Top 10 Reasons Ancient Rome Was a Pervert’s Paradise


We all know Rome was a weird place. After all, people went everywhere in togas, had sex with their sisters and spent their free time watching Russell Crowe fight tigers. But what most of us don’t know is just how perverted a place it really was. And I don’t just mean for the Emperors and their concubines: daily life in Ancient Rome was a nonstop orgy of prostitution, child-sex and, well, orgies. After all, even the most straight-laced, conservative Roman could be expected to enjoy:

10. Slave Sex

It’s no secret that Roman society ran on slavery. Men and women captured during military conquests were shipped all over the Empire and auctioned off to the highest bidder – at which point they became the property of some aristocrat or other. And those aristocrats usually had one thing on their minds when buying a young slave: sex.

See, slaves were absolutely devoid of rights in Roman law. They were part of the furniture, no better than the objects surrounding them. And just as it’s technically impossible to have an affair with your bookcase, Roman law didn’t consider slave-sex to be infidelity. So when Augustus outlawed adultery in 31BC, the horny Romans did what any sex-addict would do and started molesting their slaves at an unprecedented rate. Looks, gender and even age were no barrier: the Warren Cup, for example, is a Roman goblet dated to 5 AD that sports an image of a guy casually molesting a child. In essence, being a slave in ancient Rome basically meant being a walking sex aid – speaking of which…

9. Public Pornography

If you think top shelf ‘lad’s mags’ and saucy billboards are rude, just be thankful you’re not living in Roman times. Step out of a time machine in, say, 50BC and you’d find yourself completely surrounded by penises. Literally every available surface in the Empire was imprinted with images of penises. Don’t believe me? There is a Roman coin featuring some sodomy and a statue that used to be displayed in the open, of the God Pan having sex with a goat.

Thanks to their complicated ideas of Gods and fertility, the Romans had literally no problem with the sight of one another’s wieners – and that’s just as well, really. Housewives would use tiny metal penises as wind chimes (see image), well-endowed slaves would be forced to keep theirs on show at all times; and images of the fertility God Priapus weighing his own gigantic member would appear over the entrance of houses as a form of good luck. And that’s before we even get onto the murals that filled the Public Baths, depicting all sexual couplings imaginable. But it wasn’t just frescos and statues. The Romans were also masters of…

8. Lewd Graffiti

Next time you get bored and scrawl a massive dong on the wall of a public toilet, you should know that you’re simply carrying on an ancient tradition that stretches back to Roman times. That’s right: the Romans were no more high-minded about this sort of thing than you or me. When they dug up Pompeii, one of the first things everyone clocked was the sheer amount of graffiti defacing every wall. And you better believe it was rude. One example reads:

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!”

Believe it or not, that’s one of the tamer ones. There’s a fairly comprehensive list, but the best ones feature advice on oral sex, bizarre opinions on people’s privates and boasts along the lines of:

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.”

Hey, at least it makes a change from ‘Andre the Giant has a Posse’.

7. X-Rated Gravestones

As you may have gathered, no aspect of Roman life was far removed from thoughts of coitus – and that included death. Unlike our sparse epitaphs, Roman men and women would include whole biographies on their tombstones, detailing every little moment of their lives. And since their lives were often pretty bawdy, that made for some X-Rated tombstones. For example, one is known to have read:

“Put on your party hats and don’t say no to sex with pretty girls, as you won’t get a chance when you’re dead.”

Wow, interesting advice, huh? Others, marking the spot where husbands have buried their wives, describe the first night of copulation – with one memorable one boasting about how the ‘wife’ was first seduced aged seven. One in particular is famous for describing in great detail a three-way relationship between two men and a woman; including complimentary passages on the woman’s nipples and how punctual she was at dealing with body hair. What a trait to be remembered for.

6. Obscene Literature

If you thought 50 Shades was dirty, wait till you hear about Roman literature. As with everything else in their lives, it revolved strictly round sex – and not just regular sex: weird, kinky, messy fetish sex. Take Sa tyricon, one of only two surviving Roman novels. The plot focuses on the adventures of a Roman man and his child lover as they navigate a world of orgies, flagellation and dildo-wearing priestesses. Sound a little, uh, extreme? Buddy, you ain’t seen nothing yet. The poet Juvenal routinely wrote about animal sex, violent rape and sodomy; while Martial churned out ‘epigrams’ along the line of:

“With your giant nose and cock

I bet you can with ease

When you get excited

Check the end for cheese.”

