Author: Karl Smallwood

Now we’ve already covered how badass Bruce Lee is before, but Bruce Lee is a man too awesome to be constrained to a simple 10 item list, so here’s an eleventh one for you to sink your teeth into. Now if you click the article above you’ll see one thing you always see whenever Bruce…

Remember when you were young, and your mother told you to chew your food at least 25 times before swallowing? Yeah, many animals do not give one single rip about what your dear Mommy thinks. They prefer to save time and eat their meals in one bite. Their food is still alive too, because killing takes time, and time is money.

Crime is something we’d normally never glorify. Awesome crime on the other hand is something we can fully get behind. Which is why we’re absolutely in love with this story about a guy who literally spent years walking into a local shop and strategically crushing every damn cookie he could get his hands on. We…

Dogs as they say, are man’s best friend. A title they have apparently earned by being so damn loveable people will rescue them before they rescue their own wives. Because a wife may be the person you promised to love forever, but a dog can be trained to fetch your slippers. You can’t replace that.…

In the Amazing Spider-man movie, there’s a scene where Andrew Garfield uses his powers to best his rival at basketball, thus proving that he is the superior male specimen. Because in movies that’s how people solve problems. However, Garfield likely didn’t need to use any of his Spider-man powers, not if this video is anything…

Houdini was the original party magician, when he wasn’t slipping out of handcuffs like a fart made of snakes, he was making women’s clothes disappear with his signature I-am-the-god-of-space-and-time look. Though Houdini almost never imbibed alcohol, one of his most deadly escapes was the time a brewery challenged him to escape from a beer keg,…

No, you didn’t read the title to this piece in correctly. During WW1, the Russians and the Germans formed a temporary truce to shoot the crap out of a bunch of wolves that kept trying to bite their faces off. The wolves, armed with nothing but teeth the desire to stab people with those teeth…

When Steve Irwin died the world collectively got a tiny bit less awesome. Because when a man who spent half his life wrestling alligators dies, he goes straight to Valhalla without passing go or having to stop to talk to St Peter. The thing is, though Irwin spent his entire life dedicating himself to protecting…

The environment is one of those issues that is only going to get bigger as time marches on. As consumers become more and more aware of the damage we’re doing to the planet by throwing batteries at dolphins, they’ll inevitably start to yell at companies to stop making batteries such a satisfying weight to lug…

We’ll bet that half of you reading this thought that when you were younger, if you played enough video games eventually Sony, Nintendo or Sega would call you and ask you to play video games for money. It’s only natural, but as you got older we’ll guess that you eventually grew out of that mindset.…

When left to the unimaginative mind, remixes are little more than someone else’s song with an added drum beat. The truly creative types can take two different, often entirely unrelated, pieces of music and merge them into solid gold. Usually, the combination has no reason to succeed, and yet they often totally do.

A common theme with superhero movies these days is the creators trying to make the hero more grounded in reality. Instead of Spider-man teaming up with a phychic spider-lady, he fights Willem Dafoe in a robot power-suit which is way more realistic. Likewise, the Batman movies released recently have taken the emphasis away from Batman fighting…

Online dating is very common these days, it’s claimed that a significant percentage of all relationships now start online, how many of those are people clicking on Emma Stone’s Twitter feed and claiming that she will one day be theirs isn’t clear, but we’ll assume it isn’t enough to throw off the results. When it…

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is a film that won more awards than the proposed sequel to the Shawshank Redemption, Shawshank Redemption 2: Taking Back New York, we highly recommend clicking that link, HIGHLY. When the film came out on DVD however, hundreds if not thousands of fans who bought the disk and eagerly…

Onions are like a cruel joke from god, they’re an inanimate object incapable of feeling pain that makes you cry when you stab it with a knife. They’re also dull as all hell. So it may surprise you to learn that one of the most evil businessmen in history used them to make millions at…

Silly pranks are usually reserved for children and viral videos of random people screwing with each other. The power players of the world don’t bother, right? They’re too busy being powerful, right? WRONG. The’re just as silly and screwy as the rest of us, and here;’s proof.

If there’s one thing bank’s love it’s screwing people over, well they don’t like that, but if you read the news you’d think that was the only way banks knew how to make any money whatsoever. Every other day there is guaranteed to be a story about a bank foreclosing on someone’s home because they…

Chances are, if you’re reading this, you’re on the Internet. And while the Net is certainly great and awesome and everything, it has its dark side. And it’s EXTREMELY dark. Here are a bunch of really sobering facts and statistics that might make you consider just shutting off the computer and reading a book instead.

The Predators, or Yautja if you’re going to be a dick about it are a fictional race of badass aliens that literally thrive on combat and all that it entails, in their own film series and the dozens of pieces of extended universe media they’ve appeared in they’ve cemented their reputation as the stone pimps…

Freddy Krueger, for those of you under the age of 15 was a movie bad guy who’d sneak into your dreams and slit your throat while you slept. Freddy has starred in more movies than Emma Stone’s top lip, however, despite this, he’s still been condemned to a life of relative obscurity, Luke Skywalker on…

The title of the best guitarist in the world is one that will likely never be agreed upon, mainly because, how the hell do you clarify who is the best at something in an area as subjective as music. That said, it is possible to rank a given musician depending on a number of objective…

The saying goes that, winning isn’t everything, but it sure as hell beats losing. If losing gracefully was an Olympic event, Byun Jong Il would have punched the referee in the nuts during the qualifying rounds. To explain, Byun Jong Il was a South Korean bantamweight boxer, who during the 1988 Olympic games didn’t agree with…

Rowan Atkinson will likely never live down the accident prone dumbass  called Mr Bean he played on TV many years ago. Though Atkinson has played a number of roles, including that of Edmund Blackadder, a character so witty and verbose they could give a dictionary a paper cut, he’ll always be seen as Mr Bean.…

Do run-of-the-mill guns and bombs bore you? Are you sick of the same old “mild firepower” that most harbingers of death bring to the table? Then maybe these pointlessly powerful weapons are more your fancy. Don’t just pierce your enemy’s heart and slowly drain their life away; make their entire body explode instead! It’s more sporting that way.