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Justin Bieber is a common target of mockery on the Internet, but in all seriousness, we kind of respect the guy. Sure, his music sucks but, since we’ve finished puberty, we’re not his target market. What’s important is that he’s handling his fame as well as any teenager could reasonably be expected to (the occasional [...]
Posted by Mark Hill on Thursday, May 16, 2013 at 4:30 am
Filed under Bizarre, Humor · Tagged with Erotica, Fanfiction, Justin Bieber, Mark Hill, murder, Sex, terrorism, TopTenz, vampires, werewolf
Elijah Wood, Daniel Radcliffe and Tobey Maguire are all often mistaken for each other. ADVERTISEMENT Being a total legend, Daniel Radcliffe once tested this theory by going out and signing autographs as Elijah Wood just to see if he could, he did this for an entire day and no one ever questioned him. So if [...]
Let’s get one thing clear before we begin: at the risk of sounding controversial, TopTenz does not endorse drug abuse. It will ruin your life, and you should be doing more productive things with your time anyway, like reading TopTenz lists. That being said, animals that do drugs are hilarious. Some animals do them for [...]
Posted by Mark Hill on Wednesday, May 8, 2013 at 4:30 am
Filed under Animals, Humor · Tagged with alcohol, Animals, Ants, bees, birds, chimpanzee, cigarettes, Drugs, elephants, fruit flies, hallucinogenic, horses, jaguar, Mark Hill, monkeys, Opium, poison, TopTenz
Historical books are all over the place, all claiming to teach you this and that, but it turns out a lot of these so-called “facts” are not accurate at all, at least not according to popular culture, the ultimate Bible. All that stuff they taught you in High School and college? Well, those were a [...]
Posted by Matthew Zarzeczny on Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 12:01 am
Filed under History, Humor · Tagged with 300, abraham lincoln, assassin's creed, Braveheart, Caligula, Dante Alighieri, George Washington, historical accuracy, john wayne, Matthew Zarzeczny, Movies, Nicolas Cage, planet of the apes, Satire, Sparta, Spartacus, Television, TopTenz, video games
Haven’t we all wished for a Yoda or an Uncle Phil in our lives? That’s one of the best thing about kids’ shows: the awesome mentor/teacher figure, there to help shape you into who you’re meant to be. Who wouldn’t want that type of meaningful guidance in their life? Unfortunately, some of the mentors from [...]
Posted by Rich Solomon on Saturday, April 20, 2013 at 12:01 am
Filed under Humor, Television · Tagged with bad mentors, Batman Beyond, Boy Meets World, Bruce Wayne, Captain Planet, Gaia, jackie chan adventures, kids shows, magic school bus, master splinter, Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers, miss frizzle, Mr. feeny, papa Smurf, pokemon, professor Oak, Professor X, Rich Solomon, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Smurfs, TopTenz, x-men, Zordon
Hi! I’m TopTenz’s token Canadian, and I’m here to explain why you apple pie eating, baseball playing, llama-molesting Americans should be more like your northern neighbors (llama molesting is a stereotype about Americans, right?) Whatever, the point is that Canada is awesome, and you could be too. So throw on your hockey jersey, pour yourself [...]
Posted by Mark Hill on Wednesday, April 3, 2013 at 12:01 am
Filed under Humor, Misc · Tagged with canada, Canadian Football League, Democracy Index, dollar coins, Economic Freedom of the World Index, Freedom 500, grey cup, gun control, hockey, IDHI, Index of Economic Freedom, loonie, Mark Hill, metric system, no more pennies, Poutine, Press Freedom Index, toonie, TopTenz, United States
Many of us buy heartwarming gifts for our loved ones, but why should we always be so serious and mature with our gift giving habits? Why not be like the guy on Family Guy who gives Peter a bag of salt-water fish instead? Below are some downright hilarious options for those with senses of humor, [...]
Posted by Matthew Zarzeczny on Monday, April 1, 2013 at 4:30 am
Filed under Humor · Tagged with baracula, Blue Q Shut The Hell Up Chewing Gum, Dead Rising 2: Zombrex Edition, Matthew Zarzeczny, Maybe You Touched Your Genitals: Blue Q Hand Sanitizer, novelty gifts, Penis pasta, Public Toilet Survival Kit, Resident Evil T-Virus Energy Drink antidote, TopTenz, Tru Blood Beverage Drink Soda, Zombie Apocalypse Survival Sardine Can, Zombie Jerky
True, there’s been a list like this before on TopTenz but, like many of the people in the comments section, I looked at it and went, “this barely scratches the surface.” But rather than just say it (for free), I decided to prove it (for a fee.) With that in mind, here are ten even more [...]
Posted by Karl Smallwood on Wednesday, March 20, 2013 at 12:01 am
Filed under Humor, Music · Tagged with bubblegum dance, burger-highlife, chiptune, jawaiian, Karl Smallwood, mesical genres, Music, pirate metal, rock, shoegazing, spoken-word music, TopTenz, unblack metal, visual kei, william shatner covers, wizard rock
Wikipedia is the greatest collection of knowledge humanity has ever assembled, but some of that knowledge didn’t need to be collected. Among the articles about key moments in history and great works of art, lie pages that document the inane and irrelevant in painstaking detail. Are they tributes to man’s insatiable thirst for knowledge, or [...]
Posted by Mark Hill on Thursday, February 21, 2013 at 12:01 am
Filed under Humor, Internet · Tagged with Assemblywomen, Barbie's careers, character mask, high-five, how to hang up toilet paper, Karl Marx, Last words in video games, last words in webcomics, longest greek word, Mark Hill, math jokes, Penile Subincision, TopTenz, wi-five, wikipedia, YouTube celebrities
Whether it’s a new take on an established story, or just updating a classic for a different audience, we can all accept that there are going to be differences between an original work and an adaptation. But here are ten anime that so distorts the original, and so completely misses the point, that it barely resembles [...]
Posted by Rich Solomon on Monday, February 11, 2013 at 12:01 am
Filed under Entertainment, Humor · Tagged with Ai no Wakakusa Monogatari (Little Women), anime, Dracula (anime), Hakugei: Legend of the Moby Dick, Huckleberry Finn Monogatari, japanese adaptations, Peter Pan no Bouken, Powerpuff Girls Z, Rich Solomon, Romeo x Juliet, Starship Troopers (anime), The Count of Monte Cristo (anime), TopTenz, Wolverine (anime)