something that can lead to an enormous amount of embarrassment…and a good amount of [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Friday, January 29, 2010 at 6:55 am
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Everyone loves board games, right? Right? I mean, we all have fond memories of playing with our kids, parents, Uncles, Aunts and friends, don’t we? Actually, when you stop and think about it, you probably didn’t like playing board games as much as you thought. Now, its all coming back. A nice, friendly game that [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Friday, January 15, 2010 at 7:04 am
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Do you ever have really, really weird dreams?
I do, and I don’t need professional help to figure out the source – usually that salami sandwich or entire cheesecake I ate right before I went to bed.
Recurring dreams, on the other hand, demand more of my attention – often because they are scary. In fact, [...]
Posted by Tanya Bennett on Tuesday, January 5, 2010 at 12:01 am
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Every new year brings about a thoughtful look at the past. And what better way to gain more insight or guilt than to have a few quotes to increase your wisdom for this coming year. So read on and find out what a few bright minds thought about beginning a new year. Here are the [...]
Posted by Elizabeth Downing Johnson on Friday, January 1, 2010 at 2:04 am
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With the Christmas season coming, or is it already here, I thought it would be fun to do some lists relating to Christmas. Ten Gingerbread Houses You Would Live In, Then Eat. The witch’s house in Hansel and Gretel has nothing on these confectionery structures.
Gingerbread Cat House
Few gingerbread men will admit a visit to this [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Friday, December 25, 2009 at 12:01 am
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No wonder so many children are terrified of Saint Nick. If any of these Santa Claus characters were part of my childhood I would be screaming and crying not to sit on his lap too. You may want to take your kids from the room before viewing this list of the Top 10 Most Unintentionally [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 8:01 am
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Who doesn’t love the time-honored tradition of having their child pictured on Santa’s lap? Nothing is more cute than to see little Timmy or Sally smiling brightly on Santa’s lap while sharing their most heart-felt wishes and desires for Christmas morning. Of course, this is the stuff of Hollywood. More often than not, this special [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Tuesday, December 22, 2009 at 12:01 am
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Everyone makes bad decisions in life. Fortunately for most of us, the bad decisions we make aren’t broadcast to the world.
When you’re a major corporation and you trip and fall flat on your face for all the world to see? Heck, even that isn’t as bad as all the money you may lose your shareholders.
Some [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 12:01 am
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Well, it’s almost Halloween, and with that time of year artists come out of the pumpkin patch. Yes, pumpkin carving and Jack-O-Lanterns are all the rage during October. What was once a simple art form using a butcher knife or a way to scare of evil spirits, has given way to a more sophisticated and [...]
Posted by TopTenz Master on Tuesday, October 20, 2009 at 12:01 am
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