In short, their books were like their lives: rude, sex-obsessed and very-much X-Rated.

5. Pederasty

When talking about an ancient culture, it’s important to remember their standards are always going to vary wildly from ours. So when I say the Romans practiced pederasty, bear in mind that it was totally acceptable back then. It’s only when you look back on it from our own cultural standpoint that it all seems a little, well, eww.

See, in Rome, there wasn’t exactly an age of consent. If you were going to engage in a homosexual relationship with a free-born male, you had to wait until they were at least 12. But, as far as slaves were concerned, anything went – and it usually did. Aside from the Warren Cup, we have the writings of Juvenal and Quintilian; both casually informing us that schoolmasters liked to groom young boys. Then there are the numerous laws issued on the subject – preserved to this day – to stop the practice spilling over into ‘regular’ life. So pervasive, in fact, was this pederasty that Romans who didn’t fancy young boys were generally considered a little odd – a belief that only vanished when Christianity finally took hold.

4. Religious Sex Parties

Imported from Greece, the Bacchanalia were ‘fertility festivals’ that really took hold in modern South Italy. And with good reason: they were devoted almost exclusively to shagging as many people as humanly possible.

Writing about these ‘festivals’ in the Augustan era, the historian Livy breathlessly described scenes of unimaginable debauchery. These ‘festivals’ were alleged to be a place where people met, danced themselves into ecstasy, then fell into frantic copulation with no regard for who or what they might be screwing. This isn’t just Livy going on a fantasy-trip, either. By all accounts, the authorities were so troubled by the practice that they outlawed them, with punishments of severe torture imposed on anyone who continued to practice. Remember this is Rome, at the height of its decadence – so anything they want to ban as ‘immoral’ has gotta be pretty extreme. Yet, for all the threat of torture lingered over its followers, the cult of Bacchus survived for centuries – along with its pervy, orgiastic rites.

3. Mass Infanticide

Here we get to one of the bleaker sides of Roman culture. Reading this list of debauchery, some of you may have been wondering how the Romans managed so much sex in the days before the pill. Well, according to historian Mary Beard they simply redefined the term ‘abortion’ to a terrifying degree.

And I mean terrifying. Since we now know virtually all Roman contraception methods were useless, all the unwanted pregnancies must have gone somewhere: and that somewhere was apparently the rubbish dump. No joke: there’s plenty of evidence to suggest that Roman mothers just casually tossed newborn babies away. From ancient letters advocating the practice, to clues that discarded babies may have been a major source of slaves (the popular slave name Corpeus translates as ‘found on the dung-heap’); the signs all indicate a culture totally at-home with mass infanticide. Chew on that next time someone describes our civilization as ‘violent’.

2. Perverted Justice

When we talk today about a ‘perversion of justice’, we mean it metaphorically. It’s a way of describing how outraged we are, how unfair the trial was. In Roman times, the phrase would have been scarily literal.

According to historian Vicki Leon, both the Romans and Greeks were fans of ‘unusual’ punishment. Not all the time, but in the case of adultery – very much so. Basically, if you were Roman and someone slept with your wife, you would be legally entitled to sodomize them in return; with an audience if you so desired.

It’s not as far-fetched as it sounds. Despite their, well, ‘love’ of boy-love, the Romans were a deeply masculine bunch. There was literally nothing more shameful for a man to do than take the ‘feminine’ role in homosexual sex – so to sodomize someone would be the ultimate act of revenge: branding them ‘unmanly’ for life. But even within the context of Roman society, this punishment sometimes took a weird turn. Apparently, it was not-unusual for the offended party to sodomize his rival with a radish, as opposed to his own equipment. Why that might be, I’ve no idea. But next time you cheat on someone, just be glad you’re not doing so in Ancient Rome.

