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  1. Anonymous
    Anonymous at |

    Are these real dolls? Or April Fools Dolls?

    1. jon likes action fig
      jon likes action fig at |

      That would require some massive photoshopping on all of them. They're all real.

  2. Ashley
    Ashley at |

    They are all real dolls/action figures that you can buy. Some of the older ones aren't available in stores I'd imagine (Vanilla Ice/Mr. T) but eBay does wonders.

    There's plenty of online stores that sell these.

    Thanks for reading!

  3. Sarah
    Sarah at |

    well, I know the Freud doll is real because one of my psych professors in college had one on display in his office.

  4. mikan36
    mikan36 at |

    I bought a Jesus Action Figurine as a joke-gift for a friend from a local store – it was created by the same company that did the Freud & Marie Antoinette dolls so they also had those in the store as well.

    Loved the COME OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH GAY BOB doll the most, though. haha

  5. Jima
    Jima at |

    I saw about half of these at Archie McPhee, FYI.


  6. twbrooks6
    twbrooks6 at |

    Battle royal between Mr. T, MC Hammer, Adolf Hitler, and Gay Bob. Who would win?

  7. Alisha
    Alisha at |

    Anyone notice Vanilla Ice is giving the "shocker" hand signal on the box? If you dont know what it is, its a sexual reference. I wonder if he even knows what it means. Wonder how that went down at the time.

  8. Mike
    Mike at |

    I do believe the gay doll was also anatomically correct.

  9. Roschelle
    Roschelle at |

    OMG…Vanilla Ice and MC Hammer! Heck, I thought the Palin and Hitler action figures were bad…this entire list is hilarious!!!

  10. Jess
    Jess at |

    OCD doll is amusing

  11. Equalizer
    Equalizer at |

    Gay Bob Doll = LOL

  12. Ike
    Ike at |

    How did you miss the Brent Musburger Action Figure?


    I bought one for my brother.

  13. Nedra
    Nedra at |

    Though some seem to think he is actually a superhero, I was amazed that the Seth Godin action figure was not on this list: http://j.mp/arpGQ3

    With built-in Brand-O-Matic® and Purple Power®! At least all the proceeds go to charity.

  14. John Hood
    John Hood at |

    Hey, you forgot the Stallone Over the Top doll, complete with massive movable forearm for all his arm-wrestllng needs!

  15. Interceptor
    Interceptor at |

    I should really mention 'Stinkor' the He-Man figure that acvtually stank! Beats a kung-fu grip hands down I say!

  16. Star Wars Fan
    Star Wars Fan at |

    Actually, the pregnant padme figure is a bad custom job made by some random fan. It is not a mass produced piece or official product or anything of the sort.

    1. A BiPolar Guy
      A BiPolar Guy at |

      while it may be custom as you say, it doesn’t look like a bad job to me

      this one however is genuine Hasbro and she’s pregnant – though not so obviously


  17. michaela
    michaela at |

    omg im in love with the gay bob doll thats sooo funny

  18. Paradox
    Paradox at |

    Where’s the librarian action figure with “amazing push-button shushing action”? My local library has one still in the box on display near the front desk. Here’s a picture of it I found on Google Images: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CAe4xqG2hCU/TJ-xNfjx8vI/AAAAAAAACxs/4vVEJUgAfQ8/s400/librarian2.jpg

  19. V4Vendetta14
    V4Vendetta14 at |

    You missed the most exciting toy I have ever seen. The Monolith from 2001. http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/e1e0/

    # Properly proportioned to those in the movies 2001 and 2010
    # Zero (0) points of articulation
    # May cause strange magnetic fields, action figure evolution

  20. MortDiAmour
    MortDiAmour at |

    I soooooo want the Hitler doll! He is cutes lol (:

    1. MattyDerpyFox
      MattyDerpyFox at |

      Want toooooo!!!!!!! :3 he is relly cute XD

  21. Aprille-Mai -Joone
    Aprille-Mai -Joone at |

    Marie Antoinette doll is cool Lol haha

  22. tiktok
    tiktok at |

    You think a four-year-old isn’t aware of the existence of pregnant women? Really?

  23. Jeremy
    Jeremy at |

    There was an ad telling me to “pursue my passion” right between the header and photograph of the Gay Bob entry. WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING EBAY???

    1. TopTenz Master
      TopTenz Master at |

      Google knows you too well.

  24. Louis Alexandre Simard
    Louis Alexandre Simard at |

    I clicked on the link OCD action in the OCD action figurine post which brought me to a website called OCD action but it was too disorganised. I should probabably call OCD action to tell them. Do you think I should call OCD action to tell them? Yes! I think I should call OCD action to tell them to straighten up their OCD action website. Or else I might get in an accident today.

    1. TopTenz Master
      TopTenz Master at |

      I have to read this 3 times before I can comment.


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