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  • Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do! – Groucho Marx

    Funny to the last.

  • These are great, but there are so many great last words quotes. My favorite on your list is Frank Baum, but one of my all-time favs is George Bernard Shaw's: "Dying is easy, comedy is hard." I'd love to go out with a line like that!

  • keith

    Albert Einstein's last words were in german and he said them to his maid. She didn't know german. To bad. I would to know what they were.

  • Bryan

    When Einstein died on April 18, 1955 he left a piece of writing ending in an unfinished sentence. Here is the last portion of his note:

    They do so even though such a policy entails the risk of war and doom. Not one statesman in a position of responsibility has dared to pursue the only course that holds out any promise of peace, the course of supranational security, since for a statesman to follow such a course would be tantamount to political suicide. Political passions, once they have been fanned into flame, exact their victims … Citater fra…

    I am not sure what his last spoken words were or what Citater fra… is supposed to mean.

    • Kate Julian

      So his last words were, “Citations from…” and then he ended. Possibly purposely? To signify he was a “nobody,” when it came right down to it?

      A truly brilliant mind, until he spoke his mind, and politicians didn’t like what he was saying. Perhaps it didn’t fit into their agenda?

  • The great Goethe cried out on his deathbed "More Light! More Light!" And William Sydney Porter, aka "O. Henry" uttered this similar, though humbler, plea on his: "Turn up the lights, boys, I don't want to go home in the dark."

  • Gurn Blanston

    I believe Buck Barrow's (Clyde's brother) last words were much like Dutch Shultz'. Non-sensical) There is a famous photo and that scene was recreated in the film starring Warren Beatty

  • Wish you have sweet

    Don't bother yourselfs about first or last words. Take care about that small lump in the midle- LIFE 😉

  • Aaron Davidian

    Dutch Schultz's liver was damaged/destroyed by the fatal shot, and he hung on in the hospital for about a day, delirious with fever and stoned to the gills on morphine with a police stenographer sitting next to him the whole time, taking down page after page of his more or less incoherent ramblings and rantings. Makes for a real fun read.

    Oh yeah, Karl Marx's last words (when being pressed by someone who was there to say something profound on his way out) were something like "Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"

  • Rainbow Story

    What a nice collection of last words. Wonder what mine will be.

  • virginia

    This is my favourite and I really like the fact that his last word would probably how he wold have serve the country

    RFK: is every one all right?

  • StarDancer

    Actually, Steve Irwin WAS NOT at the time of his death, filming for Ocean's Deadliest, he was filming a segment for his daughter Bindi's new show, Bindi the Jungle Girl.

  • raven

    Danton, executed by guillotine during French revolution, reportedly said to the executioner: "Show my head to the crowd. It's worth it."

    Ludwig van Beethoven: "I will hear in heaven." He got deaf in his last years.

    A lame joke says that John F. Kennedy's last words were "I need this parade like I need a f***in' hole in my head." 😉

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  • Ashan

    Steve Irwin………………. He is the best….. we really misss him……………………………..

  • mario

    Darwin…crappy hateful and bitter to the end! Arrogant pompous a-hole!

    • Justin uk

      he was right though hey ;O) at least all of his theory’s are provable nowadays ;O)

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        • UFO

          Only ignorant fools don’t know evolution has not been a theory in over 40 yrs. It is fact.

          • Correction

            Actually it is a scientific theory, but that doesn’t mean it’s untrue or unproven because the difference between a scientific law and a scientific theory is:

            Scientific Law: This is a statement of fact meant to explain, in concise terms, an action or set of actions. It is generally accepted to be true and universal, and can sometimes be expressed in terms of a mathematical equation. They explain what will occur in a given circumstance.

            Scientific Theory: A theory is an explanation of a set of related observations or events based upon proven hypotheses and verified multiple times by detached groups of researchers. They explain facts and, sometimes, laws.

            A law governs a single action, whereas a theory explains an entire group of related phenomena.

  • callasaurus

    "Ik schiet beter!"

    Translation: I'm a better shot!

    Who: Hannie Schaft

    Note: Spoken to a German Soldier after having been shot in her execution. The soldier subsequently emptied his machine gun on her.

  • monkeydog

    July 4th, 1826, the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence, the last two Founding Fathers are dying. Thomas Jefferson dies first. John Adams, as he dies, says, "Well, at least Jefferson still lives." And then they both were gone.

  • anuj

    I love Steve Irwin

  • Martin

    Clause von Stauffenberg (would be Hitler assassin) : Long live holy Germany

  • james

    "I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record." – Last words of Dylan Thomas (Probably not the actual last words, but said shortly before he became ill and died. See:… )

  • Wilby Daniels

    I have two. I really thought at least one of these would have been on here, especially Francis Albert's.

    Frank Sinatra: "I'm losing it." Ol' Blue Eyes suffered from dementia in his later years.

    Terry Kath, one of the original guitarists for Chicago, had a line worthy of the Darwin Awards. At a party, he held a gun to his head and said the infamous line, "Don't worry, it's not loaded." Damn shame, a waste of a talent.

  • Razna

    Bob Marley! <3

    One love!

  • Jezzika

    RIP Steve Irwin!

    Julius Caeser's last words– [sorry i cant spell <<]

    "I live!!" yup, nice one…

    • damonika

      Actually that was Caligula. Lol. Caligula’s own guards were killing him. I’m guessing after they were done, he shouted those words, then collapsed and died.

  • Dion

    Richard Feynman: "I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring"

  • HoneyM

    My all time favorite last words belong to H G Wells – Go away, I'm alright!

  • Ali

    The civil war general that said “Those snipers couldnt hit anything at that ra……”

    • redstick

      John Sedgwick, general, Spotsylvania, To a troop flinching under fire,”…why, my man. I am ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance”.

  • Danielle

    AWWW Harrison was the cutest/ sweetest man on Earth <3

  • Judy Gordon

    While not her last words, my mom used to always say that she wanted her epitaph to be, “I TOLD you I was sick!”

    • The Jester

      That’s Spike Milligan’s epitaph too.

      Meanwhile, George Harrison’s sounds about right – I always did like George.

  • ajer

    Mahatma Gandhiji’s(a national father of India) last word was ‘Hey Ram’ (Oh, God) when he shot by a man in public.

  • Abdullah

    “With those on whom You have bestowed Your Grace with the Prophets and the truthful ones, the martyrs and the good doers.
    O God, forgive me and have mercy upon me and join me to the Companionship on high.” Then at intervals he uttered these words: “The most exalted Companionship on high. To God we turn and to Him we turn back for help and last abode.”

    • Abdullah

      These were the last words of Prophet Muhammad

      • Diawarrior

        The best dying words by the best of creation (SAW). Assalmaoualeyk

  • Shane J

    I hope my last words will be “it has been an interesting journey” because it has……………………

  • DNA

    0. “Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.” -Steve Jobs

  • Anonymous

    “last words are for fools who haven’t said enough”
    -Karl Marx

  • cathey

    Jesus Christ. ” Forgive them, for they know not what they have done” ” It is done”

  • damonika

    I liked Elizabeth Browning’s last word. It’s just simple. Her last word was Beautiful. Poetic until the end.

  • Jackson Stonewall

    “Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.”

  • Jessica Morford

    Actually, Bob Marley’s last words to his son Ziggy were “Money can’t buy you life”, but his actual last words were “God take me” and he was later buried with a nug of weed, his favorite guitar, and a bible opened to Psalms 23