1. The Emperors

The Roses of Heliogabalus

The Roses of Heliogabalus

No article on Rome would be complete without mentioning its crazy rulers

. Almost every single Emperor to rule Rome was categorically insane – to the point that it often seems like they’re trying to outdo each other in the ‘lunatic’ stakes. Nero, for example, had his favorite boy castrated and attempted to turn him into a woman. Caligula made his horse a senator, converted the palace into a brothel and pimped out his sisters; while Elagabalus spent more time cruising Rome’s red light district dressed in drag than anything else – pausing only to invent the whoopee cushion.

Now, most of what has been written about Rome’s Emperors is probably exaggerated – Tacitus and Suetonius both liked to belittle their enemies ruthlessly – but, if even ten percent of it is true, they were some messed-up people. Perhaps it’s not surprising, then, that your average Roman was a little crazy too.

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  1. Too bad someone can post such a misleading article, sensationalized and filled with partial truths, misleading statements (no, not “almost every” Roman Emperor was “categorically insane”, in fact it was very few who were nuts), and people will believe it as if it was the gospel truth.

    “Gosh! I learned a lot from this! I didn’t know that Roman’s were all homosexuals and loved “boy-love”! What a load of crap!

    My suggestion: leave this tripe to the gullible and study a little of the true history of ancient Rome. It’s truly fascinating. Yes, it’s violent, immoral (by our standards), and even salacious. But it’s much more interesting than the simplistic and misleading sensationalism that this “article” promotes.

    • This article may be misleading for those who haven’t any idea about Rome and lack common sense to perceive information like this with a grain of salt, but I admit I laughed.

      P. S. Also Amber Mac seems to be kidding.

  2. Oh yeah, I forgot something…, could you imagine walking outside of your home looking across the street and see penises flopping, boobies bouncing and vaginas slapping? Eeeewwwwwwwww!! Well, if you are like me and can not then it’s just a good thing that we were born into a more modern world and not the ancient one…… because from what I’ve read in quite a few places, this was an everyday occurrence and accepted as normal and just another everyday thing.

  3. Uh…., WOW! I mean that’s all I got, wow! I knew romans were perverted and, in more ways than one, disgusting (to our standards of “right and wrong”) but after reading this list I have got to say that I am shocked. Sure, I knew the romans were a horny bunch of homosexual ( in most cases ), child and slave raping, dirty bastards but INFANTICIDE??!!? I just couldn’t believe my eyes even I was reading it. Throwing away a newborn? Good God. And, how about their “perverted justice” and let’s not forget the “religious sex parties!” All I got to say is I sure have learned something today, they say you should learn something new “every”-day, but today is a day in which I wish that was not the case. The entire reason I looked this up to begin w was I just finished watching all 4 seasons (including “Gods of the Arena”) of “Spartacus: Blood and Sand,”, and I simply wanted to know if the ancient romans actually had sex out in the open on the norm, walked around bare breasted for the entire ancient world to see (including their slaves) had sex w minors and just killed each other whenever they felt the need and boy did I learn the truth of the matter after reading this, and other, sites dedicated to this very thing. Guess I’m not the only one that just can’t picture the ancient world being this debauched and corrupt, if anything I would have thought they would have had a greater sense of justice and moral obligation than the modern world…., BUT I WAS WRONG..

    • Amber Mac, please, I beg you, don’t believe everything that you read online. This “article” is sensationalized and uses facts loosely, providing them in part, without telling “the rest of the story”. While some children were “discarded”, it was for reasons that made logical sense to the people of the time; it wasn’t as rampant or casual as this article leads one to believe.
      The Romans were extremely moral people. Their morality was a bit different than ours. They saw sex, in many cases, as a sacred obligation, hence the “sex orgies”. These were religious rituals, not just some huge sexual free-for-all where one coupled with anyone he/she could. The rite was sacred and performed with ablution and extreme reverence.
      Sadly, anyone can post trash like this and people will swallow it, hook, line and sinker, convinced that they now know for a fact how debauched the ancients were. It’s sad because nothing could be farther from the truth.

