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  1. 5minutes at |

    I say use them all at once on hippies.

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    1. redstick at |

      “hippies”?! Yowza, cat! That be real KOOL, daddy-o!. Broom along, Jasper, ain’t no four sides on you!

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  2. Strangerhascandy at |

    Awesome descriptions of theses weapons! Very reminiscent of Penn Jilette. I swear I could actually HEAR Penn describing most of the weapons, The Gay Bomb, in particular.

    Excellently written. Very entertaining list.

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    1. mhm at |

      i agree, the writing on these lists are always humorous and well writin. I definetly come to this site more then i should.. haha

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  3. Jonathan Reiter at |

    This was an entertaining list. Thanks!

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  4. David at |

    and thats how you do a Christmas list!

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    1. TopTenz Master at |

      And that’s how you do a comment. Well done.

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  5. Dan at |

    Great list, although I believe they call them “Less Lethal” now, instead of “non-lethal”, due to stungun related deaths

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    1. Jonathan Reiter at |

      Tasers are as lethal as they get. Deaths are getting to be more likely because of the dolt(Cop) using it is rarely trained in its use in the field…

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  6. ParusMajor at |

    This was an interesting list, but “non-lethal”? You can kill someone with a pencil if you stick it into his nostril far enough to go to his brain. Ordinary hammer? Lethal weapon. Kitchen knife? Ditto. Bare hands? Also lethal weapons if you e.g. strangle someone or beat them to a pulp with your fists.

    #5 was funny, though. :D

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  7. Ali at |

    I would love to use the SpeechJammer against my younger sister because I’m sick of her nagging and singing. Thanks for mentioning it, I appreciate it.

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  8. FMH at |

    Does the US military not consider that chemical warfare agents are internationally banned for use in military forces? Lethal or not doesn’t matter since the lethality is always only a matter of concentration. Personally, I think the term “non-lethal” is overused and in some cases (as with tasers for example) dangerous. “Less lethal” would be much more accurate.

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  9. Siska at |

    I loved your List! I love your sense of humour, very well written! What other lists have you written?

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    1. TopTenz Master at |
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      1. Tom at |

        Thanks.

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  10. redstick at |

    I had an audiologist friend who used the ‘speech jammer’ principle in a clinical setting. It’s called a ‘delayed side tone’ and is used to detect fakers who pretend to be deaf. For some reason, that slight delay makes speech impossible. A truly deaf person would not hear the disruption, and speak normally. A hearing guy would simply stammer to a stop.

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    1. ParusMajor at |

      That’s interesting, but why would anyone pretend to be deaf?

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      1. Jonathan Reiter at |

        Medical Aid Fraud…

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      2. redstick at |

        Exactly. And, in my day, to avoid the draft. Faking deafness beat actually puncturing your eardrums [brrrrrr].

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  11. Tom at |

    Great list!

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  12. this guy at |

    that taser shotgun would hurt SOOOOOOO bad!!! AND IT SPINS!?!

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