  4. actually most romans may have been suffering from methane poisoning
    in some form due to the nature of human waste removal at their level of technology, thus the unbalanced mental states of mind

    • Early Romans (the Etruscans) dug ditches in the city, and covered them with stones. These ditches channeled sewage through the city and away from the crops and citizenry. As Rome grew, the sewer system grew as well, ensuring a relatively clean and bacteria-free population (“relatively” being the operative word here).

      By the time Rome was achieving world dominance, the Romans built the Cloaca Maxima, an underground sewer system that flushed the city’s sewage downstream into the Tibur river, where it was carried to the sea.

      There is absolutely no evidence that Roman citizens (or any other citizenry) suffered from “methane poisoning”.

  5. John Jingleheimer on

    Wow I always thought I was born in the wrong times. Now I’m 100% Sure. Man the fun times they had!

  6. “So pervasive, in fact, was this pederasty that Romans who didn’t fancy young boys were generally considered a little odd”

    That’s nonsense – it wasn’t uncommon, but that statement is a complete exaggeration – where’s your documentation?

    And the object in #5 photo is Greek, not Roman.

    • As perverted as they were,they didn’t have the Balls to establish or recognize a Same Sex Marriage……… some things were just too perverse and unnatural. Even the Romans had a minimum of standards

  7. “To sum it up Rome had a much stricter moral code than we have today, especially due to the fact that breaking it was almost always a capital crime, but it was very different from ours ” This is NOT correct. There was no capital punishment around sexual stuff (usually— Vestal Virgins are an exception) until the fourth century AD and even that is localized. Indeed, there is much in FMH’s comment that is not correct. Perhaps they saw a source that does not look at the legal situation— or a source that generalizes from some stories from Livy, stories which I believe even Livy would have said were exceptional– and more representative of moralized ideals than reality in the republic or early empire.

    • Really? My source was the article “Sexualdelikte und häusliche Gewalt” (sexual offenses and domestic violence) from the German publication “Gefährliches Pflaster. Kriminalität im Römischen Reich “, an exhibition catalogue. I don’t have the book at hand right now, so I can’t tell you the author and the page numbers. However, the article gave an overview over the developments and changes in handling sexual offenses especially for the city of Rome. True, the early republic wasn’t covered very throughly because there were few of those laws – but I, as well as the article, was talking about the ancient Rome in general.

    • I’ll get the book again and list the offenses and punishments in the article here, if it helps.

  8. The article forgets to mention that Rome actually had very, very strict laws considering sexuality, being very quick at hand with death penalty. Sure, you were allowed to have sex with your own slave – that is, if you were male and it was your OWN slave. You couldn’t even have sex with another man’s slave if he allowed it. And it was just sex, a real relationship could end in severe penalties. Sex before marriage was also only possible with officially “dishonorable” women, like prostitutes or formerly free Roman female citizens that took one of the liberties male citizens had. One also shouldn’t forget that at some time during the Roman area you were required to marry by law at a certain age.

    To sum it up Rome had a much stricter moral code than we have today, especially due to the fact that breaking it was almost always a capital crime, but it was very different from ours today.

  9. “There was literally nothing more shameful for a man to do than take the ‘feminine’ role in homosexual sex – so to sodomize someone would be the ultimate act of revenge: branding them ‘unmanly’ for life.” This is overdone and is projection from now. It was not an honour but it was not the end of the world.

  10. Mick Fowler on

    # 5 Pederasty in the Roman Empire survives to this day via the Roman Catholic Church. It is so prevalent that a recent pope was forced to step down from office. Boy-buggery seems more of a sacrement for clerics of the church than anything else.

    • Your a complete fool! And I say this with much love in my heart hoping you’ll take your studies and research more seriously.

      • nope nope nope,. like it or not TIMMAY, Mick is spot on there, that church is one huge pedo cult. child abuse is rife.

        see instead of getting angry or annoyed someone is having a go at the church for this crap get angry that children are raped at an alarming rate.

  11. re: #2

    Take a look at the radish in the pic. Now imagine having shoved up your bum. Now imagine the
    humiliation of having a radish leaf tail for the rest of the day. What if the stalks were cut off, leaving you with a giant radish stopper in your rectum?

    Not. Very. Comfortable.

    And passing it would be even